CONS team - new additions.

[yungthug]

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I believe Pontus is technically only on the Euro team.  Which is a travesty.

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yup, same situation as when he was on emerica. bums me out no end.

Didn't he quit Emerica because of a situation like this?

[Swithflip]

Dobstaff was on Osiris and Darkstar, worst brands ever. That bs blunt on rail in Trasworld video was Nyjah level.

[SHARPSHOOTER]

aaron is on huf? and the reason jake is on cons is because pontus convinced him. #fuckpolar

Yuck Jake Johnson should be on Huf. That's my 2 cents.

[Watson]

Hey guys, I haven't bothered to read any of the previous pages, but why would they put someone like Sean Pablo officially on the team but not Aaron Herrington or Pontus?

Also isn't this the same sort of thing Pontus left Emerica over?

[4wheels]

i bet cons if paying him way more than emerica.

[paraquat]

on rail

[SHARPSHOOTER]

Hey guys, I haven't bothered to read any of the previous pages, but why would they put someone like Sean Pablo officially on the team but not Aaron Herrington or Pontus?

Also isn't this the same sort of thing Pontus left Emerica over?

Sean Pablo and the FA kids, contributed heavily to a video that's selling for like $200 on eBay. So I guess that counts for something.

[hufs calve muscles]

Who would you rather fuck

Emma Watson or Scarlett Johansson?

[sufodiv]

Who would you rather fuck

Emma Watson or Scarlett Johansson?

emma watson for sure

[Bill]

Pontus Alv is a Bavarian finger food  not a Scandinavian appetizer

[White Owl]

emma watson for sure

[max power]

Sean Pablo and the FA kids, contributed heavily to a video that's selling for like $200 on eBay. So I guess that counts for something.

hahahahahahahaah

[Hipster Runoff]

Hey guys, I haven't bothered to read any of the previous pages, but why would they put someone like Sean Pablo officially on the team but not Aaron Herrington or Pontus?

sean pablo has a tumblr he updates regularly where he can showcase his 'art', espouse his 'opinions' & showcase his 'taste'
he has 'h8rz' & 'l0vrz'
he gets regrams from relevant instagram accounts
he gets blogged about by relevant internet personalities
he has social media that he updates 'on the regs'
he gets photos/coverage from people desperate to be associated with supreme
he hangs out with the right people
he is part of look books for supreme, one of the most popular companies in skateboarding
he has MULTIPLE fuckyeah_______.tumblr.com 's
he was in the most buzzed about video of 2k14 and exclusively wore cons
hes on one of the most buzzed about companies of 2k13-2k14
on slap he has a 9 page thread that has been Read 19441 times
there are slap accounts based on his name

sean pablo is on converse because the internet centric buzz machine has an easy piece of meat to constantly reblog which converse sees as free advertising
sean pablo is on converse because hes a great brand advocate. he doesn't have to evangelize the product by talking, the social media does that for him

if i do a simple hashtag search there are twice as many #seanpablo photos as #aaronherrington photos which are twice as many opportunities for converses to be seen.

aaron herrington is social media challenged. he doesn't 'get' the internet and in todays sk8world this is a huge detriment.

question: if you did a no comply and nobody blogged it, did it rlly happen?
answer: no it didn't

there is no context to your career without tenured skaters/blogs showing how much they back him. you must achieve buzz to be considered good. sage and sean pablo have buzz. aaron herrington doesn't. if you skated and theres no footy, you didn't skate. sean pablo is a master of self promotion and getting his 'art' to as many people as possible. have you ever read his tumblr? there are kids on there who have visceral reactions to things he says and does positive & negative.

put simply, people care about what sean pablo does. hes a fledgling internet personality.

how could you possibly pass up on putting him on your program?

[hufs calve muscles]

Who ARE you!?!?

Multiple truth bombs were dropped in that post.

[Watson]

You guys, jeez. I wasn't serious. OMG.

[weaselhead]

question: if you did a no comply and nobody blogged it, did it rlly happen?
answer: no it didn't

You kill it, Hipster Runoff

Also

[greenmilktea]

that post was incredible

[Bill]

I'm Losing sleep over here wondering why Pontus Alv wasn't featured on the new Introduction to the Cons Team Poster ?!?!?


& don't even bring up Sean Pablo's name


I'm going to drink some Chamomile Tea, Put on my Snuggy & gonna try to get some Sleep.....I've been tossing & turning over this 

Ohhh Lord please help

Whhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.............ahhhhhhhhhh

[Theme For A Jackal]

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Who would you rather fuck

Emma Watson or Scarlett Johansson?

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emma watson for sure

I'm much more attracted to Emma Watson but she's awful thin and Scarlett has curves and seems like she'd know her way around a dick more than Emma.

[MeanestCleanestPenis]

It is a bummer Sean stopped posting here....

[shit_for_brains]

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Who would you rather fuck

Emma Watson or Scarlett Johansson?

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emma watson for sure

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I'm much more attracted to Emma Watson but she's awful thin and Scarlett has curves and seems like she'd know her way around a dick more than Emma.

[wallieD]

[yungthug]

Converse has never really done anything for me. Their products, direction, content (with the exception of PTT [which came out years ago]), team, all of it just seems like they are trying to be a low-key Nike. Very meh.

[hufs calve muscles]

I'd rather look down and see Cons or Vans than Nike, Adidas or god forbid DC.

[doublesteveburger]

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on rail

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hahahahahahahahaha

[macgruber]

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Who would you rather fuck

Emma Watson or Scarlett Johansson?

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emma watson for sure

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I'm much more attracted to Emma Watson but she's awful thin and Scarlett has curves and seems like she'd know her way around a dick more than Emma.

Maybe it's just her being younger and british but I imagine Emma would be a bit coy and possibly a little vanilla in bed, whereas even if by some godless chance that Scarjo is bad in bed, at least I can imagine her with that trashy jersey accent from Don Jon and let my mind handle the rest. That being said, either one would be a great treat for me.

[SodaJerk]

I can't believe people find Emma Watson sexy. I think she's about as sexy as diarrhoea. Scarlet is god damned gorgeous.

[The Ghost of Lenny Kirk]

[ill_Murray]

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question: if you did a no comply and nobody blogged it, did it rlly happen?
answer: no it didn't

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You kill it, Hipster Runoff

Also

Gold.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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Hey guys, I haven't bothered to read any of the previous pages, but why would they put someone like Sean Pablo officially on the team but not Aaron Herrington or Pontus?

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sean pablo has a tumblr he updates regularly where he can showcase his 'art', espouse his 'opinions' & showcase his 'taste'
he has 'h8rz' & 'l0vrz'
he gets regrams from relevant instagram accounts
he gets blogged about by relevant internet personalities
he has social media that he updates 'on the regs'
he gets photos/coverage from people desperate to be associated with supreme
he hangs out with the right people
he is part of look books for supreme, one of the most popular companies in skateboarding
he has MULTIPLE fuckyeah_______.tumblr.com 's
he was in the most buzzed about video of 2k14 and exclusively wore cons
hes on one of the most buzzed about companies of 2k13-2k14
on slap he has a 9 page thread that has been Read 19441 times
there are slap accounts based on his name

sean pablo is on converse because the internet centric buzz machine has an easy piece of meat to constantly reblog which converse sees as free advertising
sean pablo is on converse because hes a great brand advocate. he doesn't have to evangelize the product by talking, the social media does that for him

if i do a simple hashtag search there are twice as many #seanpablo photos as #aaronherrington photos which are twice as many opportunities for converses to be seen.

aaron herrington is social media challenged. he doesn't 'get' the internet and in todays sk8world this is a huge detriment.

question: if you did a no comply and nobody blogged it, did it rlly happen?
answer: no it didn't

there is no context to your career without tenured skaters/blogs showing how much they back him. you must achieve buzz to be considered good. sage and sean pablo have buzz. aaron herrington doesn't. if you skated and theres no footy, you didn't skate. sean pablo is a master of self promotion and getting his 'art' to as many people as possible. have you ever read his tumblr? there are kids on there who have visceral reactions to things he says and does positive & negative.

put simply, people care about what sean pablo does. hes a fledgling internet personality.

how could you possibly pass up on putting him on your program?

Oh I get it. He's the Paris Hilton of skateboarding. No wonder everybody hates him. I'm sure the kooks eat him up though.