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PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« on: August 28, 2010, 12:29:38 AM »
Well it seems that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was pictured shredding on the boardwalk of the Jersey shore. (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/50413417.html#cutid1) So I figured what better opportunity for a classic Slap photoshop contest is there than this?

Here is your primary ammunition:









But feel free to use any and all Situation resources you can find. Make your own fake company, board graphics, ads, whatever you want.

The contest will officially end Sunday Sept. 4th at midnight, and the winner will be chosen by myself, Bantam, and I don't know... let's say Boosh?

First place prize is a mix CD made personally by me for you. That is unless Whitely or Deaner want to officially sanction this event and find some other prize to add to the pot. Either way, the CD is in there, but let's be honest, this is for bragging rights.

I decided to get the ball rolling and set the bar high with this 6-shot sequence of a kickflip back tail down the Long Beach kinked hubba.













I expect big things out of you Officer Caruthers.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2010, 12:31:45 AM by Watson »

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2010, 12:44:04 AM »





« Last Edit: August 28, 2010, 12:51:11 AM by Livin The Psychedelic Lif »

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2010, 12:57:10 AM »
u already won
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2010, 05:12:32 AM »

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2010, 05:19:46 AM »
god damn why do you have to set the bar so high?? i got one cooking tho for sure.

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2010, 06:06:02 AM »
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u already won
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Watson, thanks for this being the first thing I see when I wake up this morning.  Made my day!

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2010, 06:37:03 AM »
I want to roll around the park with my hands in the air like the first pic... all day.

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2010, 07:14:14 AM »


This is first time using photoshop so go easy.

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2010, 07:33:42 AM »
Damn, Watson, I think yours is unbeatable already.  I hope you get a mix cd with songs you like.

...and a lock of hair! That would be epic shit. haha

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2010, 07:37:44 AM »
ahahahahahahahahahah so good.

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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2010, 08:05:09 AM »
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Damn, Watson, I think yours is unbeatable already.  I hope you get a mix cd with songs you like.
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...and a lock of hair! That would be epic shit. haha

Lord knows I could use a lock of hair!

Ahaha thanks for the compliments, but I am officially unable to win my own contest. I am only got those juices flowing. I'm sure someone can top mine, but if not it's whoever comes closest.

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2010, 08:20:30 AM »
That dude's allergic to shirts in general, no wonder his balance is thrown off... Not one shirt but two?

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2010, 08:56:34 AM »
I added the sticky necessary to make it official ;)

I got some leftover modbox junk (aol discs, one grind king truck (yes, singular), broken headphones, Spitfire water bottle, etc) that I'll contribute if we can't get a real prize to add to your mix cd.

Just so everyone knows, I tried to get him to make the prize a nude picture of himself but he wouldn't oblige.  I thought it would really inspire you all.  Maybe next time...

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2010, 10:44:19 AM »
Damn! Watson is killing it right out of the gate. That sequence was sick!
I don't think anyone is going to be able to top that.

I can't wait to see some more entries
This contest is gonna be epic...



« Last Edit: August 28, 2010, 11:01:03 AM by Officer Caruthers »

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2010, 11:19:54 AM »
the captcha when i uploaded this was 'keystone inianed'.



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« Last Edit: August 28, 2010, 11:41:57 AM by Al Borland »

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2010, 12:03:11 PM »
More importantly, where can one buy those pants?

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2010, 12:10:06 PM »
Al coming in hot!

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2010, 03:05:27 PM »
Damn! Watson is killing it right out of the gate. That sequence was sick!
I don't think anyone is going to be able to top that.

I can't wait to see some more entries
This contest is gonna be epic...




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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2010, 03:59:27 PM »
my comment about this amazing contest kept getting deleted. i didn't know you guys did that on this forum. you delete negative comments, watson?

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2010, 04:11:52 PM »
my comment about this amazing contest kept getting deleted. i didn't know you guys did that on this forum. you delete negative comments, watson?
Watson can't do it... somebody else can though, but shouldn't.
What did you say?
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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2010, 04:58:24 PM »
my comment about this amazing contest kept getting deleted. i didn't know you guys did that on this forum. you delete negative comments, watson?

No, like Gipper said, I can't delete comments you fucking dingus. Believe me if I could delete stuff, I'd be deleting your whole sorry account.

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2010, 05:44:10 PM »
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my comment about this amazing contest kept getting deleted. i didn't know you guys did that on this forum. you delete negative comments, watson?
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No, like Gipper said, I can't delete comments you fucking dingus. Believe me if I could delete stuff, I'd be deleting your whole sorry account.

damn watson, that's so punk rock. let me know how i'm supposed to post so i could join the elite club

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2010, 08:17:45 PM »
maybe if you stopped killing kittens you'd know
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2010, 10:50:47 PM »
well for starters, how you're supposed to post is by posting funny photoshop images of the situation.


i thought that would be obvious by now.

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2010, 11:34:16 PM »
kk, i gets it now. in his off time Mike likes to relax and make sweet benches.



he's got plenty of NY cred and has been down with the Dillster for years.



 ;)

(i obviously can't photochops, so there's my crappy ms paint entry)
« Last Edit: August 28, 2010, 11:40:04 PM by smokecrack »

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #25 on: August 29, 2010, 12:01:31 AM »

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« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2010, 06:38:22 AM »
^ Hahaha!

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2010, 06:48:10 AM »


This is first time using photoshop so go easy.

Nice work mate!

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2010, 06:50:33 AM »
Not many people noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...



Greasy boardslide on the flat rail...



The Situation reps Jersey hard...



Getting in a (balanced?) nose manny before the shenanigans and rain set in.



The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...



Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary


« Last Edit: August 29, 2010, 07:28:29 AM by Officer Caruthers »

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2010, 07:05:00 AM »

Not many noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...



Greasy boardslide on the flat rail...



The Situation reps Jersey hard...



Getting in a (balanced?) nose manny before the shenanigans and rain set in.



The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...



Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary

This is a winner!
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