This thread is like a roller coaster of emotion. When I saw that pornfail gif I laughed, instantly went to pornfail.com for more hijinx, and was immediately disappointed when it turned into an asian merchandise site after two seconds. Then, dildokart 64 comes along and brings me right back into laughing ecstasy with a perfect balance of an absurd sexual fetish accompanied by a soundtrack that's funny to listen to even during the most intense of Mario Kart battles.
Fuck worrying (about who owns) ashphalt yacht club, I'm gonna go play some Mario Kart.