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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #60 on: August 26, 2010, 11:49:38 PM »
gangsta fred.
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #61 on: August 27, 2010, 07:10:49 AM »
Beeda Weeda is actually hilarious, I like his sense of humor. ? Snickers, Watson, Newt, boyan, frisco.

Edit: ALT has gained a lot of respect from me, as he is very good at 'Name That Slut!'
I feel like an unapreciated wife who was about to kill her husband in his sleep, but then he came home from work with flowers, and its all better.

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #62 on: August 27, 2010, 08:06:36 AM »
no one's even mentioned bubblegum. ::)

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #63 on: August 27, 2010, 08:23:52 AM »
bubblegum is not a poster, he's a computer program create by the folks at street corner.

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #64 on: August 27, 2010, 08:25:06 AM »
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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #65 on: August 27, 2010, 08:29:48 AM »
The dicks, like ice nine.

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #66 on: August 27, 2010, 09:18:01 AM »
If COTG lived near me, I would hang out with that fucking dude every day. I want to learn how to nose heelflip into a slide.

fgnp on here at all?

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #67 on: August 27, 2010, 09:31:40 AM »
I am convinced that Kindu is actually some kind of man-ape or non human primate. It's not an act, he's way too legit.

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #68 on: August 27, 2010, 10:48:22 AM »
It's not like i go out of my way to have differing opinions. Hell, my opinions are actually pretty much in line with a large majority of real skateboarders. People on slap are the minority in the skate community. I'm a regular guy in midst of a bunch of old, bitter lames.

I didn't mean to imply that you were faking it or anything, but you're right, your opinions are shared by a lot of other real skaters... I just don't see the old bitter lame aspect (having said that, I'm definitely old, possibly quite lame).

I think the Pals are all too often confused as being one collective conscious... similar tastes abound for sure, but for nearly every topic we have, there are opinions that run the gambit, you know? Even the white T/brown cords Slap cliche thing has become an inside joke since most dudes in here just wear whatever. I think this place has more nuance than it gets credit for.

...and 4chan'esque lulz.

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #69 on: August 27, 2010, 10:56:15 AM »
ive always enjyoed cancelleds posts

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #70 on: August 27, 2010, 11:16:51 AM »
down for kilgore

is he still around?

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #71 on: August 27, 2010, 11:40:07 AM »
hahaha look like 10 posts back

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #72 on: August 27, 2010, 11:46:31 AM »

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #73 on: August 27, 2010, 01:30:01 PM »
I really fuckin hate all of you

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #74 on: August 27, 2010, 01:44:22 PM »
but i luv u steenz

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #75 on: August 28, 2010, 07:00:13 AM »
i dont know who the quintessential slap poster is but I do know I would like to see more posters like pilot light from boil the ocean. strictly well written and interesting observations on skateboarding and nothing else.

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #76 on: August 28, 2010, 01:38:05 PM »
What happened to Chris Hansen?  Does he still post here?  No matter what kind of mood I was in that guy always made me laugh my ass off.

Pardon my ignorance, but what makes a SLAP Pal anyway?  1,000 posts?  Never really knew.

Some of my favorites come to mind:
Gipper & COTG (they're a cute couple)
Watson because his blog kicks ass
Chris Hansen
Rawbertson
Kalis (although not technically a Pal) for being straight up even though he's not anonymous
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All the moderators are legit

I'm mostly thankful for the newer posters who say really stupid shit and get called out on it.  That's where the real entertainment comes from.

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #77 on: August 29, 2010, 12:58:25 AM »
What happened to Chris Hansen?  Does he still post here?  No matter what kind of mood I was in that guy always made me laugh my ass off.

Pardon my ignorance, but what makes a SLAP Pal anyway?  1,000 posts?  Never really knew.

Some of my favorites come to mind:
Gipper & COTG (they're a cute couple)
Watson because his blog kicks ass
Chris Hansen
Rawbertson
Kalis (although not technically a Pal) for being straight up even though he's not anonymous
md
All the moderators are legit

I'm mostly thankful for the newer posters who say really stupid shit and get called out on it.  That's where the real entertainment comes from.


Kalis should not be a mod
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #78 on: August 29, 2010, 11:31:07 AM »
Kalis should not be a mod

I agree. I love Kalis and it's rad as fuck that he posts here, but why a mod? Just because he's Kalis?

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #79 on: August 29, 2010, 12:00:26 PM »
I don't care, it's not like he's doing anything. OR IS HE?


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He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #80 on: August 29, 2010, 01:39:31 PM »
He mods as much as vicky does.

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #81 on: August 29, 2010, 05:20:02 PM »
He mods as much as vicky does.

At least Vicky made cool shirts for the pals, had womanly advice and was a really cool chick.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #82 on: August 29, 2010, 05:24:30 PM »
fuck that ho, she still owes me 4 bucks


also,
womanly advice

no such thing

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Re: The Quintessential Slap Poster
« Reply #83 on: August 29, 2010, 06:30:38 PM »
fuck that ho, she still owes me 4 bucks


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Arf arf!

"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon