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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2016, 09:56:52 AM »

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #31 on: May 05, 2016, 10:08:40 AM »
Double pits to chesty?

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #32 on: May 05, 2016, 10:23:43 AM »
^stinky memories you put back into our brains, bro ;D

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #33 on: May 05, 2016, 10:50:54 AM »
Every time you think Berra couldn't be any more of a kook, he out does himself again. What a fuckin tool

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #34 on: May 05, 2016, 11:18:57 AM »
I like the deodorant themed word selection

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #37 on: May 05, 2016, 04:06:28 PM »
  I feel that Berra is just trying to wear out his haters while collecting some of those Dove cheques.   There's no point even saying anything about him good or bad anymore.  Just another cunt hole with money, there's lots of those.
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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #38 on: May 05, 2016, 05:39:10 PM »
I would think you'd only get burning armpits if you shaved them first, so it's official. Borra shaves his armpits.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #39 on: May 05, 2016, 05:46:28 PM »

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2016, 05:55:38 PM »
How appropriate. Berra is the pits.

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #41 on: May 05, 2016, 05:58:35 PM »


I'm dying! Thanks, Iceman. +1 if I could.

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #42 on: May 05, 2016, 06:26:11 PM »
What's so bad about Berra? honestly I want to know. I remember him as the pro who got cut short by injuries, he backlipped rincon 15 years ago and backside flipped a plane?

If dove asked you to do an interview for money how could you possibly turn it down? It's not like Berra is doing tampon commercials or some lame shit

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #43 on: May 05, 2016, 07:03:50 PM »
What's so bad about Berra? honestly I want to know.
He's as big of a douche as you.

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #44 on: May 05, 2016, 07:06:06 PM »
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What's so bad about Berra? honestly I want to know.
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He's as big of a douche as you.
Slap hates Koston and Berra so much they actually love em

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #45 on: May 05, 2016, 07:09:30 PM »



Hahahahaha, Slaps finished. Its done...game over.
That rules.

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #46 on: May 05, 2016, 09:03:29 PM »
  ^Wait a sec.  .  Tracer is way cooler than Berra.   That's a fact.  You know it's comforting to think that Berra has probably stopped eating out due to cooks hating Berrics and horking in his minestrone.   (has anyone here ever done that? - 'alone time' with a customers grub?I haven't but for Berra I'd cook somthing up)
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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #47 on: May 06, 2016, 01:12:44 AM »
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What's so bad about Berra? honestly I want to know.
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He's as big of a douche as you.
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Slap hates Koston and Berra so much they actually love em

This is probably the truest thing said here in a long time.

Same happened with Forrest, and with J-ROG

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #48 on: May 06, 2016, 04:25:21 AM »
Berra is a Cornball, if I had amazing lawyers I'd slap the shit out of him and film it myself
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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #49 on: May 06, 2016, 11:03:17 PM »
Berra is a Cornball, if I had amazing lawyers I'd slap the shit out of him and film it myself
The jail time would be worth it and you would be a hero.

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #50 on: May 06, 2016, 11:46:42 PM »
My friend is a videographer, filmer, content editor at the Berrics. He says he hasn't interacted with Berra that much, only seen him a handful of times.. Every time it's been something a bit strange. One time Berra showed up and yelled "WHATS UP MAHHH NIGGAAAAS!" to the office. The senior dudes took him aside and explained why he shouldn't do that. He doesn't do much day to day work, just keeps checking in with the segments he's interested in.

The general consensus from people who work at the Berrics is that Berra is to the Berrics,
what Michael Scott is to The Office...

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #51 on: May 07, 2016, 12:57:38 AM »
My friend is a videographer, filmer, content editor at the Berrics. He says he hasn't interacted with Berra that much, only seen him a handful of times.. Every time it's been something a bit strange. One time Berra showed up and yelled "WHATS UP MAHHH NIGGAAAAS!" to the office. The senior dudes took him aside and explained why he shouldn't do that. He doesn't do much day to day work, just keeps checking in with the segments he's interested in.

The general consensus from people who work at the Berrics is that Berra is to the Berrics,
what Michael Scott is to The Office...

Has he ever encountered any trouble in the toilets, say for example, totally hypothetically of course,  with a weirdo filmer dude wielding a screwdriver...? Maybe trying to stick it in his poopie hole?



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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #52 on: May 07, 2016, 02:18:35 AM »
My friend is a videographer, filmer, content editor at the Berrics. He says he hasn't interacted with Berra that much, only seen him a handful of times.. Every time it's been something a bit strange. One time Berra showed up and yelled "WHATS UP MAHHH NIGGAAAAS!" to the office. The senior dudes took him aside and explained why he shouldn't do that. He doesn't do much day to day work, just keeps checking in with the segments he's interested in.

The general consensus from people who work at the Berrics is that Berra is to the Berrics,
what Michael Scott is to The Office...
"Paging Jovante Turner. Call for Mr Turner at the Borrics."

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #53 on: May 07, 2016, 10:36:39 AM »
I didn't read any of this because it's a joke right, there's no such thing as an interview about borras deodorant of choice?

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #54 on: May 07, 2016, 11:03:44 AM »
  Dude ^you're gonna get your content editor buddy fired.
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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #55 on: May 07, 2016, 11:28:21 AM »

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #56 on: May 07, 2016, 11:35:10 AM »
2. Get your routine down: Every morning I wake up, drink water with lemon, shower, and I put on my antiperspirant. Four swipes on the left, four on the right. Ready for the day.

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #57 on: May 07, 2016, 12:00:11 PM »
you guys better hope he doesnt move up in the scientology world or youre gonna have to watch your backs

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #58 on: May 07, 2016, 01:22:20 PM »
you guys better hope he doesnt move up in the scientology world or youre gonna have to watch your backs
haha
was wondering last night if scientology had enough power to fuck our lives one by one

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Re: Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra
« Reply #59 on: May 07, 2016, 01:44:59 PM »
2. Get your routine down: Every morning I wake up, drink water with lemon, shower, and I put on my antiperspirant. Four swipes on the left, four on the right. Ready for the day.

Double pits to chesty.