Kids using the entire park to get up speed to jump over a fucking garbage can and get mad at you when you don't see them coming. They literally start at the other side of the park. I'm like dude, wtf am I supposed to be? A fucking radar detector for when you are going to try a trick. Fuck off.
Also, when kids look at me like I am not supposed to be there because I don't wear skinny fuck jeans or shit. I were fucking shorts or basketball pants because they are fucking awesome to skate in. Also, because I am fucking huge, they look at me like wtf? Not round by the way, like that typical fat skater that tries to do tricks, but more or less just chills. I am naturally thick muscle built. They need to fuck off little munchkin fucking kids, can probably land more fucking tricks than you even at 250lbs, I'll ass rape you with my fist. Skaters are so judgmental sometimes.
Lastly,
Fuckin.
Scooters.