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Fuck satan jens and his fart bottle
I know there is no way to confirm anything, but I'd like to believe there's a little bit of magic in those massive jorts of his that kept him alive.
Quote from: slappies on February 26, 2018, 11:37:54 AMExpand QuoteI know there is no way to confirm anything, but I'd like to believe there's a little bit of magic in those massive jorts of his that kept him alive.[close]you should work that into your act.maybe jay doing impromptu CPR while shouting 'somebody help! snootchy bootchies, ol' lardass is down! medic, i need a medic! he can't die, this motherfucker owes me money and shit'
I know there is no way to confirm anything, but I'd like to believe there's a little bit of magic in those massive jorts of his that kept him alive.[close]
You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.
He was on Hannibal Buress' podcast not that long ago, and mentioned he was trying to live a lot healthier these days.