Author Topic: Michael Bay continues to ruin my childhood... (Read 2465 times)

MaryhillVibe · « **on:** March 19, 2012, 01:26:43 PM »

http://apps.facebook.com/theguardian/film/filmblog/2012/mar/19/michael-bay-ninja-turtles-aliens

Fucking aliens!?!?!?!?!

brycickle · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2012, 01:56:35 PM »

Fucking asshole.

CUDDLEMONSTER · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2012, 02:20:55 PM »

jesus christ. they're called MUTANTS right in the title. teenage also doesn't really make sense since their home planet most likely has a different length of time to revolve around its sun, meaning that a teenager could actually be hundreds of years old on our planet or less than a year. also if they're aliens how are they also turtles? and how did they learn ninjitsu? did michael bay even read the title of the script? SO MANY QUESTIONS

Patey · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2012, 02:21:56 PM »

underage alien karate geckos

Dominic Hynard · « **Reply #4 on:** March 19, 2012, 02:38:00 PM »

Has no one in the movie industry told him how stupid this idea is. Does anyone have the balls to?

Dick Moranus · « **Reply #5 on:** March 19, 2012, 03:19:21 PM »

LOL it will definitely be interesting. Come on, you can't say you aren't at least intrigued.

landCow · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2012, 03:23:46 PM »

C'MON! what the fuck is this shit!

its mutant turtles. its always been mutant turtles. a few cartoon series, countless comics, four movies, a live action tv show and about a billion action figures, ALL MUTANT TURTLES.

who the fuck is michael bay to change that.

no i'm not intrigued. all 3 transformers sucked. I'm sure this will suck.

Dick Moranus · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2012, 03:38:17 PM »

It will be funny as hell to see alien turtles.

Kristi Yamaguchi · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2012, 03:42:06 PM »

brent · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2012, 03:47:08 PM »

my heart pumps purple piss for you

Eschaton · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2012, 04:22:34 PM »

Anyone who has ever payed to see a Michael Bay movie is a fucking idiot.

R. D. Pullman · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2012, 04:30:06 PM »

Quote from: landCow on March 19, 2012, 03:23:46 PM

C'MON! what the fuck is this shit!

its mutant turtles. its always been mutant turtles. a few cartoon series, countless comics, four movies, a live action tv show and about a billion action figures, ALL MUTANT TURTLES.

who the fuck is michael bay to change that.

no i'm not intrigued. all 3 transformers sucked. I'm sure this will suck.

well said sir..

Monty Burns · « **Reply #12 on:** March 19, 2012, 04:32:09 PM »

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2012, 05:38:04 PM »

Quote from: landCow on March 19, 2012, 03:23:46 PM

no i'm not intrigued. all 3 transformers sucked. I'm sure this will suck.

In fairness to the person who brought the argument up, you did see all 3 transformers movies.
Michael Bay is the first celebrity I want to see in LA. I'll whoop his ass to prevent him from making spiderman about a girl who gets bit by a radioactive ant, batman from mars, and the X-men who all gained their powers from a magic ring.

Goblinshark · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:09:27 PM »

Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 19, 2012, 05:38:04 PM

Quote from: landCow on March 19, 2012, 03:23:46 PM
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no i'm not intrigued. all 3 transformers sucked. I'm sure this will suck.
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In fairness to the person who brought the argument up, you did see all 3 transformers movies.
Michael Bay is the first celebrity I want to see in LA. I'll whoop his ass to prevent him from making spiderman about a girl who gets bit by a radioactive ant, batman from mars, and the X-men who all gained their powers from a magic ring.

an EXPLODING magic ring

get gnarly · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:56:20 PM »

Hollywood has no more original ideas. Sad

pancake man · « **Reply #16 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:02:17 PM »

^^ to GetGnarly, what about Prometheus? Some say it's a prequel, and that it loosely ties in with the Alien series... all I know.. it's directed by Ridley Scott!

mandibleclaw · « **Reply #17 on:** March 20, 2012, 07:48:11 AM »

there is no god

via · « **Reply #18 on:** March 20, 2012, 07:57:24 AM »

Quote from: HATE! on March 19, 2012, 08:58:10 PM

all the good shit is on HBO ~~and Showtime~~.

I know people like different shit and Blah Blah Blah, but Showtimes programming is horrible.

Ripped Laces · « **Reply #19 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:07:58 AM »

Quote from: via on March 20, 2012, 07:57:24 AM

Quote from: HATE! on March 19, 2012, 08:58:10 PM
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all the good shit is on HBO ~~and Showtime~~.
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I know people like different shit and Blah Blah Blah, but Showtimes programming is horrible.

via · « **Reply #20 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:23:28 AM »

Dexter is fucking terrible.

A serial killer who only kills serial killers? How did they ever think of that??

I don't know the middle one.

And Shameless is terrible too. It had potential, plus I'm a huge William H. Macy fan, but that shit fell short. It felt like I was watching a high school play.

(My girls parents love showtime, and they have one of those TVs that records all the shows you like. Whenever we go have dinner at their house, we end up sitting around for an hour or two watching all that bullshit.)

Ripped Laces · « **Reply #21 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:37:34 AM »

Quote from: via on March 20, 2012, 08:23:28 AM

Dexter is fucking terrible.

A serial killer who only kills serial killers? How did they ever think of that??

I don't know the middle one.

And Shameless is terrible too. It had potential, plus I'm a huge William H. Macy fan, but that shit fell short. It felt like I was watching a high school play.

(My girls parents love showtime, and they have one of those TVs that records all the shows you like. Whenever we go have dinner at their house, we end up sitting around for an hour or two watching all that bullshit.)

bentmode · « **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:52:46 AM »

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles might be the reason why I wanted a skateboard so badly as a child: Casey Jones was the reason I wanted a hockey stick and The Shredder was source of my night terrors.

Fuck a turtle alien, we got that ooze homey.

via · « **Reply #23 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:58:04 AM »

Quote from: bentmode on March 20, 2012, 08:52:46 AM

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles might be the reason why I wanted a skateboard so badly as a child: Casey Jones was the reason I wanted a hockey stick and The Shredder was source of my night terrors.

Fuck a turtle alien, we got that ooze homey.

Back on topic.

Casey Jones is the shit. I don't know the actors real name, but he's in tons of stuff, and every time I see him I yell "CASEY JONES".

I think less of whoever doesn't know what I'm talking about.

Lumpy Oatmeal · « **Reply #24 on:** March 20, 2012, 10:22:21 AM »

Quote from: via on March 20, 2012, 08:58:04 AM

Quote from: bentmode on March 20, 2012, 08:52:46 AM
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles might be the reason why I wanted a skateboard so badly as a child: Casey Jones was the reason I wanted a hockey stick and The Shredder was source of my night terrors.

Fuck a turtle alien, we got that ooze homey.
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Back on topic.

Casey Jones is the shit. I don't know the actors real name, but he's in tons of stuff, and every time I see him I yell "CASEY JONES".

I think less of whoever doesn't know what I'm talking about.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elias_Koteas

saucy ragu · « **Reply #25 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:39:09 AM »

Wise man say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

Quote from: Eschaton on March 19, 2012, 04:22:34 PM

Anyone who has ever payed to see a Michael Bay movie is a fucking idiot.

It's so satisfying when someone calling someone else out trips up.

Also, fuck you--Bad Boys was awesome.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #26 on:** March 20, 2012, 01:10:47 PM »

You know what? Bad Boys was awesome. You're damn right. Also, The Rock. Fuckin' VX poison gas.

tom · « **Reply #27 on:** March 20, 2012, 06:22:33 PM »

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Robbie Rist, who voiced the character Michelangelo in the original 1990 live-action film adaptation, said Monday in a Facebook message that Bay is ?sodomizing? the original movies and causing ?the rape of our childhood memories.?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/celebrities/michael-bay-tells-mutant-ninja-turtles-fans-to-chill-after-comment-on-origin-of-turtle-power/2012/03/20/gIQA47NEQS_story.html

mattofallmatts · « **Reply #28 on:** March 20, 2012, 06:51:45 PM »

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FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD.

ROCKxADIO420 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 20, 2012, 06:59:08 PM »

thats unrealistic.

Author Topic: Michael Bay continues to ruin my childhood... (Read 2465 times)

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