Things You Pondered Today

[SodaJerk]

How do Crips feel about ketchup?

[ducky darnsworth]

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on a scale of 1 to yuppie how much of a jackass would i look like mobbing around town on one of these things

[close]

Depends how you accessorise

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I think its electric^?   If it is you've got nothing to worry cause its silent and dosen't really draw attention. Unless it's free, you're way better off spending the funds on a bicycle. (unless you're over 80 yrs)  Bikes are rad and aren't pieces of shit like motor bikes and electric shit can be.

i mean im gonna have a bike regardless but i want something to be a lazy on and put no effort into, but from more reaserch a bike to motor conversion would probably work out better in terms of performance n shit, might doo doo doo something like this

[yapple dapple]

Should I write Lenny Kirk a letter?
I think Iam.
Gator too, why not.
I always wanted to write to Manson but didn't.
The time is now
Detox from the cell phone and internet for 3 days
Quit fucking smoking
Skate an empty parking lot
Bye

Hello
Paper and pen
Books
Land line
Take a hike
News paper (NYT)
Drink water
Skate an empty parking lot


Don't care but care so, so much

[shark tits]

Should I write Lenny Kirk a letter?
I think Iam.
Gator too, why not.
I always wanted to write to Manson but didn't.
The time is now
Detox from the cell phone and internet for 3 days
Quit fucking smoking
Skate an empty parking lot
Bye

Hello
Paper and pen
Books
Land line
Take a hike
News paper (NYT)
Drink water
Skate an empty parking lot

Don't care but care so, so much

do it!
i had an idea in my younger age to do a road trip and film it or document somehow stopping to visit high profile inmates. at the time it was like mike tyson, john gotti, dahmer, possibly gg allin, tim mcveigh and ted kaczynski. of course there's no way to bring cameras into those places and apparently you have to be on an approved visitors list but the point is, follow your frolic. i will always regret not going to see these strange and violent men when they were alive but caged.
lennie is nutso, remember he thought he was down w/ hackers and networking but turns out he was answering spam?
oh man! dude is truly blessed w/ his gold fronts in the homeless shelter.

[ImportantGuy]

The time is now

Also, when did regular high fives and fist bumps switch to dudes fully crossing their fingers together? I first witnessed this while watching a Jaws part a while ago, but since then have seen a lot of guys do it. How do you guys celebrate with your hands? I'm a high fiver myself.

[brycickle]

I usually do the one in your sig.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

why is the wife/ mother-in-law relationship always (or at least in most cases) doomed from the get-go?
anyone else got any horror stories?

[dirtyweemidden]

why is the wife/ mother-in-law relationship always (or at least in most cases) doomed from the get-go?
anyone else got any horror stories?

perhaps most horrifying of all, my wife and my mother became freinds!
sounds good at first but nah.. means seeing my mother wayyy more often than
 is required.

[Pigeon]

Has anyone been offered a shoe, that ended up getting completely scrapped because the design/design process was too shitty?

[shitcunt]

Instead of going an hour out of my way for more mini dv tapes before skating, just black out an old one. Followed up with, when will I go hd?

What's going to happen first, are all the VX's going to break or are we going to run out of tapes? Building on that how hard can it really be to emulate vx colors/crop to 4:3 on an HD camcorder.

[shitcunt]

I've been thinking about the future of Crailtap lately. Will they ever make a resurgence and become popular again or is the end inevitable? I feel that a lot of skaters are complaining about Girl/Chocolate dying off but I never see anyone with a Girl board. With a new Mike Carroll part on the way and the addition of Tony Hawk on Lakai, are they moving forward or delaying the end?

I'd buy chocolates if they didn't have that booty wood.

[straight]

yo, that is not how you use pondering

[givecigstosurfgroms]

yo, that is not how you use pondering

gotcha

[shark tits]

i've got maple trees seeding themselves in my backyard. god bless trees and our symbiotic breath exchange but fuck these assholes for blocking my garden's sunlight. i watched a mycologist on joe rogan say bears scraped bark of trees and left mycelium [mushroom] spores that grew and killed the trees.
the lumber companies genocided the bears behind that but i'm inspired.
i wanna plant mushrooms in my live trees to A/ slowly kill the tree and B/ make more mushrooms while the trees are still blocking sunlight.
is that so crazy it just might work?

[ImportantGuy]

^Could you just trim the branches?

On an unrelated note : do cats meditate?

[shark tits]

^Could you just trim the branches?

On an unrelated note : do cats meditate?

they're pretty tall but i spose it's possible but that's not as cool as creating mushrooms to do your landscaping, now is it? i'm experimenting w/ my yard. city folk are always surprised to see things grow but everything is fighting to exist. you have to put the kibosh on nature or it'll walk all over you.

[ImportantGuy]

they're pretty tall but i spose it's possible but that's not as cool as creating mushrooms to do your landscaping, now is it? i'm experimenting w/ my yard. city folk are always surprised to see things grow but everything is fighting to exist. you have to put the kibosh on nature or it'll walk all over you.

It'd be interesting to know what kind of timeframes you're looking at for mushrooms to kill fully grown trees. Please keep us up to date on this experiment. And yeah, the mushroom plan is most definitely a lot cooler than trimming branches.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

  I pondered making skate decks out of veneer.  I thought, "Ill just do the nose and tail kick and leave it flat."  Cause it would be near impossible to home make a concave deck that went straight.  But making a flat mold with a kick would be a breeze. 

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

when they would do those scooby doo x harlem globetrotters collabs would they use the actual harlem globetrotters for the voices or just some black guys

[ducky darnsworth]

how should i go about skating the bigger bowl without eating shit flying to the flatbottom, should i wear kneepads? should i just man up and try to hit it? should i practice for a few more days? i dont know so far i got a drop it and a rock to fakie, but i havent got a 50-50 on it nor have i rolled in, im mainly concerned with rolling in.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

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why is the wife/ mother-in-law relationship always (or at least in most cases) doomed from the get-go?
anyone else got any horror stories?

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perhaps most horrifying of all, my wife and my mother became freinds!
sounds good at first but nah.. means seeing my mother wayyy more often than
 is required.

guess the grass is always greener huh? I think I'd prefer your setup honestly

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I'm also pondering whether to go back to skating popsicles or sticking with shaped boards. I'm old so how tech am I really going to be able to get?

[MintySandwhich]

how should i go about skating the bigger bowl without eating shit flying to the flatbottom, should i wear kneepads? should i just man up and try to hit it? should i practice for a few more days? i dont know so far i got a drop it and a rock to fakie, but i havent got a 50-50 on it nor have i rolled in, im mainly concerned with rolling in.

How big is the bowl? Like anything else, you're gonna have to work your way up over time.

No one hits a 15 rail right off the bat.

[7 year old]

When you shake hands with a woman is it still fair game to try to crush her hand like buff assholes do?

[ducky darnsworth]

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how should i go about skating the bigger bowl without eating shit flying to the flatbottom, should i wear kneepads? should i just man up and try to hit it? should i practice for a few more days? i dont know so far i got a drop it and a rock to fakie, but i havent got a 50-50 on it nor have i rolled in, im mainly concerned with rolling in.

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How big is the bowl? Like anything else, you're gonna have to work your way up over time.

No one hits a 15 rail right off the bat.

i went to try it, i havent been that scared trying to skate something in a looooong time, full pads on still bitched out. i think i still have hesitation from being 10 and flying to the flat bottom off the top of ramps at ripon too many times (long story there) and im still shook. this is what it looks like though, i mean its not that bad but its the coping+ not seeing it until im right there that fucks with me, this is gonna be a slow process.

and theres a more shallow "bowl" right next to it, i can go full speed ahead into that one but its not that curved.

[shit_for_brains]

when they would do those scooby doo x harlem globetrotters collabs would they use the actual harlem globetrotters for the voices or just some black guys

Both

When you shake hands with a woman is it still fair game to try to crush her hand like buff assholes do?

Yeah if they enter the octagon that's on them

[straight]

why haven't i ever been summoned for jury duty

[brycickle]

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how should i go about skating the bigger bowl without eating shit flying to the flatbottom, should i wear kneepads? should i just man up and try to hit it? should i practice for a few more days? i dont know so far i got a drop it and a rock to fakie, but i havent got a 50-50 on it nor have i rolled in, im mainly concerned with rolling in.

[close]

How big is the bowl? Like anything else, you're gonna have to work your way up over time.

No one hits a 15 rail right off the bat.

[close]

i went to try it, i havent been that scared trying to skate something in a looooong time, full pads on still bitched out. i think i still have hesitation from being 10 and flying to the flat bottom off the top of ramps at ripon too many times (long story there) and im still shook. this is what it looks like though, i mean its not that bad but its the coping+ not seeing it until im right there that fucks with me, this is gonna be a slow process.

and theres a more shallow "bowl" right next to it, i can go full speed ahead into that one but its not that curved.

There isn't enough there to call it coping, and that isn't a real bowl.

Also, you're trolling.

[ducky darnsworth]

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how should i go about skating the bigger bowl without eating shit flying to the flatbottom, should i wear kneepads? should i just man up and try to hit it? should i practice for a few more days? i dont know so far i got a drop it and a rock to fakie, but i havent got a 50-50 on it nor have i rolled in, im mainly concerned with rolling in.

[close]

How big is the bowl? Like anything else, you're gonna have to work your way up over time.

No one hits a 15 rail right off the bat.

[close]

i went to try it, i havent been that scared trying to skate something in a looooong time, full pads on still bitched out. i think i still have hesitation from being 10 and flying to the flat bottom off the top of ramps at ripon too many times (long story there) and im still shook. this is what it looks like though, i mean its not that bad but its the coping+ not seeing it until im right there that fucks with me, this is gonna be a slow process.

and theres a more shallow "bowl" right next to it, i can go full speed ahead into that one but its not that curved.

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There isn't enough there to call it coping, and that isn't a real bowl.

Also, you're trolling.

the rest of the thing has a corner and another wall so i just went with bowl, and the pic is of the line i was gonna take and that was the part of it with the mellowest coping sticking out,, also if your refeering to me im not trolling my thought process really is just this stupid.

[RCB3]

Do you think some of the Baker or Deathwish riders secretly hate doing the double high five every time, but feel obligated? Or do some of them get anxiety when they greet a non Baker skater and wonder if the person that's about to give them a handshake is going to go for the double high five or just a normal pound?

[Pigeon]

why haven't i ever been summoned for jury duty

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