Author Topic: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN' (Read 21434 times)

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #150 on:** December 21, 2010, 09:38:12 PM »

This dude makes it far too easy to laugh at him.

Austin · « **Reply #151 on:** December 21, 2010, 10:50:03 PM »

This is the best early christmas gift ever!!!

burm · « **Reply #152 on:** December 21, 2010, 11:31:01 PM »

Quote from: Austin on December 21, 2010, 10:50:03 PM

This is the best early christmas gift ever!!!

Nonononono, the Berrics has the best christmas gift ever, haven't you heard?

Giovanni Falcone · « **Reply #153 on:** December 22, 2010, 12:04:59 AM »

Quote from: SelfishRep on December 20, 2010, 07:55:54 AM

So that means you've taken LSD and wrote a 20 page business plan?

Not at the same time...

Austin · « **Reply #154 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:28:50 AM »

Quote from: burmStingfeldHC on December 21, 2010, 11:31:01 PM

Quote from: Austin on December 21, 2010, 10:50:03 PM
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This is the best early christmas gift ever!!!
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Nonononono, the Berrics has the best christmas gift ever, haven't you heard?

No, i dont watch the berrics.

SouthJersey · « **Reply #155 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:37:37 AM »

Quote from: Austin on December 22, 2010, 08:28:50 AM

Quote from: burmStingfeldHC on December 21, 2010, 11:31:01 PM
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This is the best early christmas gift ever!!!
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Nonononono, the Berrics has the best christmas gift ever, haven't you heard?
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No, i dont watch the berrics.

you're lying to yourself.

Austin · « **Reply #156 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:41:37 AM »

Quote from: SouthJersey on December 22, 2010, 08:37:37 AM

Quote from: Austin on December 22, 2010, 08:28:50 AM
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Quote from: burmStingfeldHC on December 21, 2010, 11:31:01 PM
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Quote from: Austin on December 21, 2010, 10:50:03 PM
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This is the best early christmas gift ever!!!
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Nonononono, the Berrics has the best christmas gift ever, haven't you heard?
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No, i dont watch the berrics.
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you're lying to yourself.

Whta the fuck was on the berrics?

Narcissus · « **Reply #157 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:45:20 AM »

Quote from: SelfishRep on December 20, 2010, 08:39:31 AM

I have been skating since 93

Quote from: SelfishRep on November 22, 2010, 06:54:07 AM

I have been skateboarding since 1989

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #158 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:55:10 AM »

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a combination of jereme and forrest

that's an insult to Eli

Eli Porter shits on J. Casanova.

germy needs to make like a tree and fuck off

Nick · « **Reply #159 on:** December 22, 2010, 08:59:23 AM »

Quote from: Narcissus on December 22, 2010, 08:45:20 AM

Quote from: SelfishRep on December 20, 2010, 08:39:31 AM
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I have been skating since 93
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I have been skateboarding since 1989
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[/quote hahahahhaha

able · « **Reply #160 on:** December 22, 2010, 09:02:11 AM »

hmmm, how does old Jereme stack up with "new" Jereme

CaptainMorganFreeman · « **Reply #161 on:** December 22, 2010, 09:07:12 AM »

Quote from: able on December 22, 2010, 09:02:11 AM

hmmm, how does old Jereme stack up with "new" Jereme

Oh man that's depressing.

Gnarwhal · « **Reply #162 on:** December 22, 2010, 09:21:10 AM »

Quote from: Narcissus on December 22, 2010, 08:45:20 AM

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I have been skating since 93
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Quote from: SelfishRep on November 22, 2010, 06:54:07 AM
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I have been skateboarding since 1989
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maybe he has been rollerskating since 93? sounds fitting for the selfish rep

P Casanova · « **Reply #163 on:** December 22, 2010, 01:23:53 PM »

You got me....there is a four year gap where I didn't skate. In 1989 I started skating on a Vision board. After that I moved from Virginia to Delaware and didn't skate again until 93 when I met all my homies I skate with today. So let's just say I officially started in 93. If you guys have a bunch of questions we should do a slap pals with me. I'm open to answer any question about myself and or selfish.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #164 on:** December 22, 2010, 01:31:36 PM »

Quote from: SelfishRep on December 22, 2010, 01:23:53 PM

You got me....there is a four year gap where I didn't skate. In 1989 I started skating on a Vision board. After that I moved from Virginia to Delaware and didn't skate again until 93 when I met all my homies I skate with today. So let's just say I officially started in 93. If you guys have a bunch of questions we should do a slap pals with me. I'm open to answer any question about myself and or selfish.

Way to invite yourself to the party. As brave as you are to subject yourself to ridicule from this board, I dont think people care enough about you. Selfish is the laughing stock of this board and everyone is laughing at you and not with you.

sky davis · « **Reply #165 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:08:34 PM »

Quote from: shitmango on December 20, 2010, 04:20:17 PM

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When Jereme says "still ain't got no kids," he is expressing his frustration at not being able to procreate despite fucking 1000 bitches while wearing ripped (on purpose probably) condoms. More than anything, he wants an heir to carry on his legacy of killing both the rap and skate games.
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Actually, word around town is, back when Jereme was arrested on shrooms he was taken to the hospital to be placed on sedatives while coming down off his trip. Now, word around town is, the attending physician took a good long gander at JR and loudly declared, "HIPPOCRATIC OATH BE DAMNED! I'm giving this boy a vasectomy to stop him from ever breeding!" Word around town is, no one on the hospital staff objected to the procedure.
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this is awesome

then how is he cumming on the faces of numerous women?

December 18, 2010 | 62 likes, 485 dislikes this could be a new record

Chris P. Bacon · « **Reply #166 on:** December 22, 2010, 03:30:01 PM »

Quote from: StabMasterArson on December 22, 2010, 01:31:36 PM

Quote from: SelfishRep on December 22, 2010, 01:23:53 PM
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You got me....there is a four year gap where I didn't skate. In 1989 I started skating on a Vision board. After that I moved from Virginia to Delaware and didn't skate again until 93 when I met all my homies I skate with today. So let's just say I officially started in 93. If you guys have a bunch of questions we should do a slap pals with me. I'm open to answer any question about myself and or selfish.
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Way to invite yourself to the party. As brave as you are to subject yourself to ridicule from this board, I dont think people care enough about you. Selfish is the laughing stock of this board and everyone is laughing at you and not with you.

it would be hilarious though, and we can all laugh at selfishreps expense, once again

hamburglar · « **Reply #167 on:** December 22, 2010, 05:12:12 PM »

of any message board to lurk on. slap.. representing selfish.. is this an effective marketing plan? i guess slap users are a key demographic...
i can tell this is a complex joke and we're waiting for the punchline.

Narcissus · « **Reply #168 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:41:40 AM »

I would ride a Selfish board if a sound clip of J. Casanova saying "Swag!" was activated every time you popped the tail.

Pine · « **Reply #169 on:** December 23, 2010, 07:46:55 AM »

ohhh shitt new website with all the new product

http://www.selfishskateboards.com/products/boards/

GAY · « **Reply #170 on:** December 23, 2010, 09:34:02 AM »

Dear Selfish. Plan B called. They want their boring big letter graphic series back. Oh, so do the Simpsons. And Transformers. And Ghostbusters. And a bunch of shitty sports franchises. And the Incredible Hulk. And the California Raisins. That "Rogers Sucks" graphic, though...you can keep that one.

carbonite · « **Reply #171 on:** December 23, 2010, 10:08:37 AM »

Quote from: sky davis on December 22, 2010, 03:08:34 PM

Quote from: shitmango on December 20, 2010, 04:20:17 PM
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Quote from: Inbred Jed on December 20, 2010, 12:27:11 PM
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Quote from: carbonite on December 19, 2010, 06:54:32 AM
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When Jereme says "still ain't got no kids," he is expressing his frustration at not being able to procreate despite fucking 1000 bitches while wearing ripped (on purpose probably) condoms. More than anything, he wants an heir to carry on his legacy of killing both the rap and skate games.
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Actually, word around town is, back when Jereme was arrested on shrooms he was taken to the hospital to be placed on sedatives while coming down off his trip. Now, word around town is, the attending physician took a good long gander at JR and loudly declared, "HIPPOCRATIC OATH BE DAMNED! I'm giving this boy a vasectomy to stop him from ever breeding!" Word around town is, no one on the hospital staff objected to the procedure.
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this is awesome
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then how is he cumming on the faces of numerous women?

JR is shootin' blanks, bro
after a vasectomy procedure, fluid comes out when one has an orgasm, but there are no little dudes swimming around in there

Inbred Jed · « **Reply #172 on:** December 23, 2010, 10:44:06 AM »

shooting blanks on numerous skanks smokin dank on the way to the bank

able · « **Reply #173 on:** December 23, 2010, 11:02:47 AM »

Quote from: Pine on December 23, 2010, 07:46:55 AM

ohhh shitt new website with all the new product

http://www.selfishskateboards.com/products/boards/

I'm actually digging these graphics. Especially the california raisins ones.
I like that it seems y'all have a sense of humor about the perceptions people have
about your riders.

Chris P. Bacon · « **Reply #174 on:** December 23, 2010, 11:32:31 AM »

Quote from: Inbred Jed on December 23, 2010, 10:44:06 AM

shooting blanks on numerous skanks smokin dank on the way to the bank

hahahahaha

daniel · « **Reply #175 on:** December 23, 2010, 11:35:45 AM »

when i click the link to that website catalogue it just takes me straight to their blog.spot

i know i'm not missing out on anything, anything at all. but i'd like to join in on the laughs.

Headcrusher · « **Reply #176 on:** December 23, 2010, 11:36:53 AM »

definitely would ride that Wenning drunken raisin board.

TheFreshSC · « **Reply #177 on:** December 23, 2010, 12:01:29 PM »

awesome

Kevin Webber · « **Reply #178 on:** December 23, 2010, 12:54:53 PM »

Roger on Skatetalk live

Austin · « **Reply #179 on:** December 23, 2010, 02:33:27 PM »

Everybody needs to quit making fun of jeremy and the other selfish dudes, they all obvioulsly have mental health issues and cant think for themselves.

Author Topic: SHELLFISH REP SLACKIN' (Read 21434 times)

Giovanni Falcone

Inbred Jed

TheFreshSC