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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #270 on: August 21, 2013, 08:35:20 PM »
why arent i sponsored yet?

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #271 on: August 21, 2013, 09:50:51 PM »
do girls really care about dick size?

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #272 on: August 22, 2013, 09:46:46 PM »
What's the most memorable experience you've had during a psychedelic experience? Any important lessons learned perhaps?

cmon, those kind of experiences relate to you individually, man. anyone who's tripped hard, knows that.
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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #273 on: August 23, 2013, 09:27:07 AM »
Which scene of Good Will Hunting were you jackin' it to?

"It's Not Your Fault" always gets me there.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #274 on: August 23, 2013, 09:28:30 AM »
i like the one about robin williams wife farting in her sleep

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #275 on: August 23, 2013, 10:33:20 PM »
If you could kill one famous person and get away with it, would it be Ben Affleck so he could never play Batman?

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #276 on: August 25, 2013, 07:09:03 PM »
you know when people deliberately let their phone ring a few times before answering to seem like they've got other shit going on? are you doing the same thing with these questions?

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #277 on: August 30, 2013, 04:26:10 PM »
Favorite thing to skate at HCS

Who's the cutest member of the Outlaw Collective?

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #278 on: August 31, 2013, 12:12:00 AM »
what's your favorite board size bigboi

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #279 on: August 31, 2013, 06:02:14 PM »
Whats does it feel like to know you have good genetic material?
I think they'll kill me eventually fuck it

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #280 on: August 31, 2013, 09:12:01 PM »
Do you yearn?
"...We got the nuclear worm over here..."

Never forget:
Rusty_Berrings, 360 frip, Yapple Dapple, Bubblegum Tate

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #281 on: September 01, 2013, 07:40:43 PM »
do girls really care about dick size?

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #282 on: September 02, 2013, 12:42:42 AM »
do abbreviations count in scrabble?

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #283 on: September 02, 2013, 09:12:31 AM »
So are we doing this thing or not ?

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #284 on: September 03, 2013, 04:33:50 PM »
will this ever happen?

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #285 on: September 04, 2013, 02:14:29 PM »
Yo.

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #286 on: September 04, 2013, 02:14:52 PM »
Sup.

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #287 on: September 05, 2013, 08:27:26 AM »
do you draw more inspiration from pros or peers?

sickest homies that dont get much shine?


Ed's impossibles are like gonzs kickflips....

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #288 on: September 06, 2013, 12:02:10 AM »
Thoughts on NEW BALANCE.

Also, What were you doing ten years ago today.

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #289 on: September 06, 2013, 08:27:46 PM »
do people make fun of your johnson?

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #290 on: September 06, 2013, 08:33:02 PM »
Is it true that those make-outs on KOTR were your first ever?
So Colllin have the same t-shirts, seven years by now, at least...

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #291 on: September 08, 2013, 12:33:51 PM »
do you still read your bible after you land tricks?
Scott Bourne is the poor man's Maya Angelou.

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #292 on: September 11, 2013, 12:08:39 AM »
if you could take any animal from a zoo what would you take?

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #293 on: September 11, 2013, 01:54:12 AM »
Have you pursued friendly relations with other Jake Johnsons?  If so, are you on a personal basis with any of them?  I'm sure you're aware of a few.  I know one in New Mexico.  And then there's the professional surfer.  And then the guy from Zooey Deschanel's new show on Fox. 

Do you feel that being bestowed with the name "Jake" had any influence on the direction of your life?  How do you think your life would be today if you were born as Chaz Bronson?  Or Toby Greenstorm? 

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #294 on: September 11, 2013, 08:44:48 PM »
would you rather be given a hoverboard, or a lifetime supply of your favorite food?

 ALso, DO you think penis size equates to one's fighting/talent in life? (I ask a lot of people this, because it really does sem like the dudes with the big ones are good at everything and small dick dudes just talk shit, and cant harness the power they will never be gifted with?
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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #295 on: September 12, 2013, 09:43:18 AM »
would you rather be given a hoverboard, or a lifetime supply of your favorite food?

 ALso, DO you think penis size equates to one's fighting/talent in life? (I ask a lot of people this, because it really does sem like the dudes with the big ones are good at everything and small dick dudes just talk shit, and cant harness the power they will never be gifted with?
not true, i have a big dick, but i suck at everything.

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #296 on: September 13, 2013, 11:56:14 AM »
Guess we are never gunna see this, huh?

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #297 on: September 13, 2013, 02:13:51 PM »
Guess we are never gunna see this, huh?

What do you expect from other skateboarding pot smokers... give it till spring 2014 it'll happen.

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #298 on: September 13, 2013, 03:30:41 PM »
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Guess we are never gunna see this, huh?
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What do you expect from other skateboarding pot smokers... give it till spring 2014 it'll happen.
I hear ya. These used to at least have a 8 week turn around.

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Re: Jake Johnson Pals Questions
« Reply #299 on: September 13, 2013, 08:21:50 PM »
Who's the most naturally gifted skater you've seen in person?

there is a tally somewhere in transworld or somthin where they ask pros and am's who the most "gifted" is out there.

nearly all of them said luan, chris cole, shane oneill, prod.

i think jake's right there with the top notch/ seriously technically gifted dudes who are evolving the shit outa this sport trick and style wise
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