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Any kind of logo on the left (or right) chest. If you have to logo, go big.
You wouldn’t wear this

but you would wear this?

my list:
country music
pickup trucks
wine
Bill Maher
podcasts
tubas
EDM
opiates
malls
frats/sororities
greeters at Walmart/Meijer
TikTok, Facebook, Twitter, Threads
Huh. Yeah, to me both those polos are bad. But why?
I guess all polo shirt logos are bad, with the possible exception of a skate shop or tiki bar design centered on the back.
All t-shirt left chest logos are bad, with logos on the pocket being the most egregious.
Not all centered logos on t-shirts are good, but all good t-shirt logos are centered.
Unless you manage to pull off some kind of tiger or dragon going up the side. But that is some advanced shit and should never be attempted at home.
Emphasis on « for no reason. »
I feel like there are legit reasons to dislike frats, opiates, and social media… but on the other hand, if you don’t like a good trunk-rattling norteño tuba, you’ve fallen out of love with life.
Edit: wine is a great one though. Actually made me stop and think: « yeah, wine is kinda wack. Give me whiskey instead, or even good rum. »