is watching tranny porno necessarily gay? (plus bonus side thread)

[rawbertson.]

hi friends

my friend and i were just having an argument over whether tranny porn is gay or not, and then this guy on the radio confirmed this morning that it is actually gay, i forget if it was dean blundell or howard stern.

ok first of all, there is the tranny porno where a tranny is banging a guy in the butt, that for the record is definitely gay.

2nd, we have tranny solo or tranny on tranny. those two I'd say are equally still pretty gay, but maybe if you are just looking at the ass and tits or something you might be just bi or some shit.

but then here is where i draw the line- what if a tranny is banging a girl? When you watch normal porno, its a guy banging a girl, so seeing a guys dick is pretty gay in the first place, but now the dick is attached to a human that has tits, so its even less of a man than a normal man, so really it would be less gay than normal porno. my friend argues that the fact you are introducing trannies into your jerk off material suggests that you are thinking about having experiences with said tranny.

Thoughts? Ideas? Comments?




Bonus Side Thread!:

id also like to add, that when i am dissing someone, i normally call them "Gay" or "fag". but that has gotten really played out and doesnt really seem offensive enough, even to older folks like my mom. even my nazi mom has been desensitized to "person" and she works with handicapped kids and she used to always tell me that the word was worse than saying "Fuck".

Anyway, now I call people "Beastiality" but i dont know if its the best way to say it. I am basically trying to imply that your sexual orientation is towards non-humans. I tried adding gay or fag to it but it just doesnt seem to add any hurtfullness to the insult.

[Donkey Lips]

tranny on dude - gay
tranny on tran - gay
tranny on lady - ...I guess there's some wiggle room with that one, but still too new wave for my tastes. I feel like if you're watching tranny-on-girl, you're going out of your way to see some tranny parts and that's just confusing.

The real topic is the bonus - Beastiality is the new way to insult someone but it's too many syllables. I like it - but I feel like we have to find something a little shorter and easier to throw at someone. Eunuch? What do you think about that camocan?

[BraveUlysses]

It's gay if you were looking for it or if they look like dudes or if that's the type a porn you're into. But if you accidently stumbled upon it and they don't look like dudes it's okay.

[Kab]

The internet already has a term for people who like animals, "furfags".

[Perro Mojado]

i like watching tranny  porn. because i know it will never happen and i just like having an amusing fantasy when i watch porn. after its over i feel disgusting but hey it was good while i was jacking it.

[Perro Mojado]

also i would like to add no homo

[Gnarwhal]

how do you all feel about tranny on animal porn?
what about tranny on tranny-animal porn?

i think pornhub should start a category called trannimal porn

[Mooley]

tranny on dude - gay
tranny on tran - gay
tranny on lady - ...I guess there's some wiggle room with that one, but still too new wave for my tastes. I feel like if you're watching tranny-on-girl, you're going out of your way to see some tranny parts and that's just confusing.

The real topic is the bonus - Beastiality is the new way to insult someone but it's too many syllables. I like it - but I feel like we have to find something a little shorter and easier to throw at someone. Eunuch? What do you think about that camocan?

Zoophile, but that's a little too formal sounding.

[Doctor Handsome]

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tranny on dude - gay
tranny on tran - gay
tranny on lady - ...I guess there's some wiggle room with that one, but still too new wave for my tastes. I feel like if you're watching tranny-on-girl, you're going out of your way to see some tranny parts and that's just confusing.

The real topic is the bonus - Beastiality is the new way to insult someone but it's too many syllables. I like it - but I feel like we have to find something a little shorter and easier to throw at someone. Eunuch? What do you think about that camocan?

[close]

Zoophile, but that's a little too formal sounding.

Goat fucker.

[pugmaster]

The best way to make people mad is silence.  Eliminate them from existing.  It takes longer to set in to them but once it does they will be shattered in a deep way that will stay with them for some time.  It works exponentially better if you see them on a regular basis.

[William Jefferson Clinton]

I usually just call people fags or bull dikes.

[daniel]

I think you could probably get away with watching it out of clinical curiosity.

But the second you pop a boner to it . . . . . . everything changes.

[pugmaster]

I think you could probably get away with watching it out of clinical curiosity.

But the second you pop a boner to it . . . . . . everything changes.

...boy ain't that the truth... from bukkake to interracial creampie gangbangs and back


....you find out a lot about yourself by what evokes that sweet blood to the sweet tip.


+1

[layzieyez]

I'd still prefer lesbian strap on porn.  Tranny anything just doesn't appeal to me.  I've seen them in real life in abundance in Singapore and Thailand.  Marvin Gaye sang it best..."Ain't nuthin' like the real thing baby..."

[BriDen]

I'd still prefer lesbian strap on porn.

I was just gonna say it's the same thing as this. A chick with a real dick vs a chick with a fake dick... still comes down to a chick with a dick.

The only thing you have to ask yourself is: are you beating it to the chick, or to the dick?

[daniel]

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I'd still prefer lesbian strap on porn.

[close]

I was just gonna say it's the same thing as this. A chick with a real dick vs a chick with a fake dick... still comes down to a chick with a dick.

The only thing you have to ask yourself is: are you beating it to the chick, or to the dick?

It's a weak argument to talk about beating it to the chick in a tranny on chick video.

I'd imagine that the chicks that'd be down for that type of production would be hardly worth beating it to.

[BriDen]

No, you misread my post. I'm talking about two aspects of the same person.

[Baby Gerber]

I usually just call people fags or bull dikes.

[buttpirate]

if you had to choose between the two, would you rather bang:

a) a tranny with a feminine face, great body and packing heat
b) a manly bearded woman with guns, sixpack and vajajay


























I'd go with a), fuck what you queerbaits think.  yarghhhhhh.

[rawbertson.]

I'd imagine that the chicks that'd be down for that type of production would be hardly worth beating it to.

ok, what about this one:

http://www.megaporn.com/video/?v=TL54K6QB

rawb: have you tried calling them ______-fucker?  (insert whichever animal is the most appropriate for the situation)

my friend and I decided "Fish Fucker" is actually great. It also ALREADY has an awesome meaning! I thought it suited this thread surprisingly well; Check it -


From "Urban Dictionary"
When a transexual fools a man into thinking that the asshole or taut testicles he is fucking in or near is a real pussy. Therefore giving the illusion of fish, a commonly held association for the smell of the vagina.


Guest 1: Baby I actually used to be a guy.

Guest 2: Wah?!? What the fuck?! You mean your a dude!? How? No way!? No way!

Guest: I gave you a fish fuck. It's an old tranny trick baby.


also a great GWAR song:

[pugmaster]

Thanks Rawb, you've ruined salmon for me now

[Buddy G]

i'm pretty into calling people spastics and mongols at the moment.

[Bobby Peru]

Let's send rawb along with jimi to the gathering of the juggalos.

[Mooley]

Let's send rawb along with jimi to the gathering of the juggalos.

Pulitzer prize.

[BraveUlysses]

Do dudes actually find strap-ons sexy? What about chicks violently sticking dildos into each other? I always found both gross and disturbing.

[Tale Crab]

Does the thought of furiously thrusting your manhood into the lady bits disgust you as well?

Rawb should be a paid contributor for Slap.

[BraveUlysses]

Jacking off doesn't gross me out, that doesn't mean I wanna watch someone else do it.

[William Jefferson Clinton]

Do dudes actually find strap-ons sexy? What about chicks violently sticking dildos into each other? I always found both gross and disturbing.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I am going to make an argument that should settle this- tranny on chick- not gay, but weird.
Here's the thing, a gay dude is never going to jerk it to some dick-in-pussy porn ever. The act of a penis going into a vagina is not gay in any way. Its weird, kinky, and not my thing, but its not really gay in the traditional sense.

[Justis]

so i watched a little of that tranny video, its kinda like strap on bullshit i said it got me about 1/8 erect no homo

i didnt get a rage so its not that gay
no homo hah