Why did D00D get banned?

[Strike A Pose]

I'm the catalyst of the revolution!


Knocking young wannabes into submission and bringing washed up posters out of hiding!


My presence is undeniably powerful.

[happenstance]

Stop, just fucking stop. Please.

[thugnificent]

[happenstance]

Is that really SaP?

[BraveUlysses]

Yep. From the "post a picture of yourself" thread.

[Strike A Pose]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Talk about "exposing someone's fragile psyche"!

What's happened here is that you fucked with the bull and got the horns bitch nigga. You're 6 pages deep ina thread that YOU created! You HAVE to finish strong at this point after all the effort that's been exerted and the attention that has resulted because of it. Don't shy away from spotlight now SaPpy, I'd hate to see you crack under pressure.

Anyways, you know how they say that the person too scared to throw the first punch always ends up being the one to get his ass kicked? Unlike you, I refuse to be the bitch in this situation. You wanna come at a REAL rapper on some RAP SHIT? Fuck it then, let's go!

*For those spectating, read along & follow the flow with the instrumental for heightened effect. Start at about 10 seconds in.*





I wonder why Young SaP keeps fuckin wit me
Told em 38 times...he ain't fuckin wit ME!
Wigga with an attitude, but he stay in the burbs
With that faggot ass pic man you GOTTA be durb

How you look like Ash Ketchum mixed with Niko Belic?
Posing with cupcake rings? You're fuckin pathetic
Yet I'm 'posed to be the soft one, little does he know -
I baited him into showin his vulnerable ego, Damn...

...I'm one smart motherfucker -
Say you ethered me, but YOU AIN'T GOT THE HEART MOTHERFUCKER!
Stay in ya lane, you prolly just a youtube rapper -
as in "All my songs are comments on youtube" rapper -

Whack ass nigga, thought DaSk8D00D won't bounce back?
After all that's been done you really thought you could doubt that?
But Easley's up next, this is just the beginnin'
I'm the Charlie Sheen of SLAP and that's because I STAY WINNIN'!
nigga!











+ Just to add insult to injury








+




=




Real talk tho, for someone who use constantly uses "No Swag" as an insult, you fucked up posting a picture of yourself wearing an outfit most likely found at your local Kohl's clearance rack. Bum ass nigga!

+

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Fuck it.

Here we go.


Your entire persona is stolen, got your swag out the recycling bin!
You are the token black guy around the whitest of friends and you take modeling pictures and use photoshop to lighten your skin!

Psuedo-intellectual faggot! You need to take a lesson on respect!
How are you going to act hard now, When we've seen you in the confession thread revealing your teenage depression on the net!

Gipper STYLED ON YOU, and you focused on sight!
Catching feelings non-stop! You need to refocus your life!

I'm just having fun with a couple of bars
I'm like a dealer the way I provoke these jokers without shuffling cards!



+Ha. Yeah. Stupid shit. It's all in fun though.

 You got what you wanted!

[chockfullofthat]

This thread

[scootboard]

I'm just having fun with a couple of bars
I'm like a dealer the way I provoke these jokers without shuffling cards!

selling a genuine james franco sig serious inquiries only

[victor333]

You guys are all queers who feel the need to form relationships (and apparently nemeses) online to fill a void in your miserable social lives. Every last one of you.

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

You guys are all queers who feel the need to form relationships (and apparently nemeses) online to fill a void in your miserable social lives. Every last one of you.

So what void are you filling?

[bentmode]

no response, sk8d00d?

[Inanimate Object]

Gipper STYLED ON YOU, and you focused on sight!

NO!
I STYLED ON HIM!

I DID THE STYLING FUCK DAMNIT

But it doesn't really matter as clearly he couldn't stay away.

[victor333]

Hahaha. I actually laughed at that, carry on.





And as for you Victor you smug piece of shit.

1) it's been stated that everyone here hates me, and yet I continue to post

2) ever heard of ethnographic research?

[victor333]

Ever heard of shutting the fuck up and focusing? You don't even know what you're talking about.

you sound awfully defensive. Did I hit a nerve?

[Inanimate Object]

You guys are all queers who feel the need to form relationships (and apparently nemeses) online to fill a void in your miserable social lives. Every last one of you.

I'd rather come here and hate on people's goofy internet personas semi-anonymously than have to constantly worry whether my non-internet nemesis is plotting some heinous shit.

"Aw nuts Victor hurt my rep"

VS

"Oh shit my nemesis poisoned me/my child"

Seems kind of like a no-brainer to me.

[happenstance]

My last post...

[happenstance]

... Just kidding! I am back.

[bentmode]

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no response, sk8d00d?

[close]

Cassidy and freeway went back and forth even though freeway clearly was weak sauce. Whatevs. Don't give the people what they want.

[ChronicBluntSlider]

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Hahaha. I actually laughed at that, carry on.





And as for you Victor you smug piece of shit.



When you give your child attention for misbehavior, you are giving negative attention. Negative attention typically begins when you become upset. You follow with threats, interrogation, and lectures. Negative attention is not a punishment; it is a reward. Negative attention does not punish misbehavior, but increases it.

What is the easiest way to capture your attention-sitting quietly or misbehaving? When children do not receive attention in a positive way, they will get your attention any way they can.



Read more on FamilyEducation: http://life.familyeducation.com/behavioral-problems/punishment/42962.html#ixzz1z9zGS5to

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1) it's been stated that everyone here hates me, and yet I continue to post

2) ever heard of ethnographic research?

[victor333]

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Hahaha. I actually laughed at that, carry on.





And as for you Victor you smug piece of shit.



When you give your child attention for misbehavior, you are giving negative attention. Negative attention typically begins when you become upset. You follow with threats, interrogation, and lectures. Negative attention is not a punishment; it is a reward. Negative attention does not punish misbehavior, but increases it.

What is the easiest way to capture your attention-sitting quietly or misbehaving? When children do not receive attention in a positive way, they will get your attention any way they can.



Read more on FamilyEducation: http://life.familyeducation.com/behavioral-problems/punishment/42962.html#ixzz1z9zGS5to

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1) it's been stated that everyone here hates me, and yet I continue to post

2) ever heard of ethnographic research?

[close]

you FUBAR'd your quotes, brother-man. 

That said, you should site academic sources, as random websites don't hold much validity. Also, the psychology terminology (or lack thereof) was off. I'm used to the words "positive" and "negative" denoting adding or subtracting something in given situations.

P.S. I do not even know what you were implying, but you might want to take it back to the drawing board, kiddo

[ChronicBluntSlider]

just a sociological experiment I'm doing for the purpose of observing your reaction. Fascinating. The researcher has become the specimen . . .

[sexonthebeach]

lol

[Strike A Pose]

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Your entire persona is stolen, got your swag out the recycling bin!
You are the token black guy around the whitest of friends and you take modeling pictures and use photoshop to lighten your skin!

Psuedo-intellectual faggot! You need to take a lesson on respect!
How are you going to act hard now, When we've seen you in the confession thread revealing your teenage depression on the net!

Gipper STYLED ON YOU, and you focused on sight!
Catching feelings non-stop! You need to refocus your life!

I'm just having fun with a couple of bars
I'm like a dealer the way I provoke these jokers without shuffling cards!



+Ha. Yeah. Stupid shit. It's all in fun though.

 You got what you wanted!

[close]

LOL

You tried to step to me as a rapper and suffered the same fate as victor. Not to mention that your submissive demeanor only further proves the fact that you're salty as fuck right now.

You lose!

Haha.

I quickly wrote those lines before I went to my girlfriends house last night. I skim through all of the novels and didn't catch your bars right away, and I was inspired to respond.

I figured I would at least demonstrate the fact that I am capable of writing rhymes, regardless of how wack they were lol.

I don't really fuck with this keystyle bullshit much though. I used to battle on some rap websites when I was younger before I actually got a mic.

Here's some more 4u.



Gitchurr paper up! I'm earning and splurging my cheddur!
Insecure faggot! No swag, possible fag. You might just be a virgin 4ever!

Fuckboy, this ain't theater class! but you're such a passionate actor
Plus your music is garbage, might as well go and throw it to the trash compactor!

Your confidence is low and you'll never make it rapping
And I'm better than you at skating, so instead of trying to save face you should have taken evasive action

I've already proved my points, like Amar'e in the lane
Your outdated games play like atari, You're lame and your sorry
Steadily taking dives and complaining! You're James Harden in the paint!!!!!

Obsessing over men on the slap forum is more than an act of boredom!
You started this, I just react on accordance! Your entire life holds a lack of importance!


You cannot match what I've accomplished so save your comments!
SK8D00D is a wack faggot in the lowest level of tax bracket!
Just another victim of REAGONOMICS!



hahaha.

You can't win this one.

Focus your account./

[Money Black]

i love how some people in the world are complete faggots.

[Strike A Pose]

Oh how the mighty have fallen! NOW who's the one trying to prove themselves to the people of SLAP? You went from saying that it was a waste of time to battle someone over message board drama, to frantically coming up with excuses as to why your raps weren't as good as they could have been. You're nothing more than an Internet ginuea pig for my newly learned psychological tactics, and they have all worked. I'm a lil busy right now SaPpy, but I'll be back to spar with you later. I got a couple beats I wanna practice flowing to.

Haha!

This entire situation is nothing more than entertainment for me.

I decided to play along and write some bars and now you want to run away?

I'm disappointed.

You let the people down!

[Strike A Pose]

[Strike A Pose]

I'll be back soon enough, it's just that right now (at work) isn't the best place to practice my rap skills. I'm a REAL artist, what can I say? I like to do shot at my own pace and do it right.


+ you suffer from the same symptoms as every other wanna white rapper

Severe lack of flow with the cheesiest of metaphors!

+LOL@ your rushed response with all of those missing words and shit. Talk about doing "shot" at your own pace.

Slow down, youngin'!

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

wow you are really fucking bad at this strike a pose. i expected more from a lame white guy who adores athletic black men.

[mountAndDew]

This thread is hillarious. You guys are all idiots. How did you miss the deep symbolism of a gif from the music video 99 problems (but a btich ain't one)? You illiterate fucks need to spend more time practicing your gif symbolism on the message boards.

it would be awesome if these are the same person

not actually awesome, but kind of awesome

^at first the change in grammar/style between d00d and Will Easley makes me think SaP might be posting from both accounts just to keep us all going...but now this has gone on so long that would only be possible if SaP is a real piece of shit loser, which I guess is highly possible. Thanks for giving me something to read at work, faggot(s).

[Strike A Pose]

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This thread is hillarious. You guys are all idiots. How did you miss the deep symbolism of a gif from the music video 99 problems (but a btich ain't one)? You illiterate fucks need to spend more time practicing your gif symbolism on the message boards.

[close]

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it would be awesome if these are the same person

not actually awesome, but kind of awesome

[close]

^at first the change in grammar/style between d00d and Will Easley makes me think SaP might be posting from both accounts just to keep us all going...but now this has gone on so long that would only be possible if SaP is a real piece of shit loser, which I guess is highly possible. Thanks for giving me something to read at work, faggot(s).

You highlighted an interesting concept that I mistakenly overlooked.

What if this new account isn't even D00D, and I'm being led on by an imposter?

It is a possibility, but the wave of leaking emotions and frustration are signature D00D traits.


+ I also think its funny that I have seemingly achieved the level of recognition that D00D has always yearned for, and falsely claimed to have earned.


Is all of this rooted in jealousy?


It's funny that a complete stranger is feeling the heat of defeat and is too weak to conceal his anger!


I mean, I'm comfortable right now. I'm not renting self help books and attending lifestyle seminars.


"DON'T BE CRUEL!"