i used to have this friend named clayton but i couldn't remember that so i called him 'coblin' or 'the cobbler'. he used to take a power tool and make his boards skinnier than regulation. then he'd bail triple heelflips for an hour even though he had 5-0s before the rest of us and for that period of time [mid-late 90s] he had decent pop.
he always held a grudge that i stole his gf once but it just happened. he ended up w/ a fat girl who resembled danny devito who'm we referred to as 'the penguin'. he and the penguin lived together for a number of yrs til he overdosed on oxycontin.
light boards kill!