Author Topic: Penny skateboards as a lifestyle choice (Read 7636 times)

jacquesknife · « **on:** March 30, 2012, 09:21:55 AM »

Oh dear...

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #1 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:26:50 AM »

hot chicks.

Joe Pesci · « **Reply #2 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:33:13 AM »

who doesnt love riding their cruiser to a picnic in the park

ricky36975 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:33:33 AM »

stupid hipsters

stevedave · « **Reply #4 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:35:48 AM »

i dont trust anyone where they have the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car....

jgonzalez · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:46:55 AM »

This video summarizes 2012

girl obviously doesn't know how to use an SX-70. she didn't even shield the impossible film from light, thus ruining the photo.

TheDraught · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:51:35 AM »

Is Tom Penny involved?

Seamus_McShamebag · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:09:37 AM »

If this ad results in at least one female introducing daisy dukes back into her wardrobe then the net result is a positive for the world.

Also, skitching behind a beach cruiser is gnar as fuck.

People need to stop hating on hipsters if we are ever going to break the cycle. Hipsters like things ironically which requires everyone to hate that thing. If you hate on hipsters than it becomes a positive reinforcing loop that just feeds the beast. If you want to fight them effectively then put on a pair of boring pants, a t-shirt that fits you, a pair of steel toe boots and tell them that you really like what they are doing as you offer them a cup of Folgers.

Fenzadill · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:28:59 AM »

...until I saw this fuckin' pile of shit commercial.

and while I concede the Nickel boards are a fun and functional liquor store transportation device, a wooden cruiser is superior. The Penny ones are too small to even be useful for me besides driveway dorking.

svilleantigo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:31:00 AM »

penny skateboarder life cycle trajectory:

1. buy penny skateboard
2. smash face
3. take polaroid of smashed face
4. quit micro-skateboarding forever

don't sweat it.. it's a fad.

Bertie · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:36:26 AM »

I must be out of the loop - did Stereo change the company name?

Mouth · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:52:24 AM »

No. This is new faggotry.

MaryhillVibe · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:57:58 AM »

a lot of this faggotry was foretold, not much has changed.

jacktharipper · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:25:57 AM »

Quote from: MaryhillVibe on March 30, 2012, 10:57:58 AM

a lot of this faggotry was foretold, not much has changed.

truth.

Mad Lauder · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:31:18 AM »

Quote from: MaryhillVibe on March 30, 2012, 10:57:58 AM

a lot of this faggotry was foretold, not much has changed.

Whats the unicorn with shades one mean?
IS it that deal with it meme?

Fenzadill · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:36:27 AM »

Quote from: Mad Lauder on March 30, 2012, 11:31:18 AM

Quote from: MaryhillVibe on March 30, 2012, 10:57:58 AM
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a lot of this faggotry was foretold, not much has changed.

[close]

Whats the unicorn with shades one mean?
IS it that deal with it meme?

It just means unicorns with shades are hot shit right now, man. #unicornswithshades

superslopp · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:30:41 PM »

well this is definitely not what i was expecting out of this thread...

Microforrest · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:35:58 PM »

Quote from: Seamus_McShamebag on March 30, 2012, 10:09:37 AM

If this ad results in at least one female introducing daisy dukes back into her wardrobe then the net result is a positive for the world.

Also, skitching behind a beach cruiser is gnar as fuck.

People need to stop hating on hipsters if we are ever going to break the cycle. Hipsters like things ironically which requires everyone to hate that thing. If you hate on hipsters than it becomes a positive reinforcing loop that just feeds the beast. If you want to fight them effectively then put on a pair of boring pants, a t-shirt that fits you, a pair of steel toe boots and tell them that you really like what they are doing as you offer them a cup of Folgers.

Dude don't worry, up here PLENTY of girls still wear Daisy Dukes. Mostly ones that never should...

TheDonutFather · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:57:53 PM »

Quote from: Bertie on March 30, 2012, 10:36:26 AM

I must be out of the loop - did Stereo change the company name?

Naw, Stereo has their own, as do The Hundreds.

brent · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:15:24 PM »

as do k-mart

AssBandit · « **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:34:40 PM »

I don't get it, so we're back to the simpler times now? What is this, circa 1960s? Hyped on anything that can bring more money into skateboarding, but this is just more long board culture in a shorter form invading legitimate skateboard outlets. But fuck, more chicks possibly skating is pretty cool though.

anthonym · « **Reply #21 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:09:56 PM »

Ah yes, turn that SLAP hate machine up!

Bought one of these about a month ago. Shit is fun as fuck to ride. Sometimes it's fun to just haul ass on this little guy through the streets in SF. Also, skating a 6' miniramp on this thing is a whole new challenge!

TwisT · « **Reply #22 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:38:21 PM »

Quote from: anthonym on March 30, 2012, 02:09:56 PM

Ah yes, turn that SLAP hate machine up!

Bought one of these about a month ago. Shit is fun as fuck to ride. Sometimes it's fun to just haul ass on this little guy through the streets in SF. Also, skating a 6' miniramp on this thing is a whole new challenge!

the board isn't the problem, its the lame ass commercial...

Seamus_McShamebag · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:54:29 PM »

Quote from: anthonym on March 30, 2012, 02:09:56 PM

Ah yes, turn that SLAP hate machine up!

Bought one of these about a month ago. Shit is fun as fuck to ride. Sometimes it's fun to just haul ass on this little guy through the streets in SF. Also, skating a 6' miniramp on this thing is a whole new challenge!

If skateboarders weren't suited for doing something for the simple fact that it's fun despite what the vast majority thinks then there wouldn't be a single poster on this board older than sixteen. You bought one and like it then who the fuck cares, you got no one to impress right?

Now go moisten up that vagina of yours and go take it for a nice long finger blast. It's spring for fucks sake.

dinosaur · « **Reply #24 on:** March 30, 2012, 02:58:11 PM »

and here i was thinking this was a thread about a tom penny interview...

The Twilight Zone · « **Reply #25 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:12:17 PM »

FUCK, I thought there was new Tom Penny footage

Kristi Yamaguchi · « **Reply #26 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:17:34 PM »

It's amazing how miserable you people are.
Slap=

TheDraught · « **Reply #27 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:17:48 PM »

Quote from: Anti Hero on March 30, 2012, 03:12:17 PM

FUCK, I thought there was new Tom Penny footage

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=61024.0

the snake · « **Reply #28 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:19:45 PM »

Quote from: AssBandit on March 30, 2012, 01:34:40 PM

I don't get it, so we're back to the simpler times now? What is this, circa 1960s? Hyped on anything that can bring more money into skateboarding, but this is just more long board culture in a shorter form invading legitimate skateboard outlets. But fuck, more chicks possibly skating is pretty cool though.

Jive Turkey · « **Reply #29 on:** March 30, 2012, 03:26:13 PM »

Quote from: AssBandit on March 30, 2012, 01:34:40 PM

But fuck, more chicks

Author Topic: Penny skateboards as a lifestyle choice (Read 7636 times)

Joe Pesci

ricky36975

superslopp

The Twilight Zone