Author Topic: Things your girlfriend does that is weak or sucks! (Read 21353 times)

Hexagon · « **on:** July 14, 2011, 11:03:11 AM »

Mine: Always sick with some phobia shit.. leg hurts, mind hurts, blah blah. Periods magically happen as well. I'm no fool. So I'm in belief that most are dumbasses, care to share?

Stay with thy nookie provider, but more of a trial and tribulation type thread.

Sleazy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2011, 11:08:48 AM »

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #2 on:** July 14, 2011, 11:11:03 AM »

Last girlfriend always used to get ideas that I was banging a chick friend of mine. She'd ask to see my texts and I was fine with it. I'd show her the boring conversations of "What's up. Nothing. This bar sucks. I'm eating a sandwich." and she was fine at first. After that, she began thinking everything was some sort of code for sex between us. It was annoying and she wasn't cute enough to be that annoying.

Current lady just flails around in her sleep and is a bed hog. I hate that shit. DL needs to stretch those hammy legs and get some rest.

Bagger Vance · « **Reply #3 on:** July 14, 2011, 11:20:43 AM »

bitch wont stop texting

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #4 on:** July 14, 2011, 11:31:50 AM »

bitches that text constantly need to be taken to the vet and put down.

Riverside · « **Reply #5 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:01:55 PM »

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on July 14, 2011, 11:31:50 AM

bitches that text constantly need to be taken to the vet and put down.

Bobbito · « **Reply #6 on:** July 14, 2011, 12:36:27 PM »

I don't have a gf

Reev · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:16:06 PM »

Quote from: Hexagon on July 14, 2011, 11:03:11 AM

Mine: Always sick with some phobia shit.. leg hurts, mind hurts, blah blah.

My ex girlfriend slit her wrists when I stayed in another city for a couple of days with some mates I didn't see that often. I then split up with her over this, and she slit her wrists again. Full on, 100% nutjob.

grimcity · « **Reply #8 on:** July 14, 2011, 01:36:07 PM »

Mine married me... STOOPS

Omamori · « **Reply #9 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:09:21 PM »

Goblinshark · « **Reply #10 on:** July 14, 2011, 04:09:40 PM »

Quote from: Riverside on July 14, 2011, 12:01:55 PM

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on July 14, 2011, 11:31:50 AM
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bitches that text constantly need to be taken to the vet and put down.
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I had a GF that did this. If I didn't reply in a timely manner, she would text me messages faster than I could delete them and generally make my day a pile of shit. Needless to say this hastened the end of our relationship

Greg Ostertag · « **Reply #11 on:** July 14, 2011, 04:24:51 PM »

Just stinky attitudes in general... Seems to be a plague with girls in the 18-25 year old bracket. Nothing aggravates me more than sulking and passive agressive garbage. IF I'M DOING SOMETHING THAT BOTHERS YOU, JUST TELL ME. "Testing" can also be filed into this category. I hate when women act a certain way or do something to see how you will react, and then use your "test results" as ammunition in an argument. Really chaps my ass, ya'll.

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #12 on:** July 14, 2011, 04:58:49 PM »

She has a spiral thing in her pussy so she isn't on her period for a few years. that's awesome, but i feel the damn thing if i go deep and it doesn't feel nice.

other than that she's amazing. can be a little jealous, but I'm pretty hot so i understand.

poor alice · « **Reply #13 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:09:36 PM »

not existing

Doctor Handsome · « **Reply #14 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:09:58 PM »

Quote from: Greg Ostertag on July 14, 2011, 04:24:51 PM

Just stinky attitudes in general... Seems to be a plague with girls in the 18-25 year old bracket. Nothing aggravates me more than sulking and passive agressive garbage. IF I'M DOING SOMETHING THAT BOTHERS YOU, JUST TELL ME. "Testing" can also be filed into this category. I hate when women act a certain way or do something to see how you will react, and then use your "test results" as ammunition in an argument. Really chaps my ass, ya'll.

We got a fuckin' genius here. Except for the 18-25 year old part. Bitches be crazy at any age.

dude · « **Reply #15 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:28:51 PM »

My gf will do really nice things for me and then flip them on me to her advantage the next time she needs some pain in the ass favour. she will literally keep track of every single time she gives me a ride somewhere so that i "owe" her that many later on. She also will bring up stuff while we're arguing from like 2 years ago. WOMEN.... I TELL YA

macgruber · « **Reply #16 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:43:34 PM »

i don't have a girlfriend, but i have noticed that there's this weird air in girls 18-25, like they haven't figured shit out, what they want out of life, and they're probably going to drag other people down with them while they try do it. not all of them, but A LOT of them.

EXTRA SPICY · « **Reply #17 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:46:45 PM »

fuck man i could write a damn paragraph up in this,
but instead, i will bullet.

-Taking out stress in her life on me
-Not giving it up on a regular basis (seriously, we all need to get laid sometimes)
-Bitching about bills when she lives at home with the folks and only has a cellphone and car insurance payment
-Wont swallow.
-Spends all this cheese on weed, clothes, insert other random shit, but when it comes to paying for anything involving the relationship she's instantly broke.
-Always feeling the need to talk on the phone, and half the time she is watching tv, calls me, then zones the fuck out when her show is back on.
-Watching TV every god damn day, seriously, fuck TV.
-Texting when we're doing anything together to the point where i can't even hold a conversation with her.
-Never wants to be on top, i hate doing all the work between the sheets

man fuck girlfriends,
i hate this thread, making me all mad and shit.

Quote from: macgruber on July 14, 2011, 05:43:34 PM

i don't have a girlfriend, but i have noticed that there's this weird air in girls 18-25, like they haven't figured shit out, what they want out of life, and they're probably going to drag other people down with them while they try do it. not all of them, but A LOT of them.

forreal.

able · « **Reply #18 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:50:46 PM »

Quote from: Greg Ostertag on July 14, 2011, 04:24:51 PM

Just stinky attitudes in general... Seems to be a plague with girls in the 18-25 year old bracket. Nothing aggravates me more than sulking and passive agressive garbage. IF I'M DOING SOMETHING THAT BOTHERS YOU, JUST TELL ME. "Testing" can also be filed into this category. I hate when women act a certain way or do something to see how you will react, and then use your "test results" as ammunition in an argument. Really chaps my ass, ya'll.

This and

My girlfriend turns into the goddamn Antichrist 5 days out of every month

Living with her during this "period" (every month) is melting my brain

sk8_stuff · « **Reply #19 on:** July 14, 2011, 05:56:25 PM »

Quote from: Stoeipoes on July 14, 2011, 04:58:49 PM

She has a spiral thing in her pussy so she isn't on her period for a few years. that's awesome, but i feel the damn thing if i go deep and it doesn't feel nice.

other than that she's amazing. can be a little jealous, but I'm pretty hot so i understand.

My wife has the same thing it's called an IUD, and if you feel it during sex all she has to do is go back to the doctor that put it in and they will fix it.

Hexagon · « **Reply #20 on:** July 14, 2011, 06:19:47 PM »

I agree with the 18-25 thing. my girl is 8 years older than me... no kids. navy vet, divorcee, in school to be a mortician, fit, doesn't look the age, etc. But is a selfish tard. It's funny though as I chock most things in life up to.... calamity/misfortune. It makes shit hard, and having this broad that condemns me for every infraction while pretending it's cool.... I like whats up with us, but damn, there is only so much bullshit you can handle.

Anyhow... is what it is. I find every response to this thread fun and super interesting. Dude's club... mayne'sss

frank · « **Reply #21 on:** July 14, 2011, 06:36:31 PM »

those periods god dammit! what is that non sense?? i call bull shit. it's a myth

Justis · « **Reply #22 on:** July 14, 2011, 07:13:06 PM »

always crampin up

i miss my ex girlfriend:(

William Jefferson Clinton · « **Reply #23 on:** July 14, 2011, 07:19:26 PM »

Wont let me smoke.

steve · « **Reply #24 on:** July 14, 2011, 10:14:34 PM »

fuckin a, all you cats are spot on! i almost feel better bout the bullshit that i deal with.

fuck it. we all need some good women, not 18-25 year old broads. fahk!

thugnificent · « **Reply #25 on:** July 14, 2011, 10:20:59 PM »

yo all the time, sitting watching wheel of fortune or some shit, bitch starts crying im like whats wrong shes like nothing im fine

what the

ChildOfTheBurbs · « **Reply #26 on:** July 14, 2011, 10:22:22 PM »

She's more into 2pac than I'll ever be. She's not even black.

Matze · « **Reply #27 on:** July 14, 2011, 10:46:42 PM »

Quote from: sk8_stuff on July 14, 2011, 05:56:25 PM

Quote from: Stoeipoes on July 14, 2011, 04:58:49 PM
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She has a spiral thing in her pussy so she isn't on her period for a few years. that's awesome, but i feel the damn thing if i go deep and it doesn't feel nice.

other than that she's amazing. can be a little jealous, but I'm pretty hot so i understand.
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My wife has the same thing it's called an IUD, and if you feel it during sex all she has to do is go back to the doctor that put it in and they will fix it.

I have the same "problem" too, but it's still better then wearing condoms.

steve · « **Reply #28 on:** July 14, 2011, 11:10:05 PM »

Quote from: Matze on July 14, 2011, 10:46:42 PM

Quote from: sk8_stuff on July 14, 2011, 05:56:25 PM
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Quote from: Stoeipoes on July 14, 2011, 04:58:49 PM
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She has a spiral thing in her pussy so she isn't on her period for a few years. that's awesome, but i feel the damn thing if i go deep and it doesn't feel nice.

other than that she's amazing. can be a little jealous, but I'm pretty hot so i understand.
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My wife has the same thing it's called an IUD, and if you feel it during sex all she has to do is go back to the doctor that put it in and they will fix it.
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I have the same "problem" too, but it's still better then wearing condoms.

the IUD is never a problem. consequence free, unlimited inside coming is what they are.

my lady has one and despite 5 days of menstrual douche baggery that brings pain that doubles her over, it's the greatest device created to exist in vaginal proximity- makes vibrators and extra broads seem almost weak- because my dick can fulfill its actual purpose- to spread worry free seed into a fertile twat.

one might argue that an IUD uterus doesn't leak side by side with a fertile twat however and maybe they're right....

. through intellectual prowess i am able to recognize that a fertile twat is essentially sterilized through IUD insertion., my erections aren't and biologically, that's what makes all the difference.

spreading seed feels fucking good. regardless of results

ice nine · « **Reply #29 on:** July 14, 2011, 11:41:04 PM »

How does what u just said differ from her just being on the pill?

Author Topic: Things your girlfriend does that is weak or sucks! (Read 21353 times)

Hexagon

Beeda Weeda

Hexagon

thugnificent