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butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« on: September 07, 2011, 09:41:51 AM »


and here's the "rollerblade community's" reacton..... so funny how angry these dudes get.

http://www.rollernews.com/most-interesting-man-in-the-world-on-rollerblading_4998.html

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I agree with the commentary that we should lobby and FIGHT BACK? I remember when I first started skating in 1996 era? it seemed like what kept the pot STIRRING and BOILING was the Rollerblader vs Skateboarding Hate DEBATE. There were EQUALLY 40 BLADERS AND 40 SKATEBOARDERS in my smallass town!!!! Fast forward a little bit? once rollerbladers (our type of rollerblading) couldn?t back the shit up we did on a corporate level we gradually fell off from the mainstream? If anyone sees the real crazy shit we do, they will probably shut their damn faces.

P.S. I showed 3 girls the other day the new RAZORS TEAM video because I?m sure they were COMPLETELY CLUELESS about what we do. Before they were all like, ?WE CAN ROLLERBLADE, it?s Easy?? ONCE they saw the video they were all screaming and crying about how crazy it was? YEA, we just need the plain ole? EXPOSURE. ALSO, YOU CAN?T COMPARE ROLLERBLADING WITH SKATEBOARDING, BMX?N OR GOLF? THAT?S LIKE COMPARING BEING A MATH TEACHER VS A SCIENCE TEACHER!!! TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS!
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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2011, 09:46:47 AM »
How could anyone hate the worlds most interesting man?


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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2011, 09:52:32 AM »
People without souls can't take a joke.

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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2011, 12:14:04 PM »
Rollerblading wouldn't be as gay if they just didn't roll fakie or jump off a trick and spin anything more then a 180. It just looks dumb skating backwards or to twirl in the air after a trick.
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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2011, 12:15:53 PM »
The most interesting man doesn't care if rollerbooters hate on him.
stay thirsty slap.

but on that note how is there not a Most Interesting Man account?
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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2011, 12:21:59 PM »
how is there not a Most Interesting Man account?
this. somebody get on it. somebody funny and smart, please.
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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2011, 02:51:32 PM »
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how is there not a Most Interesting Man account?
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this. somebody get on it. somebody funny and smart, please.

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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2011, 06:14:33 PM »
I don't always eat shit, but when I do, I prefer skateboarding. stay hungry my friends.

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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2011, 06:43:22 PM »
when i see a roller blader at the park It's the equivalent of finding bigfoot or something except i'm not excited to see it. they are so rare. the x games have even shunned them and you know you have problems when the x games shun you.

the thing with roller bladers besides being annoying is you simply cannot make it look good. it all looks like one big retarted twirl. same with scooters standing up bent over with your ass sticking out you simply cannot make it look good.

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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2011, 07:03:49 PM »
Hahaha, fucking Rollernews... those dudes are such bitches!

A number of years ago I was a poster and admin at Thrasher and two rollerbladers came in, posted a preview to some Rollerblade video that was an attempt to add "culture" to rollerblading, and then they went on a batshit trolling spree. Wound up having one of the longest threads in the forum, but one of them took a part of one of my posts, posted it there, and for a while (and maybe today) I was the most hated old fart skateboarder in their community. I'm OK with that.

http://www.rollernews.com/what-an-old-school-skateboarder-had-to-say-about-barely-dead_1824.html

Also, I would never have even seen that commercial had they not gotten pissy about it. Loving this.

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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2011, 07:22:56 PM »
Hahaha, fucking Rollernews... those dudes are such bitches!

A number of years ago I was a poster and admin at Thrasher and two rollerbladers came in, posted a preview to some Rollerblade video that was an attempt to add "culture" to rollerblading, and then they went on a batshit trolling spree. Wound up having one of the longest threads in the forum, but one of them took a part of one of my posts, posted it there, and for a while (and maybe today) I was the most hated old fart skateboarder in their community. I'm OK with that.

http://www.rollernews.com/what-an-old-school-skateboarder-had-to-say-about-barely-dead_1824.html

Also, I would never have even seen that commercial had they not gotten pissy about it. Loving this.

High 5 brother! Must've felt so good to stir up that much shit.

And that commercial is the best one I've ever seen

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« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2011, 07:40:50 PM »
I think someone stole the life-size cardboard cut-out of the most interesting man at my old job.  Rollerbladers...

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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2011, 08:24:05 AM »
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im gonna start selling batons at sakte parks , casue its the same thing right? is flippin a baton in the air like flippin a skateboard ?

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but for real waht r sakte boarders gonna do when everyone realizes that the knee high ledge thats sakted in every video is getting old and boardsliding a hand rail isnt fun to watch casue uve seen it over and over .. sorry guys its starting to get obvious ur becomming jelous of our hot spots and skilllllllllllllll

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put the 10 best skateboarders in the world against the 10 best rollerbladers and the rollerbladers would win every time anything they can do we can do better

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but rollerblading has more beautifull moves than skateboarding

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skateboarding it the same thing as flipping a batonin the air and catching it and rollerblading thats more like dancing why? bc rollebrlading is a full body activity with style and coordination skateboarding is like winterguard which my friend?s 7th grade sister does at her middleschool

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skateboarding has been around for a very long time but all theyve been doing is the same fucking thing!! flip that baordslide that spin a bit at that and hope

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Skateboarders are generally the same but whats different about us is that there are so many different styles of skating. It?s the lack of a culture that makes us unique. In no way do I yell Fuck the system un-like some anarchist skateboarder with a mohawk
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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2011, 08:32:39 AM »
"As a fellow rollerblader and latino I want to punch gramps in the face and take a shit on his chest. Then take his girl!"
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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2011, 08:41:58 AM »
Come on Slap, get over yourselves. If your beloved memehero had said 'no' to skateboarding, a thousand kooks would come out of the woodwork and make an ass out of this messageboard like they usually do. The ads are funny though.

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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2011, 08:53:27 AM »
that doesn't make any sense. why would the worlds most interesting man not be down for skating? that wouldn't be very interesting

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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2011, 09:40:18 AM »
Come on Slap, get over yourselves. If your beloved memehero had said 'no' to skateboarding, a thousand kooks would come out of the woodwork and make an ass out of this messageboard like they usually do. The ads are funny though.
doubtful. most skateboarders aren't as thin skinned as most rollerbladers seem to be.
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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2011, 09:47:06 AM »
i havent seen an agressive rollerblader in at least 5 years.

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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2011, 09:55:07 AM »
Most of the ones I've seen have been passive.

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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2011, 10:07:18 AM »
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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2011, 10:15:32 AM »
i havent seen an agressive rollerblader in at least 5 years.
touche.
i have seen like hot chicks cruising on the sidewalks, but no dudes waxing up ledges for cross leg grinds.

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« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2011, 11:11:35 AM »
There are still a ton of them in Northern NJ.

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« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2011, 11:15:52 AM »
and jersey wonders why the rest of the country clowns them....
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« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2011, 11:25:04 AM »
they are just a bunch of tremblers anyway
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Re: butthurt rollerbladers hate the most interesting man in the world.
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2011, 12:32:35 PM »
more interesting than any bladder footage


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« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2011, 03:26:20 PM »
Come on Slap, get over yourselves. If your beloved memehero had said 'no' to skateboarding, a thousand kooks would come out of the woodwork and make an ass out of this messageboard like they usually do. The ads are funny though.
Maybe some people here would get offended but I pretty much laugh it off when people make jokes about skating.

On The Sopranos one time they made the telling your parents you're gay joke but it was skateboarding instead of rollerblading, that was pretty funny also one time I saw a Janeane Garofalo stand up special on HBO back in the day and she was clowning on a bunch of skaters trying a handrail, like do you guys ever land anything?

I just think that if you can't poke fun at yourself sometimes you take life way too seriously.

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« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2011, 05:45:45 PM »
The most interesting man in the world... only needed to say one word.  Awesome!!!

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« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2011, 07:00:09 PM »
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Come on Slap, get over yourselves. If your beloved memehero had said 'no' to skateboarding, a thousand kooks would come out of the woodwork and make an ass out of this messageboard like they usually do. The ads are funny though.
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Maybe some people here would get offended but I pretty much laugh it off when people make jokes about skating.

On The Sopranos one time they made the telling your parents you're gay joke but it was skateboarding instead of rollerblading, that was pretty funny also one time I saw a Janeane Garofalo stand up special on HBO back in the day and she was clowning on a bunch of skaters trying a handrail, like do you guys ever land anything?

I just think that if you can't poke fun at yourself sometimes you take life way too seriously.

Actually AJ used to skate on the show, in an episode in the first season he's skating in his driveway. That was put in there to show that AJ was loosing touch with who he is to try and fit in with this new group of friends.

Or maybe I'm just dumb and over-analyzing. I loved that show.
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« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2011, 08:13:04 PM »
You haven't lived until you have seen someone skate tranny in rollerskates.
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« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2011, 10:42:05 PM »
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Come on Slap, get over yourselves. If your beloved memehero had said 'no' to skateboarding, a thousand kooks would come out of the woodwork and make an ass out of this messageboard like they usually do. The ads are funny though.
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Maybe some people here would get offended but I pretty much laugh it off when people make jokes about skating.

On The Sopranos one time they made the telling your parents you're gay joke but it was skateboarding instead of rollerblading, that was pretty funny also one time I saw a Janeane Garofalo stand up special on HBO back in the day and she was clowning on a bunch of skaters trying a handrail, like do you guys ever land anything?

I just think that if you can't poke fun at yourself sometimes you take life way too seriously.
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Actually AJ used to skate on the show, in an episode in the first season he's skating in his driveway. That was put in there to show that AJ was loosing touch with who he is to try and fit in with this new group of friends.

Or maybe I'm just dumb and over-analyzing. I loved that show.

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"what?"

"telling your parents you're gay."

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