Author Topic: hockey promo (Read 30120 times)

Young Satchel · « **Reply #150 on:** April 17, 2015, 06:33:13 AM »

This was fucking phenomenal. The product isn't half bad either. Im fucking with it.

Still Tippin · « **Reply #151 on:** April 17, 2015, 08:20:09 AM »

i don't get why there's such a confusion about the desk deck. when i saw it, all i thought was "hey, cool team model." it's a literal team model. dono and john are the team.

Brown Thunder · « **Reply #152 on:** April 17, 2015, 08:24:04 AM »

wouldve been better if the desk board was embossed with the carvings in the wood

GAY · « **Reply #153 on:** April 17, 2015, 10:05:53 AM »

Quote from: jeremyrandall on April 16, 2015, 05:43:34 PM

Super impressed with the footage in this promo. I really like both of these guys.

But like someone else mentioned, a company named Hockey will never get me to buy anything from them. In Canada, hockey jocks are the worst form of meat head, and I want no association with them whatsoever. Oddly enough I could see this brand selling really well in Canada among the exact same demographic who eats up all the RDS shit - Hockey Jocks and Rig Pigs. It's too bad because I'd be happy to buy a board with John Fitz's name on it, but I ain't buying no Hockey shit.

Rig pigs? You mean dudes who like to get fucked all day and all night while shooting up crystal meth?

oyolar · « **Reply #154 on:** April 17, 2015, 10:06:02 AM »

Quote from: jeremyrandall on April 16, 2015, 05:43:34 PM

But like someone else mentioned, a company named Hockey will never get me to buy anything from them. �In Canada, hockey jocks are the worst form of meat head, and I want no association with them whatsoever. �Oddly enough I could see this brand selling really well in Canada among the exact same demographic who eats up all the RDS shit - Hockey Jocks and Rig Pigs. �It's too bad because I'd be happy to buy a board with John Fitz's name on it, but I ain't buying no Hockey shit.

In Canada, I'd think that they would assume you're making fun of them. The Hockey logo stuff reminds me of that old enjoy shirt and hoodie that just said "COLLEGE" on it.

QUIT SINNIN · « **Reply #155 on:** April 17, 2015, 10:30:58 AM »

Quote from: j....soy..... on April 16, 2015, 05:38:45 PM

I think the name IS dumb....but I'm getting over it....can't believe they aren't playing it off as an inside joke..'OMG.. You actually thought it was named after like a bunch of guys on skates?'

Girl is a really stupid name too....why do a bunch of dudes wanna ride for a team called Girl?

Canadians think its bad because their country has no culture....

It follows with the trend of the past 10 years with dumb indie band names. Just naming yourself after a common noun with zero thought or effort behind it.

Girl is a great name tho.

Boomhauer · « **Reply #156 on:** April 17, 2015, 03:01:15 PM »

Which skaters would make the best actual hockey team? i got

BA
ave
gino
danny way
and mike v of fucking course

oyolar · « **Reply #157 on:** April 17, 2015, 03:17:29 PM »

Quote from: Boomhauer on April 17, 2015, 03:01:15 PM

Which skaters would make the best actual hockey team? i got

BA
ave
gino
danny way
and mike v of fucking course

Yeah, if you wanna blow a bunch of money on a guy who breaks his arm after getting in a fight his first shift of the season.

ill_Murray · « **Reply #158 on:** April 17, 2015, 04:54:29 PM »

Quote from: oyolar on April 17, 2015, 10:06:02 AM

Quote from: jeremyrandall on April 16, 2015, 05:43:34 PM
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But like someone else mentioned, a company named Hockey will never get me to buy anything from them. �In Canada, hockey jocks are the worst form of meat head, and I want no association with them whatsoever. �Oddly enough I could see this brand selling really well in Canada among the exact same demographic who eats up all the RDS shit - Hockey Jocks and Rig Pigs. �It's too bad because I'd be happy to buy a board with John Fitz's name on it, but I ain't buying no Hockey shit.
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In Canada, I'd think that they would assume you're making fun of them. The Hockey logo stuff reminds me of that old enjoy shirt and hoodie that just said "COLLEGE" on it.

At least that was a reference to Animal House, Hockey sounds like they threw a dart at a dictionary.

Omamori · « **Reply #159 on:** April 17, 2015, 05:20:02 PM »

Too good to be a promo

SHARPSHOOTER · « **Reply #160 on:** April 17, 2015, 05:23:55 PM »

Quote from: j....soy..... on April 16, 2015, 05:38:45 PM

I think the name IS dumb....but I'm getting over it....can't believe they aren't playing it off as an inside joke..'OMG.. You actually thought it was named after like a bunch of guys on skates?'

Girl is a really stupid name too....why do a bunch of dudes wanna ride for a team called Girl?

Canadians think its bad because their country has no culture....

I would have guessed you were Canadian considering how much you seem to know about Vancouver.

hufs calve muscles · « **Reply #161 on:** April 17, 2015, 05:56:47 PM »

Quote from: enter the dankness on April 15, 2015, 07:21:46 AM

Was about to mention this. John is a beast.

Also Donovans just got out of jail fits are awesome.

Hockey rules.

oyolar · « **Reply #162 on:** April 17, 2015, 08:57:45 PM »

Fitzgerald makes that rail look so tiny.

ice nine · « **Reply #163 on:** April 17, 2015, 09:26:26 PM »

Quote from: hufs calve muscles on April 17, 2015, 05:56:47 PM

Quote from: enter the dankness on April 15, 2015, 07:21:46 AM
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Was about to mention this. John is a beast.

Also Donovans just got out of jail fits are awesome.

Hockey rules.

it almost looks like he does it on purpose? I bet johns dick is like 5 inches soft

DannyDee · « **Reply #164 on:** April 17, 2015, 11:12:09 PM »

As a canadian I thought the name was dumb but after seeing the promo and the Bernie Parant board i'm backing it. Wish the put Gino on this instead of FA.

Paul Cicero · « **Reply #165 on:** April 18, 2015, 01:41:57 AM »

Raw footage like that makes me want to skate so much. I'm backing Hockey way more than FA.

too much · « **Reply #166 on:** April 18, 2015, 11:58:15 AM »

I was thinking recently maybe they named it hockey because they want to skate like hockey players...now I realize how funny that sounds.

Grampa · « **Reply #167 on:** April 18, 2015, 12:26:43 PM »

Quote from: too much on April 18, 2015, 11:58:15 AM

I was thinking recently maybe they named it hockey because they want to skate like hockey players...now I realize how funny that sounds.

too much · « **Reply #168 on:** April 18, 2015, 12:38:30 PM »

Quote from: Grampa on April 18, 2015, 12:26:43 PM

Quote from: too much on April 18, 2015, 11:58:15 AM
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I was thinking recently maybe they named it hockey because they want to skate like hockey players...now I realize how funny that sounds.
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I just forgot there is a lot of skating in hockey, sorry grandpa I have a really dry lame sense of humor sometimes...I never put too much thought in the name before other that it was random as fuck.

and I don't think it's just some random name anymore it's clearly thought out and has to do with skating, and hockey skating, get it?!

abudabi · « **Reply #169 on:** April 18, 2015, 12:52:55 PM »

...if that was dill's reasoning, that's about a thousand times worse than just picking a random word that sounds good

shitsandwich · « **Reply #170 on:** April 18, 2015, 02:05:04 PM »

It's obviously a meth reference. They skate on ice duh!

straight · « **Reply #171 on:** April 18, 2015, 02:14:21 PM »

God damn jake Johnson is good

franquietits · « **Reply #172 on:** April 18, 2015, 02:31:15 PM »

Dug that big street fs grab out of the sidewalk john did. Saw him on king of the road 2012. He had his nipples pierced w/no shirt on and came up to us & asked for bathroom directions. We was like...

Deekay · « **Reply #173 on:** April 18, 2015, 03:37:07 PM »

Quote from: Boomhauer on April 17, 2015, 03:01:15 PM

Which skaters would make the best actual hockey team? i got

BA
ave
gino
danny way
and mike v of fucking course

Biebel as goalie
Raven
Sheckler
Baca
Grant
Greyson Fletcher

j....soy..... · « **Reply #174 on:** April 18, 2015, 03:46:57 PM »

Quote from: SHARPSHOOTER on April 17, 2015, 05:23:55 PM

Quote from: j....soy..... on April 16, 2015, 05:38:45 PM
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I think the name IS dumb....but I'm getting over it....can't believe they aren't playing it off as an inside joke..'OMG.. You actually thought it was named after like a bunch of guys on skates?'

Girl is a really stupid name too....why do a bunch of dudes wanna ride for a team called Girl?

Canadians think its bad because their country has no culture....
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I would have guessed you were Canadian considering how much you seem to know about Vancouver.

I guess you wouldn't be sharpshooter if you weren't sharp....

COMMUNITYPACK · « **Reply #175 on:** April 19, 2015, 09:45:58 PM »

Andrew Allen should be the only other guy that ever gets on this team.

But even then, I'm not so sure.

I like that it's a company by/for two young dudes, who skate and hang together and actually get pretty buck. I sort of imagine them driving around in John's Van, and just slanging boards out the back, getting dirty knees and bloodied palms.

Despite his love for the sport, and my love for his skating, Gino would have been awful on this. You guys are insane.

Can you imagine how weird his clips would have been as part of this promo? Two full parts of balls to the wall gnarl, and then 3 random, albeit stylish, clips of Gino being low-key.

spool of cord · « **Reply #176 on:** April 19, 2015, 10:48:13 PM »

^agreed. they should steal Austin Kanofish from anti hero and turn him pro immediately.

also agree with that comment a few pages back comparing Donovan to Omar Salazar.

Quote from: j....soy..... on April 16, 2015, 05:38:45 PM

I think the name IS dumb....but I'm getting over it....can't believe they aren't playing it off as an inside joke..'OMG.. You actually thought it was named after like a bunch of guys on skates?'

Girl is a really stupid name too....why do a bunch of dudes wanna ride for a team called Girl?

Canadians think its bad because their country has no culture....

This was all I could think of when reading through the diss comments on the brand's name. Girl is probably the silliest name of all time but no one ever questions it....what's in a name? I don't think it really matters much at the end of the day. Creation might be a better name than Hockey, but that's about where it ends.

The Ghost of Lenny Kirk · « **Reply #177 on:** April 19, 2015, 11:23:07 PM »

donovon piscopo is daryl angel 2.0

the only good trick he did was grinding that rail twice in the same line

fitzgerald is finally getting better at finding his own spots

i think its funny how hyped you guys are that the company basically has zero art direction

nino brown · « **Reply #178 on:** April 19, 2015, 11:33:39 PM »

Quote from: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on April 19, 2015, 11:23:07 PM

donovon piscopo is daryl angel 2.0

the only good trick he did was grinding that rail twice in the same line

fitzgerald is finally getting better at finding his own spots

i think its funny how hyped you guys are that the company basically has zero art direction

ya donovon and daryl look a like but kickflip backtail wasnt good? what??

Boomhauer · « **Reply #179 on:** April 20, 2015, 02:29:33 AM »

Quote from: Deekay on April 18, 2015, 03:37:07 PM

Quote from: Boomhauer on April 17, 2015, 03:01:15 PM
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Which skaters would make the best actual hockey team? i got

BA
ave
gino
danny way
and mike v of fucking course
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Biebel as goalie
Raven
Sheckler
Baca
Grant
Greyson Fletcher

damn i forgot about a goalie. i'll trade you brandon biebel for pierre luc gangon

Author Topic: hockey promo (Read 30120 times)

SHARPSHOOTER

too much

too much

abudabi

straight