Author Topic: Skateboard Etiquette??? (Read 6289 times)

birdplops · « **Reply #30 on:** July 25, 2016, 09:43:41 AM »

Make sure that you wax the shit out of anything people are already happily skating. Also, make sure you try that trick you'll never land, as fast as you can, next to the only bit in the park where anyone is sitting/starting from.

SodaJerk · « **Reply #31 on:** July 25, 2016, 10:03:58 AM »

If you're gonna stick a screwdriver up a child's ass make sure to tell the whole world about it and then never speak of it again. EVER. No matter what.

assholo · « **Reply #32 on:** July 25, 2016, 10:25:49 AM »

Quote from: Big Baby Jesus on July 25, 2016, 04:58:59 AM

Quote from: Pabst on July 24, 2016, 08:27:19 PM
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after landing any full cab variation, take off your shirt and cheer to your crowd. Self props, a must.
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...self-fullcaballatio?

h00man · « **Reply #33 on:** July 25, 2016, 10:26:32 AM »

Walk into the park as if you're the best skateboarder there, and eye out anyone who you don't recognize.

When other skaters are at a spot, speak loudly about all the tricks you have done there (even though you have never done shit at said spot) and say "nah I don't think you can land that" whenever someone attempts a trick.

Purposefully snake someone and say "sorry" but deep down you meant to cut them off because you're a piece of fucking shit that no one really likes

Squirrel Girl · « **Reply #34 on:** July 25, 2016, 10:45:00 AM »

Quote from: SodaJerk on July 25, 2016, 10:03:58 AM

If you're gonna stick a screwdriver up a child's ass make sure to tell the whole world about it and then never speak of it again. EVER. No matter what.

MintySandwhich · « **Reply #35 on:** July 25, 2016, 10:51:13 AM »

Quote from: Squirrel Girl on July 25, 2016, 10:45:00 AM

Quote from: SodaJerk on July 25, 2016, 10:03:58 AM
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If you're gonna stick a screwdriver up a child's ass make sure to tell the whole world about it and then never speak of it again. EVER. No matter what.
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Is it weird that it pisses me off that the actor's names don't match up with their photos.. FUCK!

Molte · « **Reply #36 on:** July 25, 2016, 02:20:36 PM »

Skateboard Etiquette: rule #0

Don't act in a way that requires us to create another rule.

Howie · « **Reply #37 on:** July 25, 2016, 02:51:48 PM »

Quote from: chockfullofthat on July 25, 2016, 09:17:22 AM

All props must be given in the form of "YEEEEEEWWWWWWWW" or an aggrresive hand slap

What about the good old smacking your board on the ground?

straight · « **Reply #38 on:** July 25, 2016, 03:10:03 PM »

Quote from: Howie on July 25, 2016, 02:51:48 PM

Quote from: chockfullofthat on July 25, 2016, 09:17:22 AM
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All props must be given in the form of "YEEEEEEWWWWWWWW" or an aggrresive hand slap
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What about the good old smacking your board on the ground?

That's only acceptable if trick was performed on a vertical surface

pinch a loaf · « **Reply #39 on:** July 25, 2016, 04:00:37 PM »

If someone gets a clip, everyone there must give that skater a hug. Also, the filmer must film all of the hugs.

Beer and Peanuts · « **Reply #40 on:** July 25, 2016, 07:18:09 PM »

Your whole crew must skate topless, even in the middle of winter. Dickies, chuck taylors, and a pouch of rolling tobacco are also a must.

rob · « **Reply #41 on:** July 26, 2016, 03:23:27 AM »

Quote from: pinch a loaf on July 25, 2016, 04:00:37 PM

If someone gets a clip, everyone there must give that skater a hug. Also, the filmer must film all of the hugs.

Ahahaha this ones got me rolling

"The filmed must film all the hugs"

Molte · « **Reply #42 on:** July 26, 2016, 10:06:21 AM »

Quote from: Cuban_Lynx on July 25, 2016, 04:38:20 AM

Out of courtesy, avoid filming tricks on any cellar doors. You know, just in case he's sitting on unreleased footy.

HyenaChaser · « **Reply #43 on:** July 26, 2016, 07:32:05 PM »

Upon landing, pinkies out.

Silky Johnson · « **Reply #44 on:** July 26, 2016, 08:36:17 PM »

Make sure to get out of the way people filming instagram clips they have the right of way and dictate park traffic flow.

snowman600 · « **Reply #45 on:** July 26, 2016, 08:55:11 PM »

bring a spare non-pink dad hat when you go to the skatepark in case someone else is wearing one.

Lonechicken · « **Reply #46 on:** July 27, 2016, 06:05:49 AM »

If you've recently picked up skateboarding after a long layoff, you have to wear mid-tops/high-tops. It's the law!

Andmoreagain · « **Reply #47 on:** July 27, 2016, 08:59:05 AM »

Quote from: Lonechicken on July 27, 2016, 06:05:49 AM

If you've recently picked up skateboarding after a long layoff, you have to wear mid-tops/high-tops. It's the law!

lmao

MintySandwhich · « **Reply #48 on:** July 27, 2016, 09:48:15 AM »

Make sure your instagram is only videos of you slow-mo'd so people know how good you are!

CRAILFISH TO REVERT · « **Reply #49 on:** July 27, 2016, 10:00:39 AM »

when you show up to a backyard mini for the first time you must drop in and pivot fakie the first wall to let the regulars know you demand respect.

yapple dapple · « **Reply #50 on:** July 27, 2016, 11:51:34 AM »

Don't forget to bake cookies or bring cupcakes to give to the locals if your going to a spot for the first time.

Siiik Sk8er 187 · « **Reply #51 on:** July 27, 2016, 12:07:38 PM »

You must 'dab' after landing every trick for it to count.

unerds · « **Reply #52 on:** July 27, 2016, 12:08:37 PM »

Quote from: yapple dapple on July 27, 2016, 11:51:34 AM

Don't forget to bake cookies or bring cupcakes to give to the locals if your going to a spot for the first time.

make sure you decorate those cupcakes with either the monster, redbull or mtn dew logo... nike swoosh is also acceptable, but if you don't put the SB on them, you'll be forever kook'd... that's just unacceptable jock shit without the SB.

Hands down Hass out · « **Reply #53 on:** July 27, 2016, 01:53:11 PM »

Quote from: pinch a loaf on July 25, 2016, 04:00:37 PM

If someone gets a clip, everyone there must give that skater a hug. Also, the filmer must film all of the hugs.

luvit

Lonechicken · « **Reply #54 on:** July 28, 2016, 07:30:40 AM »

Always treflip in the middle of a line.

billyerlife · « **Reply #55 on:** July 28, 2016, 10:16:26 PM »

Send 37 second long sponsor me tapes filmed exclusively on the lowest flat bar at the park to every local skateboarding affiliated company in your hemisphere.

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #56 on:** July 29, 2016, 12:37:11 AM »

If someone breaks a board ask if you can have their "trunks".
if you are trying to get a trick on film apologize to the filmer everytime you don't get it.

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #57 on:** July 29, 2016, 12:41:05 AM »

Regardless of its natural convenience, do not hold skateboard by the trucks

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #58 on:** July 29, 2016, 07:55:33 AM »

If you quit skating, don't pretend it's because your life is too complicated, just admit that you are lame.

NEVER say hi first to somebody who isn't as good at skating as you. If they are way worse, look right through them if they try to talk to you, as you are better than them in all regards and obviously have nothing in common.

If somebody is ripping, tell them about the guy you know who is better than them

Always claim Gonz or Cards are your favorite skater, even if you don't know who they are

MintySandwhich · « **Reply #59 on:** July 29, 2016, 10:49:56 AM »

If you happen to be friends with a well known skater, and are talking to someone who obviously does not know them personally - be sure to refer to them by a first name basis. Once they ask "Tony, who?" - Respond with "oh Tony Hawk" so they know how cool you are.

Author Topic: Skateboard Etiquette??? (Read 6289 times)

Squirrel Girl

straight

pinch a loaf

billyerlife