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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1020 on: January 26, 2016, 07:42:56 PM »
   ^ I'm afraid that at 80 years old, its not going to turn into eye-candy when the panties come off.
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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1021 on: January 26, 2016, 08:25:53 PM »
Christie Brinkley is 61. Shit I just realized this is the child rape thread.

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1022 on: January 26, 2016, 08:40:12 PM »
  ^ I'm afraid that at 80 years old, its not going to turn into eye-candy when the panties come off.

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1023 on: January 26, 2016, 08:44:39 PM »
  ^ I'm afraid that at 80 years old, its not going to turn into eye-candy when the panties come off.

As for the thread derailment, it'd be like if Mr. Edwards the gym teacher and math teacher ol' Mr. Johnson had a jr. high schooler Jimmy entice his fellow schoolgirl classmates with A's if they just submitted to a little statuary rape after school.  That was creepy to even type.

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1024 on: January 27, 2016, 05:29:50 AM »
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on all the europe contest tours in the late 90 s getting it with young chicks was mandatory to a whole lot of pros- they went after it... sad but true. templeton even mentiones something along the lines of what happened with scumbag and dadd would be bound to happen one day. tempsters interview s was in the early 2000 s if i remember right.
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The age of consent in America(18)
is somewhat higher than most places in Europe(14-16), but it's still frowned upon when someone in their 20's hook up with a 16 year old. For example the legendary munster cup was held in Germany where the legal age of consent is 14, though there are some modifications to this law.
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The states vary on what the age is. Since i just re watched parks and rec recently and also someone said this in the tinder thread, half your age plus 7. Anything below that is creepy.
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a friend of mine always had a 5 year window on each side of his age he would date within stopping at 21 on the younger side. Not a bad practice I think
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I had that rule but only on the younger-than-me side. I'd bang an older lady no problem.
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Agreed. I'd be more than happy to fuck some women that are in their 50's. If there is such a thing as a hot 70 year old I'd be down as fuck. There's nothing wrong with old pussy.
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Jane Fonda is almost 80...




I'd definitely bang them all. The younger chicks from middle to left are past 50?
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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1025 on: January 27, 2016, 05:51:53 AM »
  80 years old..? she could pass away in the throws of passion.  I don't know if I'd ever get an erection again if that happened, can you imagine?  (also I can't drink for shit, just hung over by my 3rd beer.)
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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1026 on: January 27, 2016, 09:06:06 AM »
 80 years old..? she could pass away in the throws of passion.  I don't know if I'd ever get an erection again if that happened, can you imagine?  (also I can't drink for shit, just hung over by my 3rd beer.)

I don't even want to imagine. I couldn't do it, my dick already has a dirty conscience. I don't need some Dr. Cockvorkian shit in my life.



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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1027 on: January 27, 2016, 10:32:14 AM »
 ^ "dr cockvorkian" huh?  call in the doctor,  not a bad way to go.  Make some money off some old ladies who are over it.  "hey you could just pull the plug, but thats no fun"
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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1028 on: January 27, 2016, 12:34:41 PM »
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on all the europe contest tours in the late 90 s getting it with young chicks was mandatory to a whole lot of pros- they went after it... sad but true. templeton even mentiones something along the lines of what happened with scumbag and dadd would be bound to happen one day. tempsters interview s was in the early 2000 s if i remember right.
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The age of consent in America(18)
is somewhat higher than most places in Europe(14-16), but it's still frowned upon when someone in their 20's hook up with a 16 year old. For example the legendary munster cup was held in Germany where the legal age of consent is 14, though there are some modifications to this law.
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The states vary on what the age is. Since i just re watched parks and rec recently and also someone said this in the tinder thread, half your age plus 7. Anything below that is creepy.
[close]

a friend of mine always had a 5 year window on each side of his age he would date within stopping at 21 on the younger side. Not a bad practice I think
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I had that rule but only on the younger-than-me side. I'd bang an older lady no problem.
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Agreed. I'd be more than happy to fuck some women that are in their 50's. If there is such a thing as a hot 70 year old I'd be down as fuck. There's nothing wrong with old pussy.
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Jane Fonda is almost 80...


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I'd definitely bang them all. The younger chicks from middle to left are past 50?
Cindy Crawford is 49, Kate Hudson is 36.

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1029 on: January 27, 2016, 12:44:49 PM »
there are some attractive older women but the statistics say 4 out of 5 women over the age of 50 have hpv..

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1030 on: January 27, 2016, 12:47:36 PM »
there are some attractive older women but the statistics say 4 out of 5 women over the age of 50 have hpv..

So 4 out of 5 of our moms of people on here are dirrrrrty.
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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1031 on: January 27, 2016, 09:08:29 PM »
there are some attractive older women but the statistics say 4 out of 5 women over the age of 50 have hpv..


I thought hpv only harms women though?
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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1032 on: January 27, 2016, 09:26:51 PM »
The only high school teacher that hit on me was fat and gross (young, but still). It was tight though cuz she was my gym teacher and on fridays when the weather was nice she let me skate the barrier in the back of the school by where everyone else was playing like soccer or some dumb shit.

Oh, and my high school also had like 2 mid 40's teachers that turned out to be pedos. One got to catch a predator'd, and the other had a relationship with a 15 year old boy.

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1033 on: January 27, 2016, 09:54:25 PM »
My ex gf's sister is a french teacher in a high school. She's over 40 but you could definitely sense just by talking to her that she wanted to fuck a bunch of her students. Also one time I dated this art teacher. Exact same thing. They have this gate keeper mentality, where they admire youth and the "unsoiled potential for talent" that goes with it. They themselves have completely resigned from life and are content with just pleasing a bunch of teens. Their highlight moment is at the end of the semester, when they get flowers from admiring students and then boast with that shit in the teacher's lounge.

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1034 on: January 27, 2016, 10:33:33 PM »
Well this thread has certainly gone on a weird tangent ... please let me know once the outcome of the trial is released

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1035 on: January 28, 2016, 12:52:31 AM »
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there are some attractive older women but the statistics say 4 out of 5 women over the age of 50 have hpv..

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I thought hpv only harms women though?
they can get cervical cancer from it. it can also cause throat cancer, and anal cancer. to me oral sex is way gnarlier than bumping uglies....who's actually going to use a dental dam to go down on a girl? for guys getting hpv i think it usually causes genital warts for 6 months to a year then it's not very likely to reoccur, but you carry the virus forever so you can still pass it on without the symptoms...that's why everyone ends up getting it.  you can also get genital herpes from a cold sore, and statistics say up to 90% of americans have them since you can get it just from sharing drinks, kissing..even being kissed by someone when you're a baby so no one can be sure they don't have hsv1 unless you're tested. also condoms don't prevent herpes or hpv, just helps a little.  life kind of sucks when you're too aware....
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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1036 on: January 28, 2016, 01:05:51 AM »
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there are some attractive older women but the statistics say 4 out of 5 women over the age of 50 have hpv..

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So 4 out of 5 of our moms of people on here are dirrrrrty.

When I was a freshman in high school I was at the grocery store with my mom and a friend of mine. While in the fish section my mom casually picks up a package of iminitation crap and reads the brand out loud "Crab Delight." She chuckles a little bit says "delight my crabs" set the fake crab down and went on her way leaving my friend and I disgusted and in tears.

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1037 on: January 28, 2016, 05:25:57 AM »
if youre 15 and you have to LIE to pull a 12 year old, youre whack as fuck.
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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1038 on: January 28, 2016, 05:26:07 AM »
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there are some attractive older women but the statistics say 4 out of 5 women over the age of 50 have hpv..

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So 4 out of 5 of our moms of people on here are dirrrrrty.
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When I was a freshman in high school I was at the grocery store with my mom and a friend of mine. While in the fish section my mom casually picks up a package of iminitation crap and reads the brand out loud "Crab Delight." She chuckles a little bit says "delight my crabs" set the fake crab down and went on her way leaving my friend and I disgusted and in tears.

Imitation crap's nothing compared to fresh water crap
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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1039 on: January 28, 2016, 05:23:37 PM »
gonz is using the babyscumbag approach on some women

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1040 on: January 28, 2016, 05:25:02 PM »
Trying to stay on-topic, when are the next court dates?

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1041 on: January 28, 2016, 05:45:21 PM »
Trying to stay on-topic, when are the next court dates?
the manager had one sometime around january 8th but i never found any info on it. try asking keelan on his twitter?

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1042 on: January 30, 2016, 08:47:12 PM »


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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1043 on: January 30, 2016, 09:26:09 PM »



Lower middle class with a bad credit rating at best shit.

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1044 on: January 31, 2016, 12:32:36 AM »
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Lower middle class with a bad credit rating at best shit.
dumb enough to not save or invest any of his money then start a go fund page when his career is over darrel stanton type shit.

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1046 on: February 02, 2016, 02:50:53 PM »
Hi I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Do you watch television?

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1047 on: February 08, 2016, 04:16:05 PM »

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1048 on: February 08, 2016, 06:13:40 PM »
So is he on or of Sukie?
Seriously though, updates?

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Re: Keelan Dadd and Dirty Scumbug Arrested
« Reply #1049 on: February 08, 2016, 06:28:30 PM »
So is he on or of Sukie?
Seriously though, updates?
looks like she's still backing him and shaming the victim