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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #30 on: March 16, 2011, 11:49:09 AM »
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My old flame was always pissed at me for skating all the time. I mean naturally I don't do it as much as most of you guys because you guys are more hardcore than I am when it cums to skateBOARDING. But that guy was bad news. I had to dump him because he was always like don't go skating today! come to brunch with me and watch will and grace! and I'd be like listen, Mark going to brunch and watching will n grace does sound pretty nice but we do that like every fucking morning. There is other shit in life out there waiting for us! I tried to get him to come skating with me once but you know how most fags are, fucking un-athletic as shit. WELLL that's not true but the ones I date are. Maybe I need a man's man. but that's gross. I like em real little like me.
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Are you a dude or a chick?
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Oh yeah I'm a guy who dates other guys. Which most people call GAY. or whatever. who cares. I'M HEER I'M QUEER GET USED TO IT! oh god just kidding. I fucking hate those types of fags. All in yo face about it. ggeeeeezzzuuuusss no one cares anymore.

oh and thx for the compliments, boo.

He's a fucking dude and awesome as fuck.
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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #31 on: March 16, 2011, 12:42:46 PM »
I laid it out for my girl as follows
Skateboarding is at the top of th list
my family is below that
then her
then what she cares about.

It turned out pretty well. I don't think she took me serious but i was.

Juggalos are generally a very understanding people.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #32 on: March 16, 2011, 01:25:20 PM »
skateboarding should stop making new pros. for the women's sake.
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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2011, 01:55:30 PM »
kind of a crazy story, but one year on my birthday, my girlfriend said she had a surprise for me. she drove me to this 18 stair rail and said i wasnt getting a ride home until i crooked grinded it. luckily i had crooks pretty good back then and we were able to enjoy a nice dinner afterwards. i still think she was on a bit of a power trip doing that though.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #34 on: March 16, 2011, 02:02:46 PM »
I like how you turds think I'm talking about myself going pro.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2011, 02:55:13 PM »
I laid it out for my girl as follows
Skateboarding is at the top of th list
my family is below that
then her
then what she cares about.

It turned out pretty well. I don't think she took me serious but i was.

I just took a screen shot of this and emailed it to my girlfriend.......we will see what unfolds. This pretty much sums up everything I think about our relationship.
For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #36 on: March 16, 2011, 04:39:56 PM »
Topic: girlfriends
Pictures of actual girlfriends*, zero.    :-\ 

It's the reason I clicked on this, but it's nice to know that some of you have good supportive ones* out there. 
* wives too

I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #37 on: March 16, 2011, 04:57:38 PM »
women. i mean, am i right guys?

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #38 on: March 16, 2011, 05:49:45 PM »
kind of a crazy story, but one year on my birthday, my girlfriend said she had a surprise for me. she drove me to this 18 stair rail and said i wasnt getting a ride home until i crooked grinded it. luckily i had crooks pretty good back then and we were able to enjoy a nice dinner afterwards. i still think she was on a bit of a power trip doing that though.

ahah what the fuck

it was probably the result of girl talk. on rare occasions when they are not bitching about them, girls sometimes brag about their boyfriends to each other. so she was probably like my boyfriend can crooked grind ANY rail then some bitch was like yo my boyfriend crooked down 17 stairs


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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #39 on: March 16, 2011, 08:23:09 PM »
kind of a crazy story, but one year on my birthday, my girlfriend said she had a surprise for me. she drove me to this 18 stair rail and said i wasnt getting a ride home until i crooked grinded it. luckily i had crooks pretty good back then and we were able to enjoy a nice dinner afterwards. i still think she was on a bit of a power trip doing that though.
Hahaha, that's awesome.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #40 on: March 16, 2011, 08:30:43 PM »
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I laid it out for my girl as follows
Skateboarding is at the top of th list
my family is below that
then her
then what she cares about.

It turned out pretty well. I don't think she took me serious but i was.
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I just took a screen shot of this and emailed it to my girlfriend.......we will see what unfolds. This pretty much sums up everything I think about our relationship.
Tomorrow is our one month (which i guess i special to girls,) and my exact words were "Well it's supposed to be in the 70s tomorrow so I'm gonna be skating all day. Sorry."

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #41 on: March 16, 2011, 08:37:01 PM »
This isn't my girlfriend, but I did see this girl at the gas station today. I didn't talk to her, but we're pretty much dating by now.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #42 on: March 16, 2011, 08:39:43 PM »
I laid it out for my girl as follows
Skateboarding is at the top of th list
my family is below that
then her
then what she cares about.

It turned out pretty well. I don't think she took me serious but i was.

Damn Jimi, you don't like your family much.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #43 on: March 16, 2011, 08:44:23 PM »
Naw dude I love my family but skating gives me way more peace of mind and satisfaction than they do.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #44 on: March 16, 2011, 08:46:33 PM »
Yeah that's still fucked up.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2011, 08:50:35 PM »

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2011, 09:06:11 PM »
you should really give your adults more respect than that.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2011, 09:07:59 PM »
My girlfriend used to be stoked on me skating. we went to barcelona and she was encouraging me to try stuff and was filming me and taking photos

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2011, 09:18:40 PM »
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I laid it out for my girl as follows
Skateboarding is at the top of th list
my family is below that
then her
then what she cares about.

It turned out pretty well. I don't think she took me serious but i was.
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Juggalos are generally a very understanding people.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #49 on: March 16, 2011, 09:38:57 PM »
This isn't my girlfriend, but I did see this girl at the gas station today. I didn't talk to her, but we're pretty much dating by now.


Weird question, but was thus in Austin?
For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #50 on: March 18, 2011, 10:15:11 AM »
Heres the order for me:
Family
Skating
Baseball
Basketball
Girls
Thats how it should be for everyone.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #51 on: March 18, 2011, 10:23:32 AM »
Heres the order for me:
Family
Skating
weed
Girls
Thats how it should be for everyone.


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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #52 on: March 18, 2011, 11:48:01 AM »
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Heres the order for me:
SPORTS!SPORTS!SPORTS!
Thats how it should be for everyone.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #53 on: March 18, 2011, 11:51:34 AM »
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This isn't my girlfriend, but I did see this girl at the gas station today. I didn't talk to her, but we're pretty much dating by now.

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Weird question, but was thus in Austin?
No sir, Ypsilanti Michigan. I could see why you'd think it was from texas, it does look like she was riding a horse.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #54 on: March 18, 2011, 01:03:59 PM »
whats worse than a skiny girl with no ass?











a fat girl with no ass

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #55 on: March 18, 2011, 02:35:36 PM »
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This isn't my girlfriend, but I did see this girl at the gas station today. I didn't talk to her, but we're pretty much dating by now.

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Weird question, but was thus in Austin?
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No sir, Ypsilanti Michigan. I could see why you'd think it was from texas, it does look like she was riding a horse.

Why I ask is, that looks like my girlfriends ass.....and she has the same boots. She is also in Austin visiting her sister right now...
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For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #56 on: March 18, 2011, 11:25:20 PM »
pics or you're making it up.

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #57 on: March 19, 2011, 03:28:42 AM »
My girlfriend is stoked on me skating. we went to barcelona and she was encouraging me to try stuff and was filming me and taking photos

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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #58 on: March 19, 2011, 08:04:50 AM »
pics or you're making it up.
Tha's what I'm saying.
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Re: girlfriends
« Reply #59 on: March 19, 2011, 10:20:43 AM »
kind of a crazy story, but one year on my birthday, my girlfriend said she had a surprise for me. she drove me to this 18 stair rail and said i wasnt getting a ride home until i crooked grinded it. luckily i had crooks pretty good back then and we were able to enjoy a nice dinner afterwards. i still think she was on a bit of a power trip doing that though.
that sounds really sick, if its true