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The Roast of Steve Berra
« on: January 04, 2014, 12:24:04 PM »
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2014, 12:50:06 PM »
Scientology...
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2014, 03:27:43 PM »
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2014, 03:29:33 PM »
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2014, 04:13:48 PM »
hey berra

knock knock

whos there

scientology

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2014, 05:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Tracer on January 04, 2014, 04:13:48 PM
hey berra

knock knock

whos there

scientology












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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2014, 05:45:45 PM »
a steve berra walks backwards into a street and says "i am down but i am not out"
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2014, 05:47:23 PM »
Hey Steve,
can I Berra your dead body along a reservoir?
I tried to resist but couldn't Berra moment more!
« Last Edit: January 04, 2014, 05:51:25 PM by Laban Fetus »
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2014, 06:16:24 PM »


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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2014, 06:58:07 PM »
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2014, 07:13:47 PM »
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2014, 07:28:03 PM »
Quote from: ROCKxADIO420 on January 04, 2014, 05:45:45 PM
a steve berra walks backwards into a street and says "i am down but i am not out"

Dude...
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2014, 08:47:10 PM »
a steve berra walks into a bar, bartender asks why the fuckface?


a steve berra walks into a (unskated) (flat)bar. "ouch."
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2014, 08:52:29 PM »
Man you're having a bad week.
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2014, 08:55:31 PM »
lol yea my berra material not too fresh
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2014, 09:16:04 PM »
just gonna leave this here
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2014, 10:08:13 PM »
Whats the worst part about telling your parents you roller blade?





Telling them your Berra
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2014, 10:14:28 PM »
wow lots of zingers in this thread
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2014, 10:29:44 PM »
Quote from: PsychOut on January 04, 2014, 09:16:04 PM
just gonna leave this here


I took one for the team and watched it. Holy fuck, I know berra was an ego maniac but this video solidifies the fact that berra really is in love with himself. Seriously difficult to make it thru that whole vid. Also, he's been sober his whole life and he's a scientologist? That means he's got some serious issues. I could understand if he had gone on a 5 year coke binge and during an overdose he thought he saw XENU or some shit, but no.
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2014, 11:48:24 PM »
Quote from: PsychOut on January 04, 2014, 09:16:04 PM
just gonna leave this here


Seemed to be a pretty honest summation of why he doesn't drink/do drugs...especially in the context of the organization it's tied to. 
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2014, 11:53:01 PM »
I would Berra my dick so far inside your ass, whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2014, 11:59:52 PM »
"party monster"

"still relevant"
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2014, 12:59:47 AM »
I like to think I write my comedy in a Seinfeld-esque fashion.


Hey Berra, your marriage failed along with your acting career.

Hey Berra, giving you access to instagram is like the Al Qaeda getting access to a nuclear weapons.

Hey Berra, your written posts on the berrics read like someone who has failed at a bunch of shit and is currently failing at being a motivational speaker.

Hey Berra, you have skin diseases and seem to be on the verge of a mental breakdown at any moment. Hopefully this coming moment.

Hey Berra, I see all the pros wearing Thrasher shit, how come none of them wear any berrics branded shit? Ethan Loy doesn't count.

Hey Berra, your religion doesn't give a shit about you and only sees you as a dollar sign. Which is pretty funny to me.

**baboomtish**

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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2014, 01:10:14 AM »
Quote from: George Hanson on January 05, 2014, 12:59:47 AM
I like to think I write my comedy in a Seinfeld-esque fashion.


Hey Berra, your marriage failed along with your acting career.

Hey Berra, giving you access to instagram is like the Al Qaeda getting access to a nuclear weapons.

Hey Berra, your written posts on the berrics read like someone who has failed at a bunch of shit and is currently failing at being a motivational speaker.

Hey Berra, you have skin diseases and seem to be on the verge of a mental breakdown at any moment. Hopefully this coming moment.

Hey Berra, I see all the pros wearing Thrasher shit, how come none of them wear any berrics branded shit? Ethan Loy doesn't count.

Hey Berra, your religion doesn't give a shit about you and only sees you as a dollar sign. Which is pretty funny to me.

**baboomtish**


So far so good, but who would be the supporting cast? Can you develop this a little more? Flesh it out a bit then we can workshop it before casting.
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2014, 02:21:58 AM »
he hooked up with juliette lewis while she was filming "the other sister". she was a method actress at the time.
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2014, 02:28:50 AM »
Quote from: wallieD on January 05, 2014, 02:21:58 AM
he hooked up with juliette lewis while she was filming "the other sister". she was a method actress at the time.
She was also raised by scientologist parents. She's probably mad as a box of frogs but still, would...I think.
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2014, 06:23:00 AM »
OH LOOK A BUNCH OF E WIGGAS WHO CANT SKATE MAKING FUN OF STEVE.
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2014, 06:37:05 AM »
Quote from: modernmachine on January 05, 2014, 06:23:00 AM
OH LOOK A BUNCH OF E WIGGAS WHO CANT SKATE MAKING FUN OF STEVE.
Listen Steve, you're a fucking kook. That is all.
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2014, 06:49:23 AM »
hating on berra is just plain stupid. he can't help it that he can't put out any parts any more. somebody stole those yellow rails out of his car.
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Re: The Roast of Steve Berra
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2014, 06:57:28 AM »
Quote from: PsychOut on January 04, 2014, 09:16:04 PM
just gonna leave this here


This comment probably hurt his feelings:

"I don't even really want to start taking heroin, but if it means distancing myself far away from steve berra then i guess it's worth it"
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