Author Topic: What did you guys do when you hit slap pal status? (Read 2954 times)

poopnutsupreme · « **on:** April 30, 2015, 12:37:20 PM »

I'm slowly getting closer to becoming slap pal status. I know it's going to be a major turning point in my life and I need to plan for it. I want to hear what you guys did when you made it.

My Plans (so far):
Not skateboard
Family get together where we read some of my top posts of all time and then deeply analyze and predict tobey's tinder stories
Contact old relatives and friends and tell them about my accomplishment
Reveal to Nick Jedi Sk8boarder that I am in fact Tony Hawk
Purchase and watch Doug Brown and Todd Falcon video
Question my existence

Bronson · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2015, 12:56:18 PM »

I celebrated by adding chocolate to milk.

shark tits · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2015, 01:43:13 PM »

i gnar'd everyone who'd been nice to me in my struggle to reach Pal but sharpshooter's approach was better.

GAY · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2015, 02:14:25 PM »

I blew everyone to whom I'd promised oral if I hit slap pal status.

Baron Samedi · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2015, 02:32:41 PM »

I'll have to check my records but I'm fairly certain I read my 1000th post aloud while masturbating furiously

Gnarwhal · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2015, 02:53:06 PM »

I retired to the shadows to lurk from afar. Shit, I can't come close remembering the last time I posted

pancake man · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2015, 03:08:24 PM »

Going on almost 10 years and I still haven't hit slap pal status

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2015, 03:16:46 PM »

You'll see. You'll all see. Everyone will see.

brent · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:05:57 PM »

i chimped out pretty hard

straight · « **Reply #9 on:** April 30, 2015, 07:00:42 PM »

Unfortunately I've received my yearly pm from the mods saying they are going to restart my post count over once I hit 1000. They've been doing this to me for years but I've accepted it now. Please tell me what it feels like to gnar/kook. I'll never know

colin · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2015, 07:44:34 PM »

Quote from: straight on April 30, 2015, 07:00:42 PM

Unfortunately I've received my yearly pm from the mods saying they are going to restart my post count over once I hit 1000. They've been doing this to me for years but I've accepted it now. Please tell me what it feels like to gnar/kook. I'll never know

gnaring is pretty tight, but I gotta say I was underwhelmed after I did it the first time. I think I've only kooked like once, try to keep it posi!

cletus the slack jawed yokel · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:30:43 PM »

kook easley

mattofallmatts · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2015, 11:40:31 AM »

It's nothing compared to what happens when you hit 10K...

ROCKxADIO420 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 01, 2015, 11:49:47 AM »

quit my job

4LOM · « **Reply #14 on:** May 01, 2015, 12:46:54 PM »

Hype brands in exchange for product

Yushin Okami · « **Reply #15 on:** May 01, 2015, 02:58:01 PM »

Focused my account and started this one. Always need something to work for...

spool of cord · « **Reply #16 on:** May 01, 2015, 05:49:13 PM »

Back in the day there was a poster who was SO genuinely excited to get to Pal status and finally get to see what was going on in there- so we pulled the greatest slap conspiracy scheme to date and made him look like the biggest tool ever

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=24465.0

There was a corresponding thread going on in TG, which is just as Classic in my eyes

...sup Scoot, I know you're lurkin' !

Tracer · « **Reply #17 on:** May 01, 2015, 06:23:05 PM »

When the package came in the mail I was ecstatic, went straight to the gym maxed out then had a cupcake birthday party

colin · « **Reply #18 on:** May 01, 2015, 08:57:43 PM »

Quote from: cletus the slack jawed yokel on April 30, 2015, 09:30:43 PM

kook easley

Man, I gnar easly every time

cletus the slack jawed yokel · « **Reply #19 on:** May 01, 2015, 09:25:26 PM »

Quote from: colin on May 01, 2015, 08:57:43 PM

Quote from: cletus the slack jawed yokel on April 30, 2015, 09:30:43 PM
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kook easley
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Man, I gnar easly every time

wrong button man

Paco Supreme · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2015, 08:05:20 AM »

i ordered dominos. i was gonna do it anyway but pal status made it extra special

SHARPSHOOTER · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2015, 01:47:51 PM »

I celebrated by making a thread about it and was promptly reset

@thewilleasley · « **Reply #22 on:** May 02, 2015, 08:23:26 PM »

Quote from: mattofallmatts on May 01, 2015, 11:40:31 AM

It's nothing compared to what happens when you hit 10K...

Gipper Status: Everything you say is automatically right

Paul Cicero · « **Reply #23 on:** May 03, 2015, 12:57:08 AM »

Quote from: Baron Samedi on April 30, 2015, 02:32:41 PM

I'll have to check my records but I'm fairly certain I read my 1000th post aloud while masturbating furiously

I thought I was the only one...

mattofallmatts · « **Reply #24 on:** May 03, 2015, 11:26:32 AM »

This was my 1000th post

"

I think this is a good 1000th post.

Super hyped to get all these in."

chuck d · « **Reply #25 on:** May 03, 2015, 12:18:44 PM »

Quote from: @thewilleasley on May 02, 2015, 08:23:26 PM

Quote from: mattofallmatts on May 01, 2015, 11:40:31 AM
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It's nothing compared to what happens when you hit 10K...
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Gipper Status: Everything you say is automatically right

For a short, magical time, I obtained L33tg33k status.

heritage · « **Reply #26 on:** May 03, 2015, 04:56:17 PM »

Quote from: colin on April 30, 2015, 07:44:34 PM

gnaring is pretty tight, but I gotta say I was underwhelmed after I did it the first time. I think I've only kooked like once, try to keep it posi!

This. My Gnar to Kook ration is 1 million to 1. Just feels better to Gnar people, even if their viewpoint differs from your own. Truthfully, the only person I've ever kooked since becoming a Pal was the guy in the Dylan thread, Testerossa or whatever. Which reminds me, I am going back to get him again. So make that 2 kooks given.

abudabi · « **Reply #27 on:** May 03, 2015, 06:13:55 PM »

initiated my plan to kook ttching! to zero

max power · « **Reply #28 on:** May 03, 2015, 10:42:42 PM »

jacked it and cashed my cheque.

j....soy..... · « **Reply #29 on:** May 03, 2015, 11:24:45 PM »

Quote from: @thewilleasley on May 02, 2015, 08:23:26 PM

Quote from: mattofallmatts on May 01, 2015, 11:40:31 AM
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It's nothing compared to what happens when you hit 10K...
[close]

Gipper Status: Everything you say is automatically right

Awesome....maybe I can stop trying to veil all my shit in ellipses.......

Author Topic: What did you guys do when you hit slap pal status? (Read 2954 times)

shark tits

fulltechnicalskizzy

straight

colin

ROCKxADIO420

colin

SHARPSHOOTER

@thewilleasley

abudabi