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Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1,2
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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2015, 01:33:53 AM »
after hearing him talk, i now understand why alex is on sovrn.

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2015, 01:46:46 AM »
The worst kind of California accent.

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2015, 06:25:59 AM »
The worst kind of California accent.

I've been noticing it big time lately, among a lot of the socal skaters especially. I always thought it was just an over exaggeration when I heard a cali accent in the movies, but nah, it's that bad I guess.

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2015, 06:57:14 AM »
that little fucker sounds like he's just been fed ritalin all his life


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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2015, 07:00:09 AM »
arrgh - his fucking stupid face doesn't move at all other than his jaw

was he botox'd when he was younger

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2015, 07:04:36 AM »
The worst kind of California accent.

If you edited out everytime Dashawn says like the video would be 4 minutes. 


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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2015, 09:03:20 AM »
Dashawn seems very excited here...like, so....like so excited like

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2015, 09:13:30 AM »
Kid does sound dumb as hell, but I'm not gonna lie if I was 12 on a trip and dudes weren't hanging with me and fucked my phone up I'd probably be bummed. I'd probably be bummed if that happened now and I'm 25.

I like how no one wore a Real shirt and pointed it out for him.

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2015, 09:29:03 AM »
That kid sounds just like my cousins from Anaheim and they're awful.
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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2015, 09:46:40 AM »
If Alex thought the hazing from the Real team was bad just wait until he gets hazed by Chase Gabor.

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2015, 10:07:17 AM »
that little fucker sounds like he's just been fed ritalin all his life



It's from repeatedly jamming a go pro in your mouth for extended periods of time

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2015, 10:07:24 AM »
If Alex thought the hazing from the Real team was bad just wait until he gets hazed by Chase Gabor.
If Alex thought the hazing from the Real team was bad just wait until he gets hazed by Chase Gabor.
If Alex thought the hazing from the Real team was bad just wait until he gets hazed by Chase Gabor.
If Alex thought the hazing from the Real team was bad just wait until he gets hazed by Chase Gabor.
If Alex thought the hazing from the Real team was bad just wait until he gets hazed by Chase Gabor.
If Alex thought the hazing from the Real team was bad just wait until he gets hazed by Chase Gabor.
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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2015, 10:22:35 AM »
This company is gonna fail.
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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2015, 10:27:31 AM »
This company is gonna fail.

Why, because you don't like it?

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2015, 11:12:34 AM »
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The worst kind of California accent.
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i don't know anyone who sounds like Alex milder. Definitely not a California thing

He sounds exactly like Guy Mariano, who has an incredibly strong California accent. Pitching up at the end of a statement, vocal fry, trailing off, all that shit. The nasal congestion definitely helps him sound like Guy though. They sound like this:


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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2015, 11:19:19 AM »
^ I didn't know what vocal fry was, good to learn something new.

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2015, 11:53:33 AM »
pretty sure SOVRN will not last to L. Ron Hubbard's birthday (March 13 for you Suppresive Persons)

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2015, 12:57:33 PM »
You guys saying SOVRN will fail are underestimating the Berrics demographic, they'll cram this shit down every kid who watches their content on a daily basis. You guys think there are Milkey Taylor clones the way there's Dylan clones?

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2015, 12:59:33 PM »
The SOVRN hate is strong here.
Kflip down 10 like it's nothing.

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2015, 01:06:54 PM »
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The worst kind of California accent.
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i don't know anyone who sounds like Alex milder. Definitely not a California thing
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He sounds exactly like Guy Mariano, who has an incredibly strong California accent. Pitching up at the end of a statement, vocal fry, trailing off, all that shit. The nasal congestion definitely helps him sound like Guy though. They sound like this:



Beat me to the Californians reference.  Digital high five and a gnar for you

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2015, 01:22:47 PM »
^ I didn't know what vocal fry was, good to learn something new.

LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL


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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2015, 01:36:30 PM »
Cbs Sunday morning is good tv

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2015, 02:54:28 PM »
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This company is gonna fail.
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Why, because you don't like it?

It seems like a very shitty attempt to take aliens place as an artsy mainstream company. The team doesn't seem to really have anything to do with the brand image. If ZARA started a skateboarding line it would probably be like this.

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2015, 03:09:41 PM »
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This company is gonna fail.
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Why, because you don't like it?
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It seems like a very shitty attempt to take aliens place as an artsy mainstream company. The team doesn't seem to really have anything to do with the brand image. If ZARA started a skateboarding line it would probably be like this.

How is comparing it favorably to Zara, the largest apparel retailer in the world, supposed to be taken as a sign of failure?

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2015, 03:45:28 PM »
Like I made it like 1 minute and like 40 like 9 seconds in like.

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2015, 04:27:11 PM »
alex midler is a human sloth.

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2015, 04:35:52 PM »
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The worst kind of California accent.
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i don't know anyone who sounds like Alex milder. Definitely not a California thing
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He sounds exactly like Guy Mariano, who has an incredibly strong California accent. Pitching up at the end of a statement, vocal fry, trailing off, all that shit. The nasal congestion definitely helps him sound like Guy though. They sound like this:


I'm still convinced Midler was conceived during one of Guys benders in the late 90's.   

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2015, 07:29:52 PM »

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Re: Alex Midler & Dashawn Jordan: Weekend Buzz ep. 111 pt. 1
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2015, 08:54:26 PM »
hahahaha holy fucking shit fucking ballsack licking mother fucker

funniest part was the very end when they start playing the credit music over alex.

i literally couldn't understand 50% of what that fuckin kid said.

and also I'm dying laughing at that comment about being one of guys sons... man i totally see it hahaha

hahahahahahhahahahaha fucc this kid fuuuuuuuu