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Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« on: October 20, 2013, 12:16:44 PM »

Is that a huf shirt?
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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2013, 12:23:53 PM »
Jake Johnson is way too intellectual to have a shoe sponsor.

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2013, 12:29:08 PM »
adam sandler? is he loose knit?
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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2013, 12:33:12 PM »
He also wears Polar shirts but doesn't ride for Polar. Don't look too closely into this.
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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2013, 12:48:49 PM »
Pretty sure this post was meant as sarcasm, but if not I'm fairly certain that that's an FTC sweatshirt (note that the F is too far left in comparison to Jake Johnson's face for the sweatshirt in question to be from the HUF brand, where F is the last letter and would be positioned further right on the sweatshirt)
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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2013, 01:26:15 PM »
You could never tell how drop dead gorgeous he is if that was the first pic you ever saw of him.
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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2013, 01:30:56 PM »
Pretty sure this post was meant as sarcasm, but if not I'm fairly certain that that's an FTC sweatshirt (note that the F is too far left in comparison to Jake Johnson's face for the sweatshirt in question to be from the HUF brand, where F is the last letter and would be positioned further right on the sweatshirt)

He shaved his fucking head?

Anyway, this is what I was gonna say too.. He wears FTC shirts all the time

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2013, 01:41:18 PM »
why does it matter what his shoe sponsor is?
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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2013, 02:12:55 PM »
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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2013, 02:39:08 PM »
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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2013, 04:48:48 PM »
I didn't even recognize him.

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2013, 04:51:59 PM »
It's a FTC shirt...

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2013, 04:55:44 PM »
Emerica needs to get him for Chapter Two


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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2013, 04:59:17 PM »
vibram toe shoes

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2013, 05:01:05 PM »
Adidas.....confirmed

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2013, 05:10:17 PM »
I don't think that's him. 
 

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2013, 05:57:08 PM »
He's gonna be on the new Sperry Topsider skate team that they're introducing in a few months. Jani Latiala is on too

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2013, 06:20:51 PM »
You guys aren't reading into this enough. You've got to read into this like you would a Stanely Kubrick film. He shaved his head. There is only one company that starts with S, and that is Supra.

Mystery solved.

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2013, 06:24:11 PM »
Es comeback please.
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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2013, 06:25:41 PM »
K-Swiss. Him and Lutzka have big things coming. Possibly a shoe in shops by 2016.

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2013, 06:28:31 PM »
this thread is terrible, find something better to do with your lives

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2013, 06:54:07 PM »
that rly does sound like something morty would say

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2013, 07:24:11 PM »
definitely saw jake sporting timbs a few months ago.

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2013, 09:22:15 PM »
this thread is terrible, find something better to do with your lives

like what!?!?!?!
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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2013, 09:46:57 PM »
You guys still aren't looking into this hard enough. Take a step back. What is this picture of? Where is the video camera pointed? It's pointed at us! This is clearly an artistic dissection of a dissecting culture. The use of social media coerces the exploration of celebrity, bringing some much needed humility to this pseudo sub culture. Look at the range of emotions on the faces, look at there reactions to our reaction. A Brain Farm. The only photographer is a part from the group. He represents the artist disappointed in the state of society. The moment isn't even worth a photo. You aren't even worth a photo.

Or are you?


 

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2013, 10:44:50 PM »
My gynecologist says he's on Savier.

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2013, 06:20:19 PM »
My gynecologist says he's on Savier.

My proctologist says he needs more fiber

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2013, 06:38:00 PM »
I heard from someone else that he's on cons. and the firm.





cons-firmed.

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Re: Let's make assumptions about Jake Johnson's shoe sponsor
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2013, 07:54:09 PM »
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My gynecologist says he's on Savier.
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My proctologist says he needs more fiber

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