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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #420 on: February 17, 2013, 08:21:42 AM »
SPOILER ALERT













Man, I was really hoping for Jereme to win, just to spice things up a bit. Shane's already made it to a couple of the BATB finals already, it ain't nothing new.
Can you imagine if Jereme and Chaz were the final two? Ahah oh man would there have been a shit storm.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #421 on: February 17, 2013, 09:19:10 AM »
damm it!

but i loved how the crowd was cheering for mr. rogers. after felix annouced shane as a winner it was almost silent.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #422 on: February 17, 2013, 11:03:21 AM »
i hope chaz ortiz dies

What sort of a thing is that to say about somebody? Get that shit out of here you useless cunt.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #423 on: February 17, 2013, 11:47:57 AM »
what shoe is Cromer wearing in that game?

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #424 on: February 17, 2013, 12:15:11 PM »
his tampa run of him is too fuckin smooth to hate on


yea he got robbed by politics that year.

Im not too crazy about him either but the kid popped all of his tricks and stomped pretty much everything. as infuriating as it sounds i wouldn't mind seeing a skatebot v steeze game. 
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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #425 on: February 17, 2013, 12:36:25 PM »
Whether you love him or hate him, Jerome is the most entertaining person in skateboarding right now.

It was cool to see him genuinely excited and nervous about the game. You could tell he was put off by the pressure, but was still having fun with it. Good sport.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #426 on: February 17, 2013, 12:54:57 PM »
if you arent backing j cas at this point you're a square

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #427 on: February 17, 2013, 12:58:13 PM »
Whether you love him or hate him, Jerome is the most entertaining person in skateboarding right now.

his name is jereme rogers, roger that ?

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #428 on: February 17, 2013, 01:09:12 PM »

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #429 on: February 17, 2013, 01:22:38 PM »
" so I have to pop the tail"

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #430 on: February 17, 2013, 01:58:41 PM »
Poor j cass looked ass! I wanted him to win but when you play one of the best people to ever skate your farked.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #431 on: February 17, 2013, 02:16:33 PM »
damn he messed up alot of shit that he throws down on 12 stair sets.. Definately was nervous, but it was fun to see him so excited, when others have been playing it way too cool. Hoping he will be getting more coverage on other than interviews, where he teaches us how the universe works.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #432 on: February 17, 2013, 02:42:55 PM »
i hope chaz ortiz dies

He's just a kid.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #433 on: February 17, 2013, 03:12:42 PM »
It bums me out that this prick steez ortiz is a millionaire and brad cromer is(according to slap)still living with his parents

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #434 on: February 17, 2013, 04:00:57 PM »
Poor j cass looked ass! I wanted him to win but when you play one of the best people to ever skate your farked.

I don't think he skates, he looked uncomfortable the same way someone who hasn't skated in a few months does.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #435 on: February 17, 2013, 05:43:00 PM »
It bums me out that this prick steez ortiz is a millionaire and brad cromer is(according to slap)still living with his parents

Some people just choose to live with their parents, Wes Kremer said recently he never wants to move out of his parents house, Shit didn't fred gall live w his grandmother his whole life? And doesnt Mike Mo still live w his parents too? I can see what your saying but I wouldnt worry to much, Someone like Chaz is obviously going to make more money from skating because of contests and things like that, They really aren't in the same category as far as pro skateboarding is concerened, and I dont mean talent wise, Brads much more low key, and I believe he chooses to be.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #436 on: February 17, 2013, 09:00:44 PM »
When J Cass won't stop talking and just skate, I'm just like:


Part of me alway wanted to screw Nurse Ratched's brains out.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #437 on: February 17, 2013, 11:54:11 PM »
Has Shane O'Neil always popped his shit like that?

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #438 on: February 18, 2013, 12:09:31 AM »
Has Shane O'Neil always popped his shit like that?

He was floating.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #439 on: February 18, 2013, 01:04:02 AM »
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It bums me out that this prick steez ortiz is a millionaire and brad cromer is(according to slap)still living with his parents
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Some people just choose to live with their parents, Wes Kremer said recently he never wants to move out of his parents house, Shit didn't fred gall live w his grandmother his whole life? And doesnt Mike Mo still live w his parents too? I can see what your saying but I wouldnt worry to much, Someone like Chaz is obviously going to make more money from skating because of contests and things like that, They really aren't in the same category as far as pro skateboarding is concerened, and I dont mean talent wise, Brads much more low key, and I believe he chooses to be.

I wouldn't really see fred gall as a good example in anything, but if you get along with your parents and they don't have problems with feeding you, then what's the reason to spend your money on your own place

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #440 on: February 18, 2013, 01:55:05 AM »
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When J Cass won't stop talking and just skate, I'm just like:

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Part of me alway wanted to screw Nurse Ratched's brains out.

I know what you mean. I think that was part of her character.



The way she held the mic...
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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #441 on: February 18, 2013, 12:56:03 PM »
Has Shane O'Neil always popped his shit like that?

srsly. i would give up my legs to skate like that dude

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #442 on: February 18, 2013, 01:21:18 PM »
You can't hate on Shane. Dude is a freak.

I wonder if he ownes a t-shirt at all?   Imagine if in the next game he wears short shorts and a tank top.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #443 on: February 18, 2013, 06:08:33 PM »
It bums me out that this prick steez ortiz is a millionaire and brad cromer is(according to slap)still living with his parents

might be better for him

wes kremer lives with his parents and seems pretty stoked to me

anyway cromer has mad style.


FUCK!
I was honestly hoping for some kind of yoda/gandalf magic here on behalf of j cassanova

but going up against shane oneill is fucked up.


Ed's impossibles are like gonzs kickflips....

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #444 on: February 18, 2013, 06:24:29 PM »
He was burned really badly in a fire and had all his skin grafted from corpse scrotums.  Since corpse scrotums are the most delicate of skins, he must keep them covered a lot.  Wikipedia that shit.

Does that mean he smells like full body nasty ball sweat when he skates?

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #445 on: February 18, 2013, 10:44:55 PM »
Did anyone notice that Jereme said "I haven't missed a backside flip in a game of skate in one century" but neither of them did a backside flip...


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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #446 on: February 18, 2013, 10:56:39 PM »
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He was burned really badly in a fire and had all his skin grafted from corpse scrotums.  Since corpse scrotums are the most delica

te of skins, he must keep them covered a lot.  Wikipedia that shit.
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Does that mean he smells like full body nasty ball sweat when he skates?
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Yes, the clothes cover up the smell and the ZIGRAM labs are working on a Gold Bond and lyme combo.

Dude. You know your shit!!! Props.

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #447 on: February 18, 2013, 11:11:09 PM »

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #448 on: February 19, 2013, 12:43:56 AM »
Did anyone notice that Jereme said "I haven't missed a backside flip in a game of skate in one century" but neither of them did a backside flip...

yes! #rigged

seriously though; get rid of the stupid no no-comply rules, invite daewon, rodney, gou, vallely, jason adams, richie jackson and a non-injured creager to play and make it INTERESTING ffs

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Battle at the Berrics 6
« Reply #449 on: February 19, 2013, 12:47:37 AM »
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Did anyone notice that Jereme said "I haven't missed a backside flip in a game of skate in one century" but neither of them did a backside flip...
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yes! #rigged

seriously though; get rid of the stupid no no-comply rules, invite daewon, rodney, gou, vallely, jason adams, richie jackson and a non-injured creager to play and make it INTERESTING ffs

rodney would kick the shit out of everyone.
Vallely would be funny, always like that game against cole

I feel like pretty much everyone else you listed, their skating really shines on actual terrain, not flatground tricks