as the sequel to my own thread of the same title, id like to talk about one of the more low quality posters here on SLAP. now, as we all know this nigga dont get NO LOVE on da boards and he stay gettin flamed due to his constant fuckery. the consistency of his shitty posts is unparallelled. but enough of the small talk, ima start dis shit off myself
first off, this nigga tried to hate on ramen noodles. that alone gets yo G-pass revoked for the next 2 decades. like i always said if you a hater and you know it, FUCK YOU. especially when it comes to the greatness of stovetop cuisine such as chicken flavored ramen. you gotta be on some of those "bath salts" that that cannibal nigga in miami was on to do such things. real talk i bet victor prefers human penis over ramen noodles simply for the fact that "ramen noodles are just cheap pasta in salt water while penis has a higher amount protein and makes for a much more satisfying meal". yall know he a health nut (no pun intended)
second, "Captain Know it All" himself stay smearin his mediocre ass intelligence all over SLAP, with him only being right approximately 12.4% of the time. i ran my stats on this one too, the numbers dont lie. now we all know of his epic fail in the heated arizona tea debate, so i wont even bring that up, but on the real i aint never seen such a snooty dick nigga act so goddamn high n mighty while still being commonly referred to as a fucking idiot. not once have i seen somebody say "wow victor, that was a real insightful post right there". findin a post like that might as well be the search for animal chin 2.0...starring Hellen Keller. long story short, this nigga only slightly booksmart with the social intelligence of meg griffin.
ayo to be honest he really aint even that smart in the first place. he was recently seen at his local barnes & nobles trying to find a way to finally outsmart his little sister, a feat that he has yet to accomplish. dont ask me how i know but he was reported to have purchased this
ayo ill give him credit tho for swallowing his nonexistent pride, paying $19.99 and walking out the store with such a book. you gotta be real confident in your retardation to pull somethin like that off. so for that, i tip my hat off to you
third, when he finally did something worthwhile on here and had that excellent shay maria gif as his sig, he reverted to biting yours truly's style and ran with a fred durst & vanilla ice combo with the caption "you mad?" in his signature after getting flamed EXTRA HARD ona daily basis. i read it as a failed attempt to play "the bad guy" on SLAP and just made him look even more regular. like forreal dog? FORREAL!? i aint gon lie this highly upsetted ya boy. itd be one thing if somebody who wasnt the green shit stain of SLAP decided to jock my style fo a lil bit, but THIS NIGGA!? sorry son i just cant go... he has since made 8-9 different avatar changes and they have all been shittier each time. as of right his sig now is only tolerable but obviously this nigga still on his pre-teen shit still tryna find his self. hopefully before he gets outta highschool hell form some sort of identity for himself so he wont have to revert to copying someone else to find his charisma. until then, he is the male version of this bitch
please, fellow SLAP Pals, posters, trolls, and lames. let us all gather at the internet roundtable and discuss. let it all out!