Keeping It Cool With Steve Berra

[rideflannel]

Steve made the big time with this Dove Men+Care article..



https://medium.com/the-guide-to-complete-underarm-care/keeping-it-cool-with-steve-berra-9c6c0810f548#.t58b4x1r5

[Donkey Lips]

That's really great.

[Spaced Cadet]

Berra the kind of guy to give deodorant to his friends as a Christmas present.

"These days I'm more than a professional skateboarder. I'm a dad, business owner, writer, director, and magazine editor." He meant to say he owns a warehouse.

[shit_for_brains]

The conversations he must have with himself...

[unerds]

skateboarding is super different from other sports

sum peepol do rite gooder then uthers

for whatever reason, i hear that as being said with a lisp... it's super different, guys.

[stevedave]

as far as I'm concerned, you're only considered a professional skateboarder if you have your name on on an actual skateboard that is current.  and being that the last board with his name on it was Alien, i don't consider him a professional skateboarder at all.  

***exception:  if you're in between companies and/or starting your own (see Guy, Austyn, AA, etc.).

[Casey Jones]

God damnit Steven.

[glutton.]

Photoshop some dicks.

[Silky Johnson]

Too easy.

[unerds]

shit. DC's still paying this guy?

[Koozin]

Underarm care? Nigga has to learn how to wipe his ass first

[Salty Lame Ass Poosey]

When did he adopt a child? I knew he had an older kid.

[snowman600]

The dude has an ego more fragile than a glass vagina

[GAY]

So Berra's biting Doug Brown now?

[Tracer]

the Dove stuff is too thick and leaves white marks on dark clothes. Now I use it on my feet lol

Old Spice deodorant works better

[FAT]

So Berra's biting Doug Brown now?

Choice reference!

[McJagger]

The conversations he must have with himself...

I'd be equally fascinated and terrified to find out

[brwrxstl]

"These days I'm more than a professional skateboarder. I'm a dad, business owner, writer, director, and magazine editor." He meant to say he owns a warehouse.

And even more importantly that he's a scientologist

[alonelikeastone]

I have always wanted grey wheels.

[doublesteveburger]

God damnit Steven.

I'm sorry.

[the snake]

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God damnit Steven.

[close]

I'm sorry.

keep walking bro'

[tb303]

the Dove stuff is too thick and leaves white marks on dark clothes. Now I use it on my feet lol

Old Spice deodorant works better

Do you leave the lid off when you're shoving the whole thing up your gigantic, gaping, saggy asshole?

[rideflannel]

[SodaJerk]

Technology has made it easier to live a sedentary life, but fulfillment for me comes from going out into the real world.

Never leaves his private skatepark?

[HungUp]

Laughed so hard all the people on the train looking at me like a madman. Thanks for that.

I'm really proud of Borra though. It sounds like he really believes in this product. I'm glad he found something meaningful to stand up for�

[Changes]

[Big Baby Jesus]

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[close]

Haha this kills me. I bet Berra cries when he sees it

[sharkin]

I have always wanted grey wheels.

Looks like they got them from MS paint

there's a lil plastic tag on the one truck hanger too lol

[bo golden]

i want a private skatepark.

[hsggreen]

Burning Armpits hahahhahahahah