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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #120 on: December 20, 2010, 01:34:44 PM »
When he does his little dance at the end to no music it looked just like this time I saw a visibly unstable homeless guy trying to dance with his own shadow.

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #121 on: December 20, 2010, 02:07:34 PM »
there is no way he makes any money from his mixtapes. they are free, plus he would have to pay for studio time and features n shit

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« Reply #122 on: December 20, 2010, 02:25:55 PM »

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #123 on: December 20, 2010, 02:27:36 PM »

he doesnt give a fuck who you are, he's still going to put his bear feet on your couch

Das mah nigguh J. Cass righ' deah!
1/2 man & 1/2 crazy-wil' an-uh-mal an' shit.

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #124 on: December 20, 2010, 03:33:15 PM »
Quote from: daniel  link=topic=49113.msg1334665#msg1334665 date=1292836460
rhyming amazing with amazing is amazing.

Best thing I read in here.

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #125 on: December 20, 2010, 03:41:58 PM »
The most controversial brand of the moment?
There's no controversy in merely being shitty.

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #126 on: December 20, 2010, 04:09:51 PM »
I'm not tired of JR yet.....keep it comin'.....

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #127 on: December 20, 2010, 04:20:17 PM »
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When Jereme says "still ain't got no kids," he is expressing his frustration at not being able to procreate despite fucking 1000 bitches while wearing ripped (on purpose probably) condoms. More than anything, he wants an heir to carry on his legacy of killing both the rap and skate games.
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Actually, word around town is, back when Jereme was arrested on shrooms he was taken to the hospital to be placed on sedatives while coming down off his trip. Now, word around town is, the attending physician took a good long gander at JR and loudly declared, "HIPPOCRATIC OATH BE DAMNED! I'm giving this boy a vasectomy to stop him from ever breeding!" Word around town is, no one on the hospital staff objected to the procedure.

this is awesome

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #128 on: December 20, 2010, 04:29:37 PM »
and, true

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #129 on: December 20, 2010, 05:17:14 PM »
OK guys, you've had your fun.

Since there is no way his voice can be that terrible, I'm asking you to go ahead and post the video with the real audio.

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #130 on: December 20, 2010, 06:28:47 PM »
word around town...when will he kill himself?

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« Reply #131 on: December 20, 2010, 09:22:13 PM »
word around town...when will he kill himself?

This isn't funny.

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #132 on: December 20, 2010, 10:05:56 PM »
Damn, he disabled the comments.

I'm taking this to mean that Jereme is of the "I really don't like haters" camp, vs. the "we luz the haterz" opposition.

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« Reply #133 on: December 21, 2010, 12:23:04 AM »
The face he makes saying "damnnnnnn" after he says "I fucked 1000 bitches" makes me lol every time.

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #134 on: December 21, 2010, 02:55:04 AM »
The YouTube comments don't seem too favorable (what's a plonka?)




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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #135 on: December 21, 2010, 06:43:56 AM »
pat washington and henry sanchez laughed at this.

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #136 on: December 21, 2010, 07:59:49 AM »


'No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards. You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.'

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #137 on: December 21, 2010, 08:33:59 AM »

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #138 on: December 21, 2010, 08:40:24 AM »

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #139 on: December 21, 2010, 09:36:04 AM »
I don't see any check from this.....but I am just telling you what was told to me. He is making money and yes big news is coming soon, I think you guys will like it.

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #140 on: December 21, 2010, 09:40:29 AM »
...you're turning Mr. Whiteley pro, aren't you?

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #141 on: December 21, 2010, 09:56:32 AM »
Jereme is honestly one of the greatest things to happen on and off of a skateboard.



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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #142 on: December 21, 2010, 10:03:45 AM »
It looks like he is wearing a Star Trek uniform if you replace the the B with the Starfleet logo. Can someone photoshop a Vulcan J-rog, please?

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #143 on: December 21, 2010, 10:10:37 AM »
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When Jereme says "still ain't got no kids," he is expressing his frustration at not being able to procreate despite fucking 1000 bitches while wearing ripped (on purpose probably) condoms. More than anything, he wants an heir to carry on his legacy of killing both the rap and skate games.
[close]

Actually, word around town is, back when Jereme was arrested on shrooms he was taken to the hospital to be placed on sedatives while coming down off his trip. Now, word around town is, the attending physician took a good long gander at JR and loudly declared, "HIPPOCRATIC OATH BE DAMNED! I'm giving this boy a vasectomy to stop him from ever breeding!" Word around town is, no one on the hospital staff objected to the procedure.
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this is awesome

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #144 on: December 21, 2010, 10:18:25 AM »
OK guys, you've had your fun.

Since there is no way his voice can be that terrible, I'm asking you to go ahead and post the video with the real audio.

i chuckled... thanks

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #145 on: December 21, 2010, 10:34:09 AM »
remind me to stop listening to rap music entirely and quit skateboarding forever.  jesus.

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #146 on: December 21, 2010, 01:32:36 PM »
dude rhymed "partake" with "monopoly".  motherfuckin lyrical wordsmith.

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #147 on: December 21, 2010, 04:12:43 PM »
When he does his little dance at the end to no music it looked just like this time I saw a visibly unstable homeless guy trying to dance with his own shadow.


a big thank you to both of you for the laughs.     if i was not a complete moron i would make one of when he says DAMNNNN.   

this is almost too much
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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #148 on: December 21, 2010, 09:34:49 PM »
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When he does his little dance at the end to no music it looked just like this time I saw a visibly unstable homeless guy trying to dance with his own shadow.
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a big thank you to both of you for the laughs.     if i was not a complete moron i would make one of when he says DAMNNNN.   

this is almost too much

Please do.  That is the most hilarious part.

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Re: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN'
« Reply #149 on: December 21, 2010, 09:37:15 PM »





a combination of jereme and forrest