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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #30 on: November 30, 2013, 01:58:24 PM »
Mark Suciu attempts caballerial hurricane pretzel, severs spine.

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2013, 02:05:46 PM »
I predict that everyone who gets flow and post on here will get shit on cause I already started calling reps and telling them to stop flowing Billy Davis and any one else that has a slap account. I win!

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2013, 03:18:26 PM »
Mark Suciu attempts caballerial hurricane pretzel, severs spine.



...gets surgery to remove upper body, his legs go back and make the trick.

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2013, 03:30:45 PM »
I still don't get laid

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2013, 04:07:32 PM »
More companies will make shaped boards
Welcome will get bigger
Small companies will keep expanding
P Rod will have a full line of skate gear and clothes at Target ala Shaun White
Vans video will be amazing
Fucking Awesome will either blow up or go under
early 90's fashion will make a return
shoes will get bulky and ugly again
ATV skaters will starting getting their due
more lines, ledge lines, skatepark footage
DIY spots will keep growing

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2013, 04:11:02 PM »
Ed Templeton come back part

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2013, 04:33:53 PM »
i start swag skateboards with kyle robinson as my only rider and every other board company is forced out of the market because its so popular and i become a millionaire and buy this message board

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2013, 04:37:10 PM »
Heavy Skateboards flourishes as all other companies are forced into recievership due to nation-wide bans on customers purchasing hard goods from local stores.

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2013, 04:38:33 PM »
I will be banned from my local shop
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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2013, 04:39:53 PM »
leonard kirk shanks cellie due to 'excessive flatulence'.

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2013, 08:18:10 PM »
Greco will leave wrangler for l.l. bean, move back to CT, and film a winter part in exclusively flannel lined pants.

Bobby worrest gets a shoe sponsor when es comes back.

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2013, 08:30:55 PM »
street league gets the half time slot at the NFL all star game.

lil wayne kickflips a 3 stair and puts out his second pro shoe

pops gets banned from instagram

l33tg33k gets laid
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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2013, 08:43:02 PM »
Supreme video with full iphone Pops part.

No plan b video, but all the footage is released for different companies, and then re-edited by someone on here to make what would have been the plan b video.

Continuing with the 90s revival, eS continues with the accel, and adds the SLB and SLB97 to the line.

Nike knows their target slap market and pushes Gino and AO to film heavily.



Accel is coming back, but only available in Japan.
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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2013, 08:49:32 PM »
Gary Rogers is assassinated by a butt-hurt pro.

 
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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2013, 08:53:15 PM »
SKATE 4

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #45 on: November 30, 2013, 08:56:15 PM »
Like Daewon said: if skateboarding is a ten story building, Rodney is on eleventh floor.

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #46 on: November 30, 2013, 09:27:46 PM »
Gino/Pops is seen holding a skateboard and a 20 page thread ensues
Tony Cervantes, Abdias Rivera, Kelly Hart still don't go pro
Fucking Awesome goes under

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #47 on: November 30, 2013, 09:37:29 PM »
Plan B goes under again
Ryan Sheckler takes the team and rebrands it as Guy skateboards



Pops on Welcome welfare
Nyjah ... still not SOTY
Nothing from Malto for awhile (not really a prediction, just more of a fact.)
Vans video kills
3D makes a promo and kills
AO makes a gay ass promo porno and kills
oh and 83money still screams for attention from SLAP and NO ONE GIVES A FUCK




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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #48 on: November 30, 2013, 09:54:35 PM »
I will continue to lurk Slap forum and tell myself that I'll quit tomorrow.

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #49 on: November 30, 2013, 10:04:55 PM »
I hopefully learn how to ollie

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #50 on: November 30, 2013, 10:27:35 PM »
1-3 big cyber terrorist attacks
Assassinations/ Riots
A few countries completely legalize weed
69 makes his/hers 5th account
SLAP gets hacked????
South Bank still stands

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #51 on: November 30, 2013, 10:28:01 PM »
new cardiel footage in the vans vid
high waters still in style
average board width will continue to get larger
more crazy internet vids that will be lost in the ether
another ~400~ small board movements will be started and go nowhere

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #52 on: December 01, 2013, 06:18:05 AM »
Japan only Supreme/eS Accel collab.
More dudes dressing like 1950's prisoners/Marlon Brando.
Jason Dill's arm is still in a cast.
Prods company refuses to employ any form of art direction, ever. 

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #53 on: December 01, 2013, 06:33:29 AM »
It would be funny is P-rod just kept putting out "Limited Edition" decks and that was his idea for a company

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #54 on: December 01, 2013, 07:40:22 AM »
Skate 4 will be announced for Xbox One / Playstation 4 (pleaaaaaaaaaaaase)

The PlanB Video will not come out, but Shecks and Torey will be stilllike "yeah, we are working on it and it will be released by the end of summer 2014"

Alex Oslon will loose all of his spnsonrs.

Nyjah wins another SL-Event and gets another 9-Club, Nyjah will release another mindblowing part in November 2014, November 2015 and November 2016, somehow he avoids srly injuries.

GT will still be riding for the workshop

Selfish and Wennings company will go out of business, Rogers and Kyle on this new Prod thing

Bastien remains sponsorsless and gets the boot out of SL.

BATB will start with another new, but not interesting concept, finalts will be pj, prod, mo (who is sill hurt) and nugget.

Reynolds will be still droppin some hammers.
 




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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #55 on: December 01, 2013, 08:05:51 AM »
team handsome breaks up

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #56 on: December 01, 2013, 08:52:54 AM »
The Boardr blows up and kills Street League and The Xgames.

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #57 on: December 01, 2013, 08:59:19 AM »

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Same trick twice in a row in lines on some avant-garde shit.
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Heralding Mike York as the visionary leader of said revolution.

( at 1:02 )



I love that york edit but im sorry to say Dan Zvereff was ahead of the game on this one 2:03


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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #58 on: December 01, 2013, 11:47:03 AM »
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Same trick twice in a row in lines on some avant-garde shit.
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Heralding Mike York as the visionary leader of said revolution.

( at 1:02 )


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I love that york edit but im sorry to say Dan Zvereff was ahead of the game on this one 2:03



dis da bes 1 (:22)
 

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #59 on: December 01, 2013, 12:28:30 PM »
1. More diversity in Board Shapes and not just Welcome-like shapes, Popsicle shapes will have more diversity as well
2. More diversity in sizes between 8" and 8.6" and only 7.75" will be the size below 8" by most companies
3. More super-hare flat-spot distinction wheels being made
4. Less Videos from big companies and more small videos made by crews of skater rather that companies or shops
5. Nike shoes become unpopular and Converse becomes the most popular shoe company
6. Skate scenes become more polarized in some doing it as a sport and others as an art
7. Pressure flips become a more "legit" trick
8. Skaters become more versatile and less of a distinction between a handrail pro, tech pro, tranny pro
9. More Wallies in parts
10. More companies will screen print decks