CREATE YOUR OWN THRASHER KOTR2015 CHALLENGE THREAD

[DannyDee]

Kidnap an FA am from in front of Supreme (LA one is acceptable, but more points NY location).

Skate in a pair of limited SB's in front of hypebeasts

Tom Penny Challenge- Kickflip a decent set of stairs in tims after pounding a bottle wine

go clubbing with Fred Gall

 

[Stu Pickles]

Shooting with tracers - get a stupid topic to 5 pages

will you look at that - do a kickflip while skitching

nines like nyjah - party with a pornstar

[Avicci]

get duane peters to tell a jail story in the van
get a thrasher dick tat
steal mike V's helmet
finger bang a zumiez employee on her lunch break.
backside 270 tailslide frontside 270 out

spit out my drink

[Monkey_Mcpott]

Caitlyns Quest - skate in drag the entire tour. Extra points for a transgender operation.

Og de Souza Award - one team member has both legs amputated and learns how to skate legless

Danny's Delight - kill someone with a brick

Rodneys Revenge - knock out one or several teeth doing handstand fingerflips to nose manny

Daewons wheels - one team member skates on bearings the entire tour

Gabors Club - sodomize kids with a screwdriver at a park. Extra points if you make the local news.

Pierce or die - get a Thrasher logo on your back made of piercings

Burnetts blowout - have Burnett shoot the entire team with an AK-47 instead of a Canon

Mansons Vibe - free Charles Manson from jail and have him as a mystery guest

I lost it!

[PARANOID]

The Rogowski. A million points + 25 to life. A bitter victory.

[Maggie]

make out with a dude

convince a pro to finally come out

[Madam, I'm Adam]

shoot clint walker in the face with a gun

Too funny

- host a demo and product toss at a Puleo spot.

This is a good idea.

Here are some dumb ones:

- start your own board company
- listen to nothing but Yanni in the van
- Stojko's Stoke: Best trick on a board with ice skates on it
- someone on the team learns how to play Classical Gas on a classical guitar and earns 5+ dollars by playing it on the street
- best trick while holding a boombox (has this been done?)
- wear a Facebook shirt for the whole trip
- someone finishes the Duolingo Norwegian course
- longest Muska flip
- best ledge trick involving illusion hardflips
- perform your own set of jokes at a comedy club
- biggest Losi grind
- biggest Phillips 66
- find and skate with Sean Young
- have a family portrait shot at a department store
- best trick on a flowboard
- call in to a talk radio show and discuss how the topic at hand relates to longboarding

I'd like to see some "darkmen" as the Mystery Guests - like Nick Lockman, Robin Fleming, and Megan Baltimore. Obviously won't happen for multiple reasons, but still.

[PARANOID]

I think KOTR challenges should involve literal crimes. Assaults, burglaries, thefts.. All this skateboarding shit is becoming so mundane.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Such a great thread!

Have a UNsuccessful GoFundMe

oh wait

Magentard Challenge. Skate like glen fox for an entire day (and speed up your footage).

#lowblow


Loved the trolling koston on instagram one too!!!

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gou miyagi's mind bender - no griptape/ must lube every rail you skate for the entire trip
eli reed's butt plug - get sponsered by a sex toy company (100 bonus points if you get footy of yourself using it)
whole lotta olson  - pretend to be gay for a day/ week/ the entire trip
greco's revenge - most identity crises in a week
jereme still rips - must only wear magnums for the entire trip (feet on couch optional)
puleo's pride - go nuts at someone while they're eating lunch (500 bonus points if their partner is pregnant)

[WantSomeSlaw]

skate a public park in underwear and crocs

best trick over a skate mom (get a mom at a skatepark to lie down and do a trick over her. if you make out with her after, that's bonus points)

have a sesh at a notable spot/park with a longboard

[doublesteveburger]

SLAPS KOTR would be way radder than seeing another 20 part Thrasher edit after seeing what you PALS have come up with.

[poorlatino]

Fuck Ricky Oyola's chick.

Make a lava cake for your crew, must have molten center.

Find Dylan. Then the cure for cancer.

Get a Cheddar Bob Tattoo then shoot yourself in the leg.

Visit Gator in jail and give him a surfboard bag.

on a lighter note- go film a line with mango with a firecracker to manual.

[layzieyez]

Mega piss: longest piss down the mega. Bonus points for jumping it while pissing.

[shark tits]

ryan fabry challenge --- bang teammate's wife
wooden indian challenge --- make mike archimedes smile
frankie says relapse --- get greco, ave or reynolds to fall back into addiction

[Maggie]

glue 200 screwdrivers to the entrance of the berrics without getting caught

[pinche gringo]

Eat only Andy Roy's prison food recipes for a week.

[ttching!]

Mega piss: longest piss down the mega. Bonus points for jumping it while pissing.

Callum Paul's pride: 50 pts: Piss in your own mouth, in public, in protest.

[layzieyez]

Tas Pappas sandwich: Smuggle skateboards with drugs sandwiched between the plys either to/from Mexico or Canada.

[layzieyez]

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Mega piss: longest piss down the mega. Bonus points for jumping it while pissing.

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Callum Paul's pride: 50 pts: Piss in your own mouth, in public, in protest.

gg allin bonus points: shit your pants and eat some loaf.

[Abyss1]

Crazy Insta Challenge:  Film the entire trip on a iphone/smartphone and upload them to Instagram
Pros vs Cons: Skate with a convicted skater
Welvin's suite:  Prank call 5 pros with Deez nuts jokes
Nyjah Commandment:  Tell a skater girl that can kickflip that girls shouldn't skateboard
David Loitering: dont skate for the entire trip and annoy the fuck out of the van mates
cuckold Carrolling: share your girlfriend with team

[layzieyez]

Instaloser: Lose the highest ratio of followers during KOTR.
Selfie flood: Publish the most selfies in one day.
Self gnar: Gnarliest trick filmed while taking a selfie

[Fenzadill]

David Loitering: dont skate for the entire trip and annoy the fuck out of the van mates

bonus points for consuming nothing except one gram of cocaine a day for the whole trip

[Molte]

Have an Instagram update have the most attention in a SLAP Photoshop thread..

[Paco Supreme]

The No-Zzir - Rob Furby

[the canadian suit]

Whoever elects to take on the "most make outs" challenge can only speak in third person and cannot reference King of the Road at all in their attempts to make out.

First person to knock out Clint Walker gets 200 points, can be his own team mate

Benihana nose manual a manual pad, must be at least 10 feet long

Find white dog shit and lick it

Finger chase gabors butt

[Lonechicken]

Ride around the park with your legs out like a cowboy, yell into the camera, "What's up, Youtube!", throw a person's board 30 feet away, then fall on your face into a cake. Bonus points for naming the challenge something really generic and click-baity.

[decoi1]

Find Sheffey. Focus his board
Still one of Kalis's cars. Give it to Lizard King
Host a weekend buzz with Tony Hawk and Tas Pappas

[posguy]

Hippie jump everything in the park switch
One foot grind atlest 2 rails
Powerslide challenge, who can do the longest

You haven't ever watched the King of the Road videos have you.....

- Focus a beer out of Phelps hand
- get a scooter/rollerblade tattoo
- Focus a complete in a mall shop
- Edward forty hands game of SKATE
- Youngest member of the team becomes a street performer doing freestyle tricks, how many dollars they make is how many points they get

[LifeHammered]

Match and go on a Tinder date in each major city

[Grampa]

Decenzo Challenge AKA the "Do Gay Shit" challenge - Jerk off in front of a dude.