Ok, to finish the earlier story ...
So he dances back up to her, and she gets friendly. Things go well, and she's back in his hotel room. Heavy petting ensues, but he finds her cooter exceptionally dry. He pulls off her panties. He's staring point blank at one of the dryest cooters ever encountered. He spits in her twat.
"Did you just spit in my twat?"
Before he can answer she slaps him in the face. Staring at her blankly, she then cold clocks him and knocks him out. Next morning, he wakes up with an alan key neatly tucked in his rectum. Turns out it was Rosa.