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Weirdest pros
« on: December 24, 2013, 06:44:31 PM »
Westgate doesn't listen to music or watch Internet porn.

Reynolds taps shit three times then frontside flips it.

Berra prays to xenu.

People are strange: but it feels good to know who else is nuts so while I'm
Not listening to music and tapping on shit while praying to xenu, I don't feel so bad.
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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2013, 07:03:11 PM »
This sounds like it's going to lead into some Buzzfeed top ten shit.

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2013, 07:04:43 PM »
Neil Blender

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2013, 07:21:45 PM »
Neil Blender

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"I'm a big tea drinker."

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2013, 07:38:16 PM »
matt bennett
shane oneill
forrest edwards
neen williams

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2013, 07:46:50 PM »
matt bennett
shane oneill
forrest edwards
neen williams
explain?


abdias rivera didn't say anything, literally anything, to anybody when I was at a party he was at



Him ah fall off building an bumboclot him legs

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2013, 08:11:52 PM »
Neil Blender

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And moving on.

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2013, 09:13:11 PM »
Gonz

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2013, 09:39:04 PM »
greco is still emulating his idols like a confused teenager

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2013, 09:45:03 PM »
"I'm regular, but I identify as switch backside."

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2013, 09:56:10 PM »


i love this video so much. And to take part in the thread: Marius

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2013, 09:56:21 PM »
Heath, his weirdness makes him pretty awesome

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2013, 10:00:44 PM »
Heath, his weirdness makes him pretty awesome
I wouldn't say that Heath is weird... He's more to himself, I believe. At least, that's from what I've seen and heard. What makes you think he's weird?

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2013, 10:03:42 PM »
Jimmy Carlin but I guess being a kooky attention whore isn't all too weird these days

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2013, 10:14:08 PM »
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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2013, 10:18:08 PM »
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matt bennett
shane oneill
forrest edwards
neen williams
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explain?


abdias rivera didn't say anything, literally anything, to anybody when I was at a party he was at
Sounds like me.
greco is still emulating his idols like a confused teenager
I love you.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2013, 11:05:57 PM »
Richie Jackson


"chill out on the yo flips theo we only want whats best for you!"

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2013, 11:07:10 PM »
John Motta
Following narcissists on instagram in order to decry their narcissism seems like one of those philosophical quandaries you shouldn't do.

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2013, 11:15:57 PM »
Ryan Reyes vehemently hates silverware, likes pop music, invented the railie, and wallrode a handrail, and has a nice ass. I back him 100%.

Honestly I think all the christian skaters are pretty weird, hat god, etc. If there was a god, I would hope he wouldn't be so petty to make you fall on a switch flip back smith at Street League.

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2013, 11:20:53 PM »
Ryan Reyes vehemently hates silverware, likes pop music, invented the railie, and wallrode a handrail, and has a nice ass. I back him 100%.

Honestly I think all the christian skaters are pretty weird, hat god, etc. If there was a god, I would hope he wouldn't be so petty to make you fall on a switch flip back smith at Street League.

Ha it's so fucking stupid when pros thank "god"when they win shit. Like yea ok p.rod there's millions of people suffering in agony worldwide but I'm sure god really cares about you landing a switch tre at street league.
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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2013, 12:15:43 AM »
Honestly, Chris cole is a really fucking weird guy.

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2013, 12:36:33 AM »
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Ryan Reyes vehemently hates silverware, likes pop music, invented the railie, and wallrode a handrail, and has a nice ass. I back him 100%.

Honestly I think all the christian skaters are pretty weird, hat god, etc. If there was a god, I would hope he wouldn't be so petty to make you fall on a switch flip back smith at Street League.
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Ha it's so fucking stupid when pros thank "god"when they win shit. Like yea ok p.rod there's millions of people suffering in agony worldwide but I'm sure god really cares about you landing a switch tee at street league.
He said in an interview that he gets super nervous during the contest, he is a man of faith, praying calms him down. He is not super religious either, just needs something to believe in.

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2013, 01:22:14 AM »
john rob moore can't go to sleep

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2013, 02:11:03 AM »


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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2013, 03:08:15 AM »



Man,  that handrail looks kind of banked to me. Does this count?
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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2013, 03:16:14 AM »
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matt bennett
shane oneill
forrest edwards
neen williams
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explain?


abdias rivera didn't say anything, literally anything, to anybody when I was at a party he was at
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Sounds like me.

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2013, 04:03:46 AM »
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Man,  that handrail looks kind of banked to me. Does this count?

It's not, so yes.

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2013, 05:03:22 AM »
Forrest Edwards for being socially crippled.

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2013, 06:05:42 AM »
Jedi train racer is apparently sponsored so that guy?

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Re: Weirdest pros
« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2013, 10:42:05 AM »
Nyjah may seem normal, but there is something evil brewing inside. The abused child star will always go the way of Linsday Lohan/Michael Jackson.

Dill was kind of a child star, I guess.