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Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« on: May 09, 2013, 06:14:30 PM »
Biebel would make a good basketball player, he can dunk 2 hands in the GIRL YEah Right
Brian Anderson could be a linebacker, he's massive and looks like not to be fucked with
Tolentino could compete in professional eating, he downed a 3 pound burrito on his instagram


Im sure I missed some obvious ones, but that's ok

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2013, 06:16:52 PM »
I remember hearing Mikey Taylor saying he used to play hockey. He's tall enough to be good at it.

I bet Daniel Castillo would make a sick Jockey in horse racing.

I bet Darrell Stanton could be a sick WR in the NFL.

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2013, 06:19:44 PM »
Heard somewhere Cole had an opportunity to be in the nfl or some shit before deciding on skating. Can't vouch for shit but I did hear it somewhere.
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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2013, 06:39:48 PM »
I'm sure an Antwuan Dixon TapOut shirt with the phrase "Wanna Catch My Fade?" would do good numbers. He would look so gnarly in the UFC with all the face tattoos, and his pre-fight promos would be the best.

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2013, 06:56:00 PM »


"chill out on the yo flips theo we only want whats best for you!"

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2013, 07:06:43 PM »
Since when is selling cars a sport? Timtim made the right choice

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2013, 07:34:00 PM »
I remember hearing Mikey Taylor saying he used to play hockey. He's tall enough to be good at it.

being tall = good at hockey?

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2013, 08:04:11 PM »
i think greg norman would excel at golf

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2013, 08:11:38 PM »
Eric Koston - Prob anything

Jordan Hoffard - Football

Brandon Beibel - Weights/And1 Basketball

Ernie Torres - Jockey

Mike V - Hockey/Backyard Wrestling/Poetry  ;)

Matt Bennett - Bong Olympics

Antwan - Getting shitfaced again and again....

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2013, 08:49:00 PM »
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I remember hearing Mikey Taylor saying he used to play hockey. He's tall enough to be good at it.
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being tall = good at hockey?

im sure you are asking a rhetorical question here but i have to laugh and say no because that was my immediate reaction... Hahahaha, no.

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2013, 08:55:45 PM »
Brian Anderson hot dog eating contest

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2013, 09:09:41 PM »
I suppose The Donger would be good at the age old sport of Porn Staring his Donger.. Just throwing that out there like a hotdog down a hallway

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2013, 09:25:01 PM »
Jimmy Carlin used to literally be a professional, I shit you not, professional jump-roper. In just about any interview the guy gets asked about it.

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2013, 09:28:36 PM »
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I remember hearing Mikey Taylor saying he used to play hockey. He's tall enough to be good at it.
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being tall = good at hockey everything?

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2013, 09:32:16 PM »
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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2013, 09:38:48 PM »
luan and soccer.  I could imagine ryan decenzo playing womens soft ball

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2013, 09:41:25 PM »
Mariano as a pro bowler

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2013, 09:56:55 PM »
Busenitz and tennis.

Jaws and kayaking

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2013, 10:26:20 PM »
Mc Clung bros at curling

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2013, 10:28:11 PM »
luan and soccer.  I could imagine ryan decenzo playing womens soft ball
Hahaha

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2013, 11:04:39 PM »
Justin Brock would be a good NASCAR driver.

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2013, 11:12:18 PM »
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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2013, 11:18:23 PM »
skateboarding is not a sport. it is playing with a toy.  that being said, i bet jerry hsu is good at legos.

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2013, 11:27:54 PM »
Nyah Huston surfing bruh
I skateboard, fuck da poleeeeece

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2013, 11:41:28 PM »
Ethan Bubblegum Tate - Captain of the Harlem Globetrotters, lecturer of Physics at Globetrotter University.
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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2013, 07:03:20 AM »
Lindsey Robertson at fishing

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2013, 01:40:07 PM »
weiger at ice dancing

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2013, 06:45:44 AM »
Westgate at high jump


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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2013, 07:47:33 AM »
I remember hearing Mikey Taylor saying he used to play hockey. He's tall enough to be good at it.

I bet Daniel Castillo would make a sick Jockey in horse racing.

I bet Darrell Stanton could be a sick WR in the NFL.

ahahaha, mikey is like 6'4, 100 lbs.
you definitely know your hockey, man.

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Re: Pro skaters that would excel in other sports
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2013, 09:13:34 AM »
Billy Marks - beer pong