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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #30 on: January 01, 2015, 12:52:20 PM »
get a job

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2015, 03:23:14 PM »
I think I'm a porn addict, gotta deal with that


Porn helps the economy big time, dont feel bad.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #32 on: January 01, 2015, 03:30:47 PM »
travel

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #33 on: January 01, 2015, 03:52:30 PM »
I need to figure out why my asshole itches constantly.

In all seriousness, that could be a dietary issue. Monitor your gluten intake.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #34 on: January 01, 2015, 04:44:46 PM »
Hop back on a skateboard, and lose some of this fat. Getting in shape would be great too

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2015, 04:51:05 PM »
i haven't had a cigarette or a beer yet today. not on purpose, just too hungover. funny how that works.

ideally i'd like to budget better, save more, eat out less, drink WAY less, skate more, eat better, and clean my house more.

realistically i will do none of this (again).

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2015, 05:02:00 PM »
For reals, I'd like to have the sex intercourse at a female woman. I want to at least get a kiss this year. Maybe even some tongue.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #37 on: January 01, 2015, 05:03:41 PM »
For reals, I'd like to have the sex intercourse at a female woman. I want to at least get a kiss this year. Maybe even some tongue.
forget flow, go pro.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #38 on: January 01, 2015, 07:42:28 PM »
do my best on here to not bum out The Vern


Other than that;
-learn how to cook all those bomb foods i spend 20% of my income on. (pho, sushi, tom ka, pizza, etc)
-lay some renegade crete somewhere close to my house
-keep the old lady smiling more often
-everyone else's alreadies (less porn, less booze, less fat having, mo' jogging)
We need Malto to release the pic of Biebel drunk in an elevator with his wiener hanging out.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #39 on: January 03, 2015, 06:35:16 PM »
One more resolution for me- distancing myself from social media. I already deleted my instagram.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #40 on: January 03, 2015, 06:47:42 PM »
hit up roswell and cedar point
make another photo zine
more beer

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #41 on: January 04, 2015, 03:03:26 PM »
me too..

also do good in school, get a couple of more tattoos and to cook some fucking quality food once in a while...

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #42 on: January 16, 2015, 07:02:44 PM »
Make a black metal album, kiss a dad, switch firecracker the 8, make a universe, skate with GAY, learn the guitar, box an old man, make a math rock album, acquire an Oregon driver's license, don't let Tom's pee-pee in my butt, catch the last bus home, PJ Ladd flip, find a new place to live, use the woodshop, get my Tony Hawk games back, bodyslam Dave, find an acceptable summer job, follow through on at least 3 movie suggestions, 50-50 the hubba, continue dodging monogamy, see a live wrestling show, buy an independent skate DVD, propose a radical thesis successfully, ollie the goddamn pyramid already, make a drawing for Thomas, befriend a fox, sell my ex's rollerblades, get my vacuum back, sell the magazine collection, blunt transfer, send something to Jai and Takeshi, learn ceramics, cuddle with Joshua, read Finnegans Wake

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2015, 06:47:41 PM »
I need to figure out why my asshole itches constantly.
Turns out this was just a case of "mild anal itch"!!! One of the 6 common conditions treatable by Cortizone-10 Plus topical ointment. Year complete, boys. Year complete.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #44 on: February 24, 2015, 09:07:12 PM »
Anusol....

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #45 on: February 24, 2015, 11:36:35 PM »
grind trucks to the axle
That's a great goal.

Edit: I need to get my passport this year. That's my resolution.
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