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Useless Knowledge Thread
« on: June 05, 2010, 06:49:40 PM »
I'll start it off. If you make a fist with your left hand, with your thumb inside, you can't gag.

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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2010, 06:58:28 PM »
dude, that's useful as fuck.
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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2010, 07:15:59 PM »
There are going to be a lot of people ask their girlfriends to do that now.


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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2010, 07:18:36 PM »
Corn Flakes came around to reduce masturbation.

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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2010, 07:29:18 PM »
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2010, 08:24:28 PM »
the characters from street fighter.. M. Bison, Vega, and Balrog were all named differently in japan
Bison was originally Vega
Balrog was originally Bison
and Vega was originally Balrog  8)

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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2010, 10:33:55 PM »
the length between your wrist and your forearm is the same length as you foot.

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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2010, 10:35:31 PM »
the length between your wrist and your forearm is the same length as you foot.

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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2010, 11:07:38 PM »
If you make a fist with your left hand, with your thumb inside, you can't gag.

What the fuck? Why?

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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2010, 02:38:55 AM »
there's some small percentage of people (I think 1 or 4 or something) in the world that can lick their elbow.

I'm one of those people!
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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2010, 05:09:21 AM »
It only takes between 5 and 10 pounds of force to rip a person's ear off.

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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2010, 05:17:44 AM »
there's some small percentage of people (I think 1 or 4 or something) in the world that can lick their elbow.

I'm one of those people!

AND I AM ONE OF THEM

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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2010, 05:46:32 AM »
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If you make a fist with your left hand, with your thumb inside, you can't gag.
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What the fuck? Why?
Not true. I just tested and you can still gag by putting a finger in your mouth.
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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2010, 06:52:54 AM »
I'm gonna love this thread

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« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2010, 07:29:21 AM »
chewing gum while chopping onions will prevent you from crying, thanks snapple!

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« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2010, 08:19:26 AM »
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If you make a fist with your left hand, with your thumb inside, you can't gag.
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What the fuck? Why?
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Not true. I just tested and you can still gag by putting a finger in your mouth.
this one girl once disdainfully told me that she had a testy gag reflex and as such wasn't gonna suck my nine. i'm going to see her again come late august, and i'm definitely going to tell her about this, whether it works or not. tbh i wouldn't mind a little gag junk if it had some spizz in there.

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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2010, 08:33:57 AM »
if you drink your own cum, you can pass a drug test.

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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2010, 11:05:28 AM »
^^^I'll get right on that...

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2010, 11:30:05 AM »
North of the United States there is a country known as Canada.
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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2010, 11:43:27 AM »
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Coca-Cola contains neither coca nor cola.

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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2010, 11:56:38 AM »
The wingspan of a Boeing 747 is longer than the Wright Brothers first plane flight.
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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2010, 12:22:23 PM »
The wingspan of a Boeing 747 is longer than the Wright Brothers first plane flight.

Yes! A non-body related fact!
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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2010, 12:37:13 PM »
Dartboards are made out of horse hairs.

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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2010, 12:42:12 PM »
pig skin is too thick for ticks and fleas to bite through to get at the blood, so they just leave them alone. also pigs don't need to be herded, they come when they're called. pigs also have a strong sense of smell, in india they're used in place of dogs for drug searchs. i want a pig for a pet. just a little guy though, not one of those mammoth sized bastards.
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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2010, 01:26:14 PM »
the characters from street fighter.. M. Bison, Vega, and Balrog were all named differently in japan
Bison was originally Vega
Balrog was originally Bison
and Vega was originally Balrog  8)

that's because M. Bison=Mike Tyson.


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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #25 on: June 06, 2010, 02:24:14 PM »
pig skin is too thick for ticks and fleas to bite through to get at the blood, so they just leave them alone. also pigs don't need to be herded, they come when they're called. pigs also have a strong sense of smell, in india they're used in place of dogs for drug searchs. i want a pig for a pet. just a little guy though, not one of those mammoth sized bastards.

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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #26 on: June 06, 2010, 03:06:03 PM »
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

The elephant is the only animal with 4 knees.

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The Bible, the world's best-selling book, is also the world's most shoplifted book.

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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #27 on: June 06, 2010, 03:17:45 PM »
San Francisco's Golden Gate bridge is the most photographed object in the world.

In the same breathe, it is also the world's most popular place to commit suicide.
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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #28 on: June 06, 2010, 03:43:28 PM »
american airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class

the plastic on the end of shoelaces are called aglets

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts

Pearls melt in Vinegar

Apples are more efficient than caffeine at waking you up in the morning

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma

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North of the United States there is a country known as Canada.
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Re: Useless Knowledge Thread
« Reply #29 on: June 06, 2010, 04:12:43 PM »
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pig skin is too thick for ticks and fleas to bite through to get at the blood, so they just leave them alone. also pigs don't need to be herded, they come when they're called. pigs also have a strong sense of smell, in india they're used in place of dogs for drug searchs. i want a pig for a pet. just a little guy though, not one of those mammoth sized bastards.
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my sister has two pigs, not the little guys, like the big nasty farm type, they are still pretty cool though.
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