you just gotta throw safety out the window my man. i had a similar idea, prolly on a cruiser but i'm not prejudice, maybe on a popsicle, i wanted to mount one of those real alligator heads that florida's got in all their gas stations on my nose. i say likely cruiser cause you can just throw you paulo diaz dreams out the window w/ 18 inches of alligator snout mounted on your nose-piece. i kept debating buying one in my newly sober state circa christmas 2010 but immediately post holiday the panhandling riches dried up and i no longer could afford a delightful snout. somebody w/ money or access to alligators [rafiki?] should do it so i can live vicarious.