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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1050 on: June 26, 2015, 08:28:29 PM »
well...at least tom asta didnt bomb as bad as kyle mooney.

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1051 on: June 26, 2015, 08:29:06 PM »
This is the most cringe-inducing thing I've ever seen. And yet I'm still watching. I hate myself.


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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1052 on: June 26, 2015, 08:29:35 PM »
koston needs to sign up for a comedy open mike and get all his unfunny out at once.

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1053 on: June 26, 2015, 08:34:18 PM »
Shane shaking his robot head like, get the fuck outta here with that.
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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1054 on: June 26, 2015, 08:36:19 PM »
Funny as shit, Berra is judging and says " I don't let shit slide". Tell that to Luan you fuck

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1055 on: June 26, 2015, 08:38:13 PM »
hahahahahah berra fucking kooked himself

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1056 on: June 26, 2015, 08:40:34 PM »
Got home just in time to watch the last game. What a massive disappointment.
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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1057 on: June 26, 2015, 08:40:49 PM »
hardflip bs 180 seemed to be a go to trick this season



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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1058 on: June 26, 2015, 08:41:34 PM »
berra owes nike some $$$$$ for fucking up a rigged game.  even xenu must be bummed.

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1059 on: June 26, 2015, 08:43:46 PM »
That final was a waste of my time.
Fuck Sewa, looks like such a smug bastard.

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1060 on: June 26, 2015, 08:43:54 PM »
wow that was unbelievably terrible.  cant even think of a devils advocate angle
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1061 on: June 26, 2015, 08:44:03 PM »
koston and berra turned into funeral faces immediately.  what a fucking joke.  I can't believe I watched that.  congrats sewa.

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1062 on: June 26, 2015, 08:46:59 PM »
every game was a skunking and steve embarassed himself on new levels i never thought possible. that was literally the worst way I've ever spent two hours.

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1063 on: June 26, 2015, 08:47:33 PM »
This is the most cringe-inducing thing I've ever seen. And yet I'm still watching. I hate myself.

God damn! like 5 separate parts were painful to watch. Kyle Mooney was the only smidgen of real humor. LETS PLAY SKATEBOARDS!

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1064 on: June 26, 2015, 08:50:56 PM »
how can they keep doing these after that
it's okay to hate but you need to apply all hate evenly and fairly.

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1065 on: June 26, 2015, 08:55:32 PM »
Here's a better format:

- Cut out any skits
- Just have the games back to back.
- Save everyone two hours of cringe.


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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1066 on: June 26, 2015, 08:58:36 PM »
kyle mooney was funny but he bombed really bad, the crowd didnt get him at all. it was worth seeing shane beat cody but shit what an unmemorable finals.

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1067 on: June 26, 2015, 09:05:14 PM »
Was I seeing shit or was that the Youtube prankster Vitaly that kissed Sewa on the cheek?
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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1068 on: June 26, 2015, 09:10:38 PM »
The whole Carlos ref and Berra's jabs were so embarrassing. In the background when Carlos allowed Shane's trick you can see Berra just staring at him so fucking intense. Then all the comments Berra made once he was announced as the ref that he doesn't let shit slide. It was so great to see him put in his place once Shane landed that sketchy f/s 360 kickflip and was pressured into letting it count.
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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1069 on: June 26, 2015, 09:24:47 PM »
Someone should have spammed haroshi to make the trophy a hand holding a jumbo size Phillips screwdriver

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1070 on: June 26, 2015, 11:03:46 PM »
what type of drug does berra use ? just to be sure not to take the same

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1071 on: June 26, 2015, 11:41:49 PM »
The moment Tom Asta lost I just went straight to the bar up the street to meet up with my friends.  So I guess Sewa won right??  And if I am not mistaking it was probably the worst BATB finals ever??


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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1072 on: June 26, 2015, 11:52:28 PM »
what type of drug does berra use ? just to be sure not to take the same

i think the problem is he doesn't do any so you should do everything

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1073 on: June 27, 2015, 12:11:33 AM »
haha, weed and beer are just what i need
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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1074 on: June 27, 2015, 02:04:16 AM »
The whole Carlos ref and Berra's jabs were so embarrassing. In the background when Carlos allowed Shane's trick you can see Berra just staring at him so fucking intense. Then all the comments Berra made once he was announced as the ref that he doesn't let shit slide. It was so great to see him put in his place once Shane landed that sketchy f/s 360 kickflip and was pressured into letting it count.

that was SO embarassing..after that unnecessary speech about being a harsh ref he let that z-list celebrity who didnt know skateboarding talk him into letting frontside flip turn around 8 minutes later slide (he said he didnt let anything slide)...that and that rules speech after acknowleding everyone hates the pointless reading of the rules brought him to a new level of awfulness.

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1075 on: June 27, 2015, 03:04:59 AM »
I'm glad the money goes to a euro-guy instead of Berra's/ Kostons preference.

Sewa's down to earth, consistent, stylish and he deserved it. Shane's rich so he'll get over it.
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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1076 on: June 27, 2015, 04:05:38 AM »
You guys still watch this stuff?

I think of it as the NBA playoffs. There is no point turning it on until the last 15-30 secs of the last game. The entire season is a waste until
that last meaningful minute!

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1077 on: June 27, 2015, 05:06:11 AM »
that was as exciting as watching golf, the edited ones are actually entertaining for the most part but live is pretty damn terrible. So how much longer do you think theyre gonna do these? For the most part it's turning into Mens tennis or a grand prix race, it's so much about the ro sham bo and having specialized niche' tricks that generally whoever goes first has a pretty god shot at winning the game. I realy see it getting to the point where thats all it is, win the rock papaer scissors and then do a bunch of super weird double 540 flips and thats game.

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1078 on: June 27, 2015, 05:27:53 AM »
Was rooting for Asta the whole time, but out of Shane and Sewa I'm glad the latter took it. Berra must've wanted that Nike bribe bad. Sewa landed a hardflip and tic tac'd a bit and he had to redo the trick before someone told Berra Shane already landed it anyways, but when Shane lands his Fs flip 360 with the latest rotation ever it somehow counts? Get the fuck outta here with that shit. I'm glad Sewa won over the Nike SB/Berrics golden ticket.

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Re: BATB 8
« Reply #1079 on: June 27, 2015, 05:42:17 AM »
That was weird. That Shane fs flip 360 was a joke, Sewa got robbed and won. Great!!