Karl,
You have at least one child that I know of. I study communication disorders and wondered if your child developed "typically" (by typical I don't insinuate in any way that children with disabilities are of lesser worth than other children. There must be some pros with kids that have children with additional challenges.
Obviously it would be inappropriate to say who by name, but do you know of any skateboarders professional or otherwise that have a child that has a disability.
(I always found it interest how many pro-football players end up having kids with developmental disabilities.)
Finally, Kalis admitted to impregnating his girl via doggystyle. How do you recommend fertilizing that sweet, sweet uterus that so many women happen to have?
My children all came out pretty darn good. But my youngest son is a little rough around the edges, he's always fighting and hitting teachers and stuff like that. Its kinda tough to deal with because Im not used to that type of behavior.
Also, I recommend impregnation via making love. Might sound cliche but the result is better... I should know, I've made 3 so far. LOL