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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #300 on: April 10, 2011, 12:48:36 PM »
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people who think this is the correct way to put the toilet paper on



these people are also known as my roommates.
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This hurts my eyes. I will turn a stangers toilet paper the right way if i see this. it just looks horrible otherwise. for fucks sake someone back me up.
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Nah, fuck that. The wall hug is the shit, you guys are just aren't seeing it right. The wall hug prevents more excessive unravelings than the way you guys like it.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #301 on: April 10, 2011, 07:56:39 PM »
I hate it when I rape dead bodies that I stole from the cemetery and put em in my trunk and they start stinking up the car. Can I get an amen?   

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #302 on: April 11, 2011, 05:41:57 AM »
I hate it when I rape dead bodies that I stole from the cemetery and put em in my trunk and they start stinking up the car. Can I get an amen?   

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #303 on: April 11, 2011, 05:43:41 AM »
I H8

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #304 on: January 04, 2026, 03:31:37 PM »
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #305 on: January 28, 2026, 07:27:40 AM »
it’s this dude oluslawn not sure if slaps tapped in but im sure he’s tapped in with the skateboarding elites. Idk if he skates anymore but he connected to that, art guy

But yeah everytime he come on across a feed it just piss me off. I don’t know if it’s even him, I think it’s the way ppl slurp him up like he a revolutionary for painting shitty big lip characters or putting them on an expensive cars

Maybe it’s the art/fashion scene in general[which I know nothing about] , or how easily ppl can be influenced by marketing, stories and displays of wealth, Maybe im jealous of his fame and admiration. Idk man I just need all hate out my heart
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #306 on: January 28, 2026, 09:22:01 AM »
Button collars on short sleeve shirts.
Cropped chore jackets.
Black pants.
T-shirts made out of recycled plastic.
Any kind of logo on the left (or right) chest. If you have to logo, go big.
BBQ potato chips.
Onion that is cooked but is still crunchy.


Just can’t. Just won’t.


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #307 on: January 28, 2026, 10:44:23 AM »
Any kind of logo on the left (or right) chest. If you have to logo, go big.
You wouldn’t wear this


but you would wear this?


my list:
country music
pickup trucks
wine
Bill Maher
podcasts
tubas
EDM
opiates
malls
frats/sororities
greeters at Walmart/Meijer
TikTok, Facebook, Twitter, Threads

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #308 on: January 28, 2026, 08:10:32 PM »
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Any kind of logo on the left (or right) chest. If you have to logo, go big.
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You wouldn’t wear this


but you would wear this?


my list:
country music
pickup trucks
wine
Bill Maher
podcasts
tubas
EDM
opiates
malls
frats/sororities
greeters at Walmart/Meijer
TikTok, Facebook, Twitter, Threads

Huh. Yeah, to me both those polos are bad. But why?

I guess all polo shirt logos are bad, with the possible exception of a skate shop or tiki bar design centered on the back.
All t-shirt left chest logos are bad, with logos on the pocket being the most egregious.
Not all centered logos on t-shirts are good, but all good t-shirt logos are centered.
Unless you manage to pull off some kind of tiger or dragon going up the side. But that is some advanced shit and should never be attempted at home.

Emphasis on « for no reason. »

I feel like there are legit reasons to dislike frats, opiates, and social media… but on the other hand, if you don’t like a good trunk-rattling norteño tuba, you’ve fallen out of love with life.


Edit: wine is a great one though. Actually made me stop and think: « yeah, wine is kinda wack. Give me whiskey instead, or even good rum. »
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #309 on: January 28, 2026, 08:56:21 PM »
People reversing in a parking spot, especially when they are taking too long to park.

Actors who do a terrible job playing a character who stutters. As someone who stutters, I’m extra aware of this. Studios should hire me as a consultant to help them with that problem.
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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #310 on: January 28, 2026, 09:44:17 PM »
Fuckin kids these days

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #311 on: January 29, 2026, 04:07:38 PM »
anyone that is entering any establishment at the exact same time as me as if we arrived together

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #312 on: January 29, 2026, 04:27:28 PM »
I hate the sound of ice jiggling around a styrofoam cup.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #313 on: January 29, 2026, 07:48:17 PM »
I hate the sound of ice jiggling around a styrofoam cup.

…but not as much as the sound if a styrofoam cup squeeeeeaking into a cup holder. Ugh, fingernails on the blackboard.


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #314 on: January 30, 2026, 02:54:42 PM »
I hate the sound of ice jiggling around a styrofoam cup.

I feel this.
When I was younger the sound of styrofoam scraping against styrofoam would make me incredibly nauseous.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #315 on: January 30, 2026, 03:55:38 PM »
I don’t hate anything, but I have misophonia so certain sounds make me irrationally angry. Pouring/beverage, cola can opening sounds on tv or radio, people gulping, food crunching, etc.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #316 on: January 30, 2026, 05:19:18 PM »
Nissans
You people have no idea what it’s like to be an athlete……

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #317 on: February 01, 2026, 08:27:25 AM »
Older people using Gen Z slang. Lot of offenders on here
HEY SLAP LOOK TO THE SKY FOUR HORSEMEN LOOKIN IN MY EYE THE GLORY THE GLORY HALLELUJAH MAN STARTED TO CRY

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #318 on: February 01, 2026, 05:38:34 PM »
Older people using Gen Z slang. Lot of offenders on here

Well that’s just a load of 67 if you ask me!


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #319 on: February 03, 2026, 08:36:56 AM »
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Older people using Gen Z slang. Lot of offenders on here
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Well that’s just a load of 67 if you ask me!
Not me knowing what this means dead ass bruh fr fr no cap grandpa's bussy is bussin


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #320 on: February 03, 2026, 08:55:28 AM »
Translation

"I am so serious friend, for real, I'm telling the truth...grandpa's privates are top notch."

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #321 on: February 03, 2026, 11:10:59 AM »
anyone that is entering any establishment at the exact same time as me as if we arrived together
This. I will speed up or slow down but I'm not taking a guest w me ever

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #322 on: February 03, 2026, 01:25:59 PM »
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Any kind of logo on the left (or right) chest. If you have to logo, go big.
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You wouldn’t wear this


but you would wear this?


my list:
country music
pickup trucks
wine
Bill Maher
podcasts
tubas
EDM
opiates
malls
frats/sororities
greeters at Walmart/Meijer
TikTok, Facebook, Twitter, Threads

From your list, wine is the only one that satisfies title criteria.  There are dozens of reasons to hate everything else on there.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #323 on: February 04, 2026, 04:44:13 AM »
My fit most days.


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #324 on: February 04, 2026, 06:50:00 AM »
  • I hate how every comment on YouTube these days starts with "bro" or "bruh". It used to be funny like 10 years ago.
  • Dudes in lifted big trucks

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #325 on: February 04, 2026, 07:21:55 AM »
  • I hate how every comment on YouTube these days starts with "bro" or "bruh". It used to be funny like 10 years ago.
  • Dudes in lifted big trucks

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #326 on: February 04, 2026, 07:34:56 AM »
white rice. just fuck off

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #327 on: February 04, 2026, 07:42:02 AM »
Cropped chore jackets.

the whole cropped jacket/shirt trend in general pisses me off.

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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #328 on: February 04, 2026, 08:03:07 AM »
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Cropped chore jackets.
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the whole cropped jacket/shirt trend in general pisses me off.

Highwater shirts to go with our highwater pants.

And then in 2 years it will be sleeves 6 inches past your hands, but too tight.


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Re: things you hate for absolutely no reason
« Reply #329 on: February 05, 2026, 04:14:36 AM »
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Cropped chore jackets.
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the whole cropped jacket/shirt trend in general pisses me off.
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Highwater shirts to go with our highwater pants.

And then in 2 years it will be sleeves 6 inches past your hands, but too tight.


Heavy cosign. All look terrible. I'm all torso too so could never.

I just googled cheetah in sunglasses and speedo and it really blew up in my face. Gotta ask, what is that cartoon? Love the avatar btw.