Penis Restaurant

[pica]

would you guys eat there?
have a seat and enjoy your horse dick.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guo_Li_Zhuang

[Enrico Pallazzo]

I love the names of their dishes. "Dragon in the Flame of Desire" and "Phoenix Rising" both sound pretty wild. But with "Look for the Treasure in the Desert Sand", I think we all know that the treasure is a penis, right?

Short answer, yes. And I'd wash it down with some 3 Penis Wine.

[twitchflip]

I dunno man, restauranteurs these days seem to be gettin' pretty cocky  

[Hercules Rockefeller]

so basically its mcdonalds just that they dont lie to you about feeding you dicks.

maybe we could try to get a franchise over here in austria, pica? "franzis schwanzis" or sth?

[GAY]

This reminds me of what my gran-mammy used to say all of the time, regardless of the situation:

"You can dress a horse cock up with flowers, Chinese dragons and Fu-dogs, but in the end it's still a horse cock."

She was a wise woman in spite of the fact that she was slightly pan-faced.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

This reminds me of what my gran-mammy used to say all of the time, regardless of the situation:

"You can dress a horse cock up with flowers, Chinese dragons and Fu-dogs, but in the end it's still a horse cock."

She was a wise woman in spite of the fact that she was slightly pan-faced.

do you think that your grandma talking about cocks all the time influenced you somehow? i know that my grandmas love for strawberries influenced me a lot.

[GAY]

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This reminds me of what my gran-mammy used to say all of the time, regardless of the situation:

"You can dress a horse cock up with flowers, Chinese dragons and Fu-dogs, but in the end it's still a horse cock."

She was a wise woman in spite of the fact that she was slightly pan-faced.

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do you think that your grandma talking about cocks all the time influenced you somehow? i know that my grandmas love for strawberries influenced me a lot.

I wouldn't dare say no. She was obsessed with cock too. No one summed it up better than ol' gran-pappy:

"Gran-mammy craves cock like the desert needs the rain...like the winter needs the spring...that woman needs it." Then he'd smile, wink and say, "Much as I try to make that thirsty whore happy, one man could never have enough cock for that lady. That's why I have all yer uncles give her a good skull fucking each solstice."

Something went wrong though because although I'm gay, I'm an ass man...I got some wires crossed somewheres. Maybe, thanks to gran-mammy, I'd had my fill of cock by the time I hit 13.

Also, did your grandma shove strawberries up her anus?

[BuddyPal]

This a suss ass restaurant

[ROCKxADIO420]

yeah suss thats the word i was looking for

[Jackburton]

I remember someone said they got back form China and saw lion or tiger penis meds in pill form.  Also, here is something pretty funny.
http://www.fws.gov/lab/idnotes/TigerPenisIDN6.pdf

And i think I'm going to go throw up now.

[layzieyez]

I'd pay whatever they want if I could have whale cock on the menu.

[MuchasGracias]

Somewhere in the world a horse is getting mocked because he has no cock. Hey, that rhymed.

[childhood]

Stewed Deer face, peacock claws, and sheep fetus all sound kinda gnarlier even
I wonder how the snake genitals are served

[jack burton]

[Hercules Rockefeller]

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This reminds me of what my gran-mammy used to say all of the time, regardless of the situation:

"You can dress a horse cock up with flowers, Chinese dragons and Fu-dogs, but in the end it's still a horse cock."

She was a wise woman in spite of the fact that she was slightly pan-faced.

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do you think that your grandma talking about cocks all the time influenced you somehow? i know that my grandmas love for strawberries influenced me a lot.

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I wouldn't dare say no. She was obsessed with cock too. No one summed it up better than ol' gran-pappy:

"Gran-mammy craves cock like the desert needs the rain...like the winter needs the spring...that woman needs it." Then he'd smile, wink and say, "Much as I try to make that thirsty whore happy, one man could never have enough cock for that lady. That's why I have all yer uncles give her a good skull fucking each solstice."

Something went wrong though because although I'm gay, I'm an ass man...I got some wires crossed somewheres. Maybe, thanks to gran-mammy, I'd had my fill of cock by the time I hit 13.

Also, did your grandma shove strawberries up her anus?

ahahahaha.... nope, to this point i am still a strawberry virgin.

[vegan*shawn]

disgusting!! 

[Monty Burns]

I kind of think its abit weird concept for a restaurant , prob works though .  On the bigger picture its important to support nose to tail eating . Making sure to use every part of the animals we are killing for food , no waist .

Too many things getting thrown away in todays food industry .

[pica]

I kind of think its abit weird concept for a restaurant , prob works though .  On the bigger picture its important to support nose to tail eating . Making sure to use every part of the animals we are killing for food , no waist .

Too many things getting thrown away in todays food industry .

ground meat.

i don't think much of it gets thrown away.

[Monty Burns]

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I kind of think its abit weird concept for a restaurant , prob works though .  On the bigger picture its important to support nose to tail eating . Making sure to use every part of the animals we are killing for food , no waist .

Too many things getting thrown away in todays food industry .

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mincemeat.

thats a good thing , alot of people say that about hotdogs , theres no bad cuts of meat really , all things that can be used should be used .

[GarglesCmen]

I dunno man, restauranteurs these days seem to be gettin' pretty cocky  

Confucius say, "Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day"

[EricLogan]

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I kind of think its abit weird concept for a restaurant , prob works though .  On the bigger picture its important to support nose to tail eating . Making sure to use every part of the animals we are killing for food , no waist .

Too many things getting thrown away in todays food industry .

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mincemeat.

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thats a good thing , alot of people say that about hotdogs , theres no bad cuts of meat really , all things that can be used should be used .

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... there's still plenty of meat on that bone

[Tale Crab]

Making sure to use every part of the animals we are killing for food , no waist .

This made me laugh.

[brycickle]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure that the waist is in between the nose and the tail.

[Monty Burns]

buuu , I wont edit the spelling misstake cause its kind of funny , but Ive seen plenty of American dudes spell worse then me on here .

[brycickle]

Meh. I knew what you were saying. It just read funny.