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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #270 on: April 07, 2011, 09:24:59 AM »
Girls that wear jeans with no back pockets.  A truly nice ass can transcend the distraction of back pockets.  Stop trying to give yourselves an unfair advantage, ladies.

Leggings, on the other hand...


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #271 on: April 07, 2011, 10:19:28 AM »
those jeans with no back pckets ar elight a big sign saying "i'm fucking ghetto and wish i was on jerry springer" "ps i have a kid, and my parents are taking care of it while i get drunk"


leggings and yoga pants are a really good thing.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #272 on: April 07, 2011, 12:19:20 PM »
fat girls who think they can get their hair doen and do their nails, tricking themselves into thinking this will somhow make men attracted to them.
Seriously. If they used that hour they spend on make up and shit on some sit ups and a jog, they would get far more of a benefit to their looks.
Also, I'm not sure if I said it already in this thread, but if I did this seems like a good place to repeat it: Fat girls who talk about how big their boobs are as if they are Katy Perry or something. EVERYTHING is big on you, your flabby nasty tits don't really matter. Big tits are PART of a good body, but only if they are shapely and go with the rest of the body. Big tits that lay on top of a big gut are disgusting.
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roommates 
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also, all guys in college that don't skate.  I don't want to talk to them, and seeing them living their lives I feel super embarrassed for them.
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I hate people like this, just because someone doesn't skate doesn't mean they can't be an interesting and cool human being, and just because you do skate doesnt make you better than anyone else, that's some super lame shit that 14 years old who are a year into skating think. 
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I'm 21 and only have 1 friend who doesn't skate, and I've known him since I was 6. There's nothing abnormal about not relating to non-skaters.
So what do you do when your friends go skate?
I got plenty of friends who don't skate, we just don't hang out as much as the friends I do skate with usually. If your only friends have the same thing in common, you are getting too one dimensional in your personality.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #273 on: April 07, 2011, 02:50:22 PM »
I got plenty of friends

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #274 on: April 07, 2011, 03:00:59 PM »
I don't know what you dudes are talking about. I like women of all shapes and sizes. My old roommate and I used to split a subscription to Voluptuous magazine.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #275 on: April 07, 2011, 03:13:54 PM »
heelflip aka the poor mans kickflip
why do i call it that?  because for the most part, those who can't do kickflips, end up doing heelflips.  it doesn't help that they are almost always mobbed/rocket. 
don't get me wrong, theres quite a few people that have a nice heelflip(i.e.  the nuge) but the vast majority of people who do them make my eyes bleed.  nollie heel, fakie heel and all 180/360 variations are tolerable, its just the straight heel and the switch heel that kills me on the inside.  the heelflip is hideous and should be banned from skateboarding, or at the very least, the people with ugly ones should stop doing them. 

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #276 on: April 07, 2011, 03:24:12 PM »
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Detroit Red Wings
Carrots
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are you from chicago?
Just north of Toronto, but Chicago's my second team. Other than Bertuzzi, Hudler, and Zetterberg, I've never liked them.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #277 on: April 07, 2011, 04:38:52 PM »
baseball

and baseball season

...though i have a good reason...
ugh, thanks rupert, I have been looking for the adio myspace website for quite some time...

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #278 on: April 07, 2011, 05:06:09 PM »
those jeans with no back pckets ar elight a big sign saying "i'm fucking ghetto and wish i was on jerry springer" "ps i have a kid, and my parents are taking care of it while i get drunk"


leggings and yoga pants are a really good thing.
lol. so true where i live.
It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #279 on: April 07, 2011, 06:09:26 PM »
people who think this is the correct way to put the toilet paper on



these people are also known as my roommates.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #280 on: April 07, 2011, 09:29:01 PM »
rent-em-spoons
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #281 on: April 07, 2011, 10:13:41 PM »
people who think this is the correct way to put the toilet paper on



these people are also known as my roommates.
This hurts my eyes. I will turn a stangers toilet paper the right way if i see this. it just looks horrible otherwise. for fucks sake someone back me up.
It was seriously like seeing Jesus on a skateboard.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #282 on: April 07, 2011, 10:14:40 PM »
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I got plenty of friends
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Stopped reading here
Sorry. I know when I don't make references to the greasy food you gorge on you lose interest.
In good faith I present to you:

A HUGE cheeseburger
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #283 on: April 07, 2011, 10:21:44 PM »
That reminds me, I hate people who wear those ridiculous cell phone clips on their belt loops.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #284 on: April 07, 2011, 10:47:49 PM »
That reminds me, I hate people who wear those ridiculous cell phone clips on their belt loops.
and bluetooth. FUCK BLUETOOTH.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #285 on: April 08, 2011, 01:04:27 AM »
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people who think this is the correct way to put the toilet paper on



these people are also known as my roommates.
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This hurts my eyes. I will turn a stangers toilet paper the right way if i see this. it just looks horrible otherwise. for fucks sake someone back me up.
Nah, fuck that. The wall hug is the shit, you guys are just aren't seeing it right. The wall hug prevents more excessive unravelings than the way you guys like it.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #286 on: April 08, 2011, 08:46:56 AM »
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people who think this is the correct way to put the toilet paper on



these people are also known as my roommates.
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This hurts my eyes. I will turn a stangers toilet paper the right way if i see this. it just looks horrible otherwise. for fucks sake someone back me up.
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Nah, fuck that. The wall hug is the shit, you guys are just aren't seeing it right. The wall hug prevents more excessive unravelings than the way you guys like it.

No, that's a potential stabbin'

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #287 on: April 08, 2011, 09:28:25 AM »
The term little people.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #288 on: April 08, 2011, 09:32:45 AM »
People who say, "Sorry, I haven't had my coffee today."
fuck em

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #289 on: April 08, 2011, 11:14:02 AM »
Neon dreadlocks make me ill.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #290 on: April 08, 2011, 01:03:18 PM »
ugly girls who photoshop pics of themselves onto the cover of  cosmo and post on same facebook, same goes to db who photoshop themselve sonto the cover of mens health, seriously? is your self esteem that sad?  die young.


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #291 on: April 08, 2011, 01:21:50 PM »
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people who think this is the correct way to put the toilet paper on



these people are also known as my roommates.
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This hurts my eyes. I will turn a stangers toilet paper the right way if i see this. it just looks horrible otherwise. for fucks sake someone back me up.
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Nah, fuck that. The wall hug is the shit, you guys are just aren't seeing it right. The wall hug prevents more excessive unravelings than the way you guys like it.
I hate the fact that people care about and argue about this.
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« Reply #292 on: April 08, 2011, 01:24:07 PM »
Shit like that was what made Seinfeld so awesome to watch.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #293 on: April 08, 2011, 01:33:30 PM »
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people who think this is the correct way to put the toilet paper on



these people are also known as my roommates.
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This hurts my eyes. I will turn a stangers toilet paper the right way if i see this. it just looks horrible otherwise. for fucks sake someone back me up.
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Nah, fuck that. The wall hug is the shit, you guys are just aren't seeing it right. The wall hug prevents more excessive unravelings than the way you guys like it.
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No, that's a potential stabbin'

ROOOAAARRRR!!! FUCK THAT SHIT! MEET ME IN THE PARKING LOT JED! I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS TO THE POINT OF SEVERE COGNITIVE IMPAIRMENT!!

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #294 on: April 08, 2011, 01:45:53 PM »
when you are out in public and people that don't know each other at all end up making small talk in the pursuit of being chummy.  it usually just ends up sounding awful.  (elevator bullshitting or example)     maybe this is a north american thing?  i never heard it growing up in argentina and i don't hear it here in Asia.   

"wheww.  tuesday huh?"
"yup.  you know it. "
"can't we just skip tuesdays from now on?"
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I know! I hate making friends too.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #295 on: April 08, 2011, 01:55:31 PM »
white people dreadlocks


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #296 on: April 10, 2011, 12:42:30 AM »
Shit like that was what made Seinfeld so awesome to watch.

Fuck, for once you're right.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #297 on: April 10, 2011, 07:31:04 AM »
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people who think this is the correct way to put the toilet paper on



these people are also known as my roommates.
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This hurts my eyes. I will turn a stangers toilet paper the right way if i see this. it just looks horrible otherwise. for fucks sake someone back me up.

Amen! I do the same haha  ;D
you some closet dick-in-da-booty ass nigga.


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #298 on: April 10, 2011, 09:19:45 AM »
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people who think this is the correct way to put the toilet paper on



these people are also known as my roommates.
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This hurts my eyes. I will turn a stangers toilet paper the right way if i see this. it just looks horrible otherwise. for fucks sake someone back me up.
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Amen! I do the same haha  ;D
That's fucking rude and disrespectful. If somebody came into my house and started adjusting how I have my place set up, I'd tell them in a pretty direct way to get the fuck out of my house. OCD pieces of shit piss me off.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #299 on: April 10, 2011, 09:35:42 AM »
The slap poster 'Nydoggular' but I have good reason.
Why?