I was at the beach about 30 minutes ago and had to shit while I was in the water. This was a first for me. I swam far enough and did my business. It was big. Real big! The water was flat so I didn't feel bad that it might hit someone but I was thinking, imagine if it hit someone and I was the only one in the area.After I did it, it floated there for a second. Then disappeared. And there was something really majestic about pooing in the ocean and using the water to wash my bum.
I went back to where my towel and clothes were located, put on my sunnies, grabbed my keys ready to get out of there. As I was leaving there was these girls that would've been no older than 15 with big ass tits... They also had great arses. These girls with make up would have no problem getting into a club.
At that moment I thought I want to poo in the ocean more often.