The Quintessential Slap Poster

[strangefires]

sergio is way too cool for you fags

[ChildoftheGhetto]

Didn't really mean to make this another favourite Slap Pal thread, but if that's where it's headed, by all means run with it.

But yeah, it's a tough question. Because if you're talking about epitomizing what most people out there think Slap is, then you'd have to pick COTG, Gipper, FuckGino, or all these little kids complaining about everything. Which is ironic because most of those people have the lowest rep.

But if I were to pick someone who sums up what slap is to me, which is just a bunch of silly nonsense with not much to do with skating, I'd have to pick people like Mexican Spaniard (my all time favourite Pal), Bips, Sven, CigBeer, Newt, Busey, Canuck, so many dudes who just like some "lulz".

Also how much does everyone fucking miss Dragon Slayer? Come back to us you oil-drilling little faggot!

Most people outside of slap think slap is a bunch of old people that suck at skateboarding, and only like people from the east coast. I'm the antithesis to slap, if anything.

[grimcity]

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Didn't really mean to make this another favourite Slap Pal thread, but if that's where it's headed, by all means run with it.

But yeah, it's a tough question. Because if you're talking about epitomizing what most people out there think Slap is, then you'd have to pick COTG, Gipper, FuckGino, or all these little kids complaining about everything. Which is ironic because most of those people have the lowest rep.

But if I were to pick someone who sums up what slap is to me, which is just a bunch of silly nonsense with not much to do with skating, I'd have to pick people like Mexican Spaniard (my all time favourite Pal), Bips, Sven, CigBeer, Newt, Busey, Canuck, so many dudes who just like some "lulz".

Also how much does everyone fucking miss Dragon Slayer? Come back to us you oil-drilling little faggot!

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Most people outside of slap think slap is a bunch of old people that suck at skateboarding, and only like people from the east coast. I'm the antithesis to slap, if anything.

Being the resident contrarian to a board full of contrarians makes you quintessential squared, man. You're the double pits to everyone elses' chesty.

[Inbred Jed]

No, I only like 1990's Northern California All Terrain skaters

[CigaretteBeer]

I'm kind of like Sergio's counselor.  And sometimes he says great stuff when he's loaded. This is Sergio's reaction to my away message on AIM which said "committing suicide"

AIM IM with florezyeyito8/22/10 1:00 AM
you're not commiting sucide asshole
FlorezYeyito
that's not something you joke about dick
FlorezYeyito
you either are or you aren't
FlorezYeyito
i know i'm reading it as an offline whatever the fuck but
FlorezYeyito
you live or you dont'
FlorezYeyito
don't
FlorezYeyito
if you meant it, you would do it right now with no remorse. if you really think thats so fucking funny then by all means, do it.
FlorezYeyito
just off yourself dude
FlorezYeyito
there is no god to take account of you. you die and thats it
FlorezYeyito
you crumble. no soul to go elsewhere. thats it. you dissapear and you are forever fucking forgotten dude
FlorezYeyito
\
FlorezYeyito
just do it
FlorezYeyito
2:42 PM
just reading what i wrote. sorry, i overreacted last night. i was drunk and high.
FlorezYeyito

FlorezYeyito
5:04 PM

[Locbrew]

CUDDLEMONSTER, MexicanSpaniard,Locbrew,Sergioflorez (still posts here?)

Say what now?

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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Didn't really mean to make this another favourite Slap Pal thread, but if that's where it's headed, by all means run with it.

But yeah, it's a tough question. Because if you're talking about epitomizing what most people out there think Slap is, then you'd have to pick COTG, Gipper, FuckGino, or all these little kids complaining about everything. Which is ironic because most of those people have the lowest rep.

But if I were to pick someone who sums up what slap is to me, which is just a bunch of silly nonsense with not much to do with skating, I'd have to pick people like Mexican Spaniard (my all time favourite Pal), Bips, Sven, CigBeer, Newt, Busey, Canuck, so many dudes who just like some "lulz".

Also how much does everyone fucking miss Dragon Slayer? Come back to us you oil-drilling little faggot!

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Most people outside of slap think slap is a bunch of old people that suck at skateboarding, and only like people from the east coast. I'm the antithesis to slap, if anything.

[close]

Being the resident contrarian to a board full of contrarians makes you quintessential squared, man. You're the double pits to everyone elses' chesty.

It's not like i go out of my way to have differing opinions. Hell, my opinions are actually pretty much in line with a large majority of real skateboarders. People on slap are the minority in the skate community. I'm a regular guy in midst of a bunch of old, bitter lames.

[ahlee]

cotg, lets be real skateboarders together sometime.

[Alan]

Fuck, the ignore function's still broken.

[strangefires]

you should definitely kill yourself cigbeer. I back that notion 100%

[BallDontLie]

Art hellman

tony cozhox

MS

Maurice

king of r& b is kewl


*prison wallet, sleaze, and Alan seem like knowledgeable men.

[ice nine]

this thread is mindblowing. mexicanspaniard? kindu? what the fuck? show me one good post by either of them? gub is probably a good representation of what it was, now id say briden or bantam or some young boring poster who have nothing of value to share

[Watson]

kindu? what the fuck? show me one good post by either of them?

Fuck you. Show me one BAD post by Kindu!

HMPH!

[cold budweisers]

4chan user with a skateboard

[cheese]

grim always says hip shit. on the other hand i suck cock. and im not a pal. but cotg does really represent the mind set of alot of skaters nowadays, just hes more regular. and what the fuck is up with you and the east coast man, where all skaters, and people with opinions like yours just make it worse for everybody. proud to be from a shitty virginia town.

[skate_bored]

at least 50% of posts are made while drinking beer.

[starvingrobot]

Beeda Weeda is actually hilarious, I like his sense of humor.  Snickers, Watson, Newt, boyan, frisco.

Edit: ALT has gained a lot of respect from me, as he is very good at 'Name That Slut!'

[snickers]

Beeda Weeda is actually hilarious, I like his sense of humor.  Snickers, Watson, Newt, boyan, frisco.

Edit: ALT has gained a lot of respect from me, as he is very good at 'Name That Slut!'

I wish you'd post moar often.

[strangefires]

4chan user with a skateboard

this

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

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Didn't really mean to make this another favourite Slap Pal thread, but if that's where it's headed, by all means run with it.

But yeah, it's a tough question. Because if you're talking about epitomizing what most people out there think Slap is, then you'd have to pick COTG, Gipper, FuckGino, or all these little kids complaining about everything. Which is ironic because most of those people have the lowest rep.

But if I were to pick someone who sums up what slap is to me, which is just a bunch of silly nonsense with not much to do with skating, I'd have to pick people like Mexican Spaniard (my all time favourite Pal), Bips, Sven, CigBeer, Newt, Busey, Canuck, so many dudes who just like some "lulz".

Also how much does everyone fucking miss Dragon Slayer? Come back to us you oil-drilling little faggot!

[close]

Most people outside of slap think slap is a bunch of old people that suck at skateboarding, and only like people from the east coast. I'm the antithesis to slap, if anything.

[close]

Being the resident contrarian to a board full of contrarians makes you quintessential squared, man. You're the double pits to everyone elses' chesty.

[close]

It's not like i go out of my way to have differing opinions. Hell, my opinions are actually pretty much in line with a large majority of real skateboarders. People on slap are the minority in the skate community. I'm a regular guy in midst of a bunch of old, bitter lames.

You and Gipper are my heroes.

[pugmaster]

The dos equis guy with a laptop.

"I don't always post, but when I do... I prefer SLAP"

[camel filters]

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Didn't really mean to make this another favourite Slap Pal thread, but if that's where it's headed, by all means run with it.

But yeah, it's a tough question. Because if you're talking about epitomizing what most people out there think Slap is, then you'd have to pick COTG, Gipper, FuckGino, or all these little kids complaining about everything. Which is ironic because most of those people have the lowest rep.

But if I were to pick someone who sums up what slap is to me, which is just a bunch of silly nonsense with not much to do with skating, I'd have to pick people like Mexican Spaniard (my all time favourite Pal), Bips, Sven, CigBeer, Newt, Busey, Canuck, so many dudes who just like some "lulz".

Also how much does everyone fucking miss Dragon Slayer? Come back to us you oil-drilling little faggot!

[close]

Most people outside of slap think slap is a bunch of old people that suck at skateboarding, and only like people from the east coast. I'm the antithesis to slap, if anything.

[close]

Being the resident contrarian to a board full of contrarians makes you quintessential squared, man. You're the double pits to everyone elses' chesty.

[close]

It's not like i go out of my way to have differing opinions. Hell, my opinions are actually pretty much in line with a large majority of real skateboarders. People on slap are the minority in the skate community. I'm a regular guy in midst of a bunch of old, bitter lames.

you feeling like you need to share your opinions to "old bitter lames" is even more lame. but i wouldnt have it any other way because posters like you are what makes this place great.

[BriDen]

now id say briden or bantam or some young boring poster who have nothing of value to share

try telling that to cigbeer

[Prison Wallet]

Quintessential means like a perfect example or the norm, right? Bips, COTG, Kindu??? Those are some serious Slap personalities. The true quintessentials just kind of blend in. I don't even know, Gomez type dudes maybe?

[Mackattack]

the old guys who basically end every argument with 'go out and skate, man', people who used to skate, and kids who voice their opinions about who should ride for who.

i actually liked this guy the most http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=30350.0

I could never get over how small and dainty Anthony Sweeny's hands were. Hes like a nimble woodland nymph.

I think BB was the quintessential poster there for a while. He got everybody into kitties and making fun of rawb and all that shit.
5INCH DICK is my favorite. Or any of Damians old fake accounts.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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Didn't really mean to make this another favourite Slap Pal thread, but if that's where it's headed, by all means run with it.

But yeah, it's a tough question. Because if you're talking about epitomizing what most people out there think Slap is, then you'd have to pick COTG, Gipper, FuckGino, or all these little kids complaining about everything. Which is ironic because most of those people have the lowest rep.

But if I were to pick someone who sums up what slap is to me, which is just a bunch of silly nonsense with not much to do with skating, I'd have to pick people like Mexican Spaniard (my all time favourite Pal), Bips, Sven, CigBeer, Newt, Busey, Canuck, so many dudes who just like some "lulz".

Also how much does everyone fucking miss Dragon Slayer? Come back to us you oil-drilling little faggot!

[close]

Most people outside of slap think slap is a bunch of old people that suck at skateboarding, and only like people from the east coast. I'm the antithesis to slap, if anything.

[close]

Being the resident contrarian to a board full of contrarians makes you quintessential squared, man. You're the double pits to everyone elses' chesty.

[close]

It's not like i go out of my way to have differing opinions. Hell, my opinions are actually pretty much in line with a large majority of real skateboarders. People on slap are the minority in the skate community. I'm a regular guy in midst of a bunch of old, bitter lames.

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you feeling like you need to share your opinions to "old bitter lames" is even more lame. but i wouldnt have it any other way because posters like you are what makes this place great.

I don't need to, I want to because it entertains me. I could leave slap and it wouldn't have any affect on my life.

[brent]

gangsta fred, tango $$ the pussy viol8er, stage fright

[BallDontLie]

dorm rat

[oyolar]

Fuck, embodies slap? I have no idea, but I've never read a bad post from Inbred Jed.

Bipsmound is probably one of the better writers I've seen in a while, he's very fucking good.

I miss Mr. DNA. Although Inbred Jed is keeping me amused.

[Tuna]

Girl Workshop B, Net Lurk, Skwisgar