MIKE SINCLAIR IS A TOTAL WHINY BITCH

[matter of fact]

if you're just tuning in, Sinclair has not replied in this thread. you're welcome.

[pizzafliptofakie]

I'd like to think that Mike Sinclair, Chase Gabor, Eric Koston, Keelan Dadd, Shawn Powers and Berra are all sitting together at Chilli's having some sizzler right now and saying to each other "fuck..... what happened?"

.

[i used to skate]

Can someone post Gipper bs 5050ing hubba?

[Righteous Victim]

I was hoping there'd be a parallel discussion about fingers in asses instead of BBQ this time.

[Jerkstore]

if you're just tuning in, Sinclair has not replied in this thread. you're welcome.

thank you

[Yushin Okami]

[unerds]

I was hoping there'd be a parallel discussion about fingers in asses instead of BBQ this time.

for those hesitant about all that, one way to look at is like; you have 2 choices:

1 - you could let your gf be the first one up in there, while getting blown or whatever...

2 - your doctor can be the first one up in there when you hit 40, or if you randomly end up shitting blood before then

[slappies]

Expand Quote

I was hoping there'd be a parallel discussion about fingers in asses instead of BBQ this time.

[close]

for those hesitant about all that, one way to look at is like; you have 2 choices:

1 - you could let your gf be the first one up in there, while getting blown or whatever...

2 - your doctor can be the first one up in there when you hit 40, or if you randomly end up shitting blood before then

Don't count yourself out, I was in my own asshole long before my girlfriend was.

[pizzafliptofakie]

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=90757.0

[SlappyBag]

that's S.K.A.T.E for Sinclair, Gipp wins.

[unerds]

Expand Quote

Expand Quote

I was hoping there'd be a parallel discussion about fingers in asses instead of BBQ this time.

[close]

for those hesitant about all that, one way to look at is like; you have 2 choices:

1 - you could let your gf be the first one up in there, while getting blown or whatever...

2 - your doctor can be the first one up in there when you hit 40, or if you randomly end up shitting blood before then

[close]

Don't count yourself out, I was in my own asshole long before my girlfriend was.

so that is a valid third option...

just clip your nails and give it a p*ke then

[Willie]

Expand Quote

I know Mike. �He is a good guy and him posting some armchair skateboarder's name online isn't a big deal. �88% of you can't even get outside and Kickflip so what is it going to happen when they know your name? �Nothing. �Hipper is a prime example why people don't like posters on here. �Nerds that don't even skate or can't skate to save their life's come on here and under cover talk shit about those that actually skate, actually film video parts, actually work in the industry that they talk about. �

[close]

I fucking hate this. Since when "kickflip" became some sort of approvement or what determines if you're "good" on a board or not? I could understand about an ollie, which is the groundbreaking trick what determines if you're longboarder who never learned how to ollie or if you're a skateboarder who's able to skate the environment. How many great video parts have been made with the lack of flip tricks? And transition dudes couldn't care less about it. Seriously this jock mentality. Since when you can't have an opinion? Isn't what skateboarding industry lives on is the audience, the viewers, criticizers and people who watch the video parts, buy their product and generally give a shit what happens in the industry? We are entitled to our opinion and we have all the rights to express it, because skateboarding industry exists just because of us..

You've never made a motion picture - how could you possibly judge the merits of one?!!!?




But seriously, can we switch to frontside rock as a measure of manliness/skaterness?

[MintySandwhich]

Expand Quote

Expand Quote

I know Mike. �He is a good guy and him posting some armchair skateboarder's name online isn't a big deal. �88% of you can't even get outside and Kickflip so what is it going to happen when they know your name? �Nothing. �Hipper is a prime example why people don't like posters on here. �Nerds that don't even skate or can't skate to save their life's come on here and under cover talk shit about those that actually skate, actually film video parts, actually work in the industry that they talk about. �

[close]

I fucking hate this. Since when "kickflip" became some sort of approvement or what determines if you're "good" on a board or not? I could understand about an ollie, which is the groundbreaking trick what determines if you're longboarder who never learned how to ollie or if you're a skateboarder who's able to skate the environment. How many great video parts have been made with the lack of flip tricks? And transition dudes couldn't care less about it. Seriously this jock mentality. Since when you can't have an opinion? Isn't what skateboarding industry lives on is the audience, the viewers, criticizers and people who watch the video parts, buy their product and generally give a shit what happens in the industry? We are entitled to our opinion and we have all the rights to express it, because skateboarding industry exists just because of us..

[close]

You've never made a motion picture - how could you possibly judge the merits of one?!!!?
But seriously, can we switch to frontside rock as a measure of manliness/skaterness?

We can do that,

and how many feet of vert is how big your dick is..

Because that's what jocks care about right? Jock-mentality?

Apparenty I have a chode dick... oh well, still bigger than sinclairs

[shit_for_brains]

Get a load of ol' Chode Dick over here

[DannyDee]

You got Dane Burman to say he enjoyed your insights, that somewhat balances this out. And Dane, sign up, you would fit in here, you can give us insights into bullying Trevor Colden.

[Sleazy]

But seriously, can we switch to frontside rock as a measure of manliness/skaterness?

how about we compromise on kickflip front rock

[CRAILFISH TO REVERT]

Expand Quote

But seriously, can we switch to frontside rock as a measure of manliness/skaterness?

[close]

how about we compromise on kickflip front rock

..but have you ever seen anyone make that trick look good?

[andocom]

Expand Quote

But seriously, can we switch to frontside rock as a measure of manliness/skaterness?

[close]

how about we compromise on kickflip front rock

eewwwww.....

[Changes]

You got Dane Burman to say he enjoyed your insights, that somewhat balances this out. And Dane, sign up, you would fit in here, you can give us insights into bullying Trevor Colden.

Dane is on here, he posts under his name, ive seen him on here a bit reading stuff, he has a account on skateboard.com.au forums and posts like us, hes a great shit talker and gets payed to skate, I like it how hes still the same skate rat on the internet talking shit and even though he is a payed professional

I will always love the shit he use to say about Josiah Gatlyn

[Atiba Applebum]

Expand Quote

You got Dane Burman to say he enjoyed your insights, that somewhat balances this out. And Dane, sign up, you would fit in here, you can give us insights into bullying Trevor Colden.

[close]

Dane is on here, he posts under his name, ive seen him on here a bit reading stuff, he has a account on skateboard.com.au forums and posts like us, hes a great shit talker and gets payed to skate, I like it how hes still the same skate rat on the internet talking shit and even though he is a payed professional

I will always love the shit he use to say about Josiah Gatlyn

"Paid" for the love of god. Gip needs to do some tutoring sessions on the boards

[Sk.A.T.A.N]

Expand Quote

You got Dane Burman to say he enjoyed your insights, that somewhat balances this out. And Dane, sign up, you would fit in here, you can give us insights into bullying Trevor Colden.

[close]

Dane is on here, he posts under his name, ive seen him on here a bit reading stuff, he has a account on skateboard.com.au forums and posts like us, hes a great shit talker and gets payed to skate, I like it how hes still the same skate rat on the internet talking shit and even though he is a payed professional

I will always love the shit he use to say about Josiah Gatlyn

I've never seen that interview. Now i love Burman even more... That gatlyn line was too good! Ahah

[iwishilivedinfinla]

Expand Quote

You got Dane Burman to say he enjoyed your insights, that somewhat balances this out. And Dane, sign up, you would fit in here, you can give us insights into bullying Trevor Colden.

[close]

Dane is on here, he posts under his name, ive seen him on here a bit reading stuff, he has a account on skateboard.com.au forums and posts like us, hes a great shit talker and gets payed to skate, I like it how hes still the same skate rat on the internet talking shit and even though he is a payed professional

I will always love the shit he use to say about Josiah Gatlyn

anyone that knows Josiah Gatlyn is a dumbass is cool in my book

[SodaJerk]

"Hi my name is Jeff and I'll be your server this evening. Today's special is the Sinclair Sizzle Plate with an extra serving of L sauce and as it's happy hour can I recommend our latest happy hour cocktail the "Prostate Massage"? It'll cut right through the saltiness of the Sinclair Sizzle Plate. "

[HungUp]

"Hi my name is Jeff and I'll be your server this evening. Today's special is the Sinclair Sizzle Plate with an extra serving of L sauce and as it's happy hour can I recommend our latest happy hour cocktail the "Prostate Massage"? It'll cut right through the saltiness of the Sinclair Sizzle Plate. "

Is the L sauce mustard based? I can't fuck with that shit.

[SodaJerk]

Expand Quote

"Hi my name is Jeff and I'll be your server this evening. Today's special is the Sinclair Sizzle Plate with an extra serving of L sauce and as it's happy hour can I recommend our latest happy hour cocktail the "Prostate Massage"? It'll cut right through the saltiness of the Sinclair Sizzle Plate. "

[close]

Is the L sauce mustard based? I can't fuck with that shit.

Piss and vinegar

[Robert Baratheon]

Expand Quote

Expand Quote

I know Mike.  He is a good guy and him posting some armchair skateboarder's name online isn't a big deal.  88% of you can't even get outside and Kickflip so what is it going to happen when they know your name?  Nothing.  Hipper is a prime example why people don't like posters on here.  Nerds that don't even skate or can't skate to save their life's come on here and under cover talk shit about those that actually skate, actually film video parts, actually work in the industry that they talk about.  

[close]

im curious where are you getting your data from?

[close]

"Two fat ladies" is the bingo code for 88. I think he's calling us fat.

88? He 'randomly' picked this percentage? Mike and his friends are obviously doxing racist Nazis. #TeamGip

[Beautifull]

Slap getting interesting for once.   

[givecigstosurfgroms]

  I think you would do better just writing a fake derogatory letter about Gippers character than sending his bosses a bunch of slap posts.  That's actually funny to me.  How many of these 'skate posts' are you thinking they are going to sit there and read thru?  Also if you post here anonymously you can't really defend Sinclair (who ever the fuk that is)

[billyerlife]

Expand Quote

I know Mike.  He is a good guy and him posting some armchair skateboarder's name online isn't a big deal.  88% of you can't even get outside and Kickflip so what is it going to happen when they know your name?  Nothing.  Hipper is a prime example why people don't like posters on here.  Nerds that don't even skate or can't skate to save their life's come on here and under cover talk shit about those that actually skate, actually film video parts, actually work in the industry that they talk about. 

[close]

Your elitist attitude is bad for skateboarding. You're a jock with a clique mentality.

Yup, stating people need to attain certain level of mastery in skateboarding in order to comment on skateboarding is straight up jock shit. Don't give a fuck about the industry, don't give a fuck how good anyone is, can't believe you think anyone would give a fuck about your small minded, elitist ass opinions. Well actually I can believe it, it's pretty much what defines being small minded and elitist.

Oh, and given that you are an elitist, you know Sinclair (at least you claim too), and you are arguing so passionately that, in some sense, Gipper deserved it, and that "it's no big deal", there's really only one conclusion to draw. Low move, I think you owe Gipper an apology.

[Brett]

Really? You have to ask why the team manager for tum yeto isn't doing a good job? Who even skates for them these days? The impression I got of him being an asshole is from when he posted last time. He just came off as an asshole, and guess what? He is one.

Yankou rode/got flowed Foundation years ago. I don't think they liked his red pants and duffs though....