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T-obey Awards
« on: March 07, 2018, 12:18:46 PM »
That thrasher article was trssh
let's roast the skate industry like they should be fuck soft poosey going easy on these dweebs I'll tart off

Date Rape and Destroy - Chase Web

Game Blouses - Nyjah

Watch them tails - Wecking Ball

Bum fight crew- Clint Walker


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Though t I pay respect to Tobey with the thread title
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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2018, 12:21:03 PM »
Let me butcher your footage - Ty Evans

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2018, 12:25:26 PM »
Save our soles- lakai and emerica

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2018, 12:29:36 PM »
The Goggles Do Nothing - The Flat Earth

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2018, 12:34:10 PM »
Driving Mister Huston- Sinner

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2018, 12:41:32 PM »
Mommy’s Little Helper-Bat Shit Trixie

Free Female Pass Assault-TnT

Dry, Wet, Dry, Wet-BAM

Tennis Elbow- Eric Ellington

Broom Bandanna Closet B-Sinner

Can’t Bust My Myth-Danny Way

Chubby Chaser-Brian Anderson



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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2018, 12:42:14 PM »
Ray Rice - Daryl Angel

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2018, 12:44:01 PM »
Gravy train- Mike Sinclair

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2018, 12:57:26 PM »
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? - Cory Kennedy

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2018, 01:01:10 PM »
Edge Lord - pincher bug

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2018, 01:05:39 PM »
Skipped His Part - Gino Iannuci
Going, Going, Gone - Marc Johnson

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2018, 01:09:03 PM »
The Max Hardcore - Chase "I'll never lube it" Gabor

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2018, 01:14:06 PM »
Next Gator?- Tony Trujillo
Beef of the year- Mike Carroll vs. Marc Johnson
Going....going...- Crailtap
Dude, I totally skate: Thrasher, Supreme
Fuck...watson's post is a lot like mine...
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2018, 01:15:14 PM »
iPod Shuffle - The Flare(s)

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2018, 01:16:47 PM »
Bite the hand that feeds you - Jimmy britches

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2018, 01:26:32 PM »
Boarder Wall - Pat Duffy

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Re: T-Slappy Awards
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2018, 01:26:37 PM »
20,000 leagues below pro- prawn powers

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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2018, 01:28:34 PM »
Lactose intolerant- James Hardy
Get it cause he ain't milkin it

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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2018, 01:49:49 PM »
Extra chromosome - Shawn powers
Who the fuck are you again? -Trevor Colden
Cashing in on the gayness - Brian anderson
Rhonda Rousey disease - Leticia bufoni
Ouch, my back - Chad muska
Chemtrails - monster energy
Imaginary friends - Mikey Taylor
Growth hormone - prod
A hole in my sales - Mike mo
Triple sow cow - pine
Gentleman ninja warlock

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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2018, 01:51:30 PM »
Still waiting for lightning- Danny Way
Sitting on the dox of a bay- Mike Sinclair
More like Blandy Roy- Andy Gaona

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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2018, 02:26:21 PM »
Hesh to fresh - Franky Villiani

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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2018, 02:28:23 PM »
Florist Edwards -Forrest and his new weed sponsorship

Bahn This -hardflip indys

Frodo -Nick Merlino and the search for his golden vagina

Nike No-No -Nyjah deleting his instagram story of him grinding the knobs off that 18 stair rail.

Last seen with Fred Gall -Osmar Villareal
 





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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2018, 02:38:29 PM »
damn, you guys are clever.

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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2018, 03:07:46 PM »
The Edison Award for Innovation - Donald Jason Dill

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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2018, 03:21:41 PM »
How do you do, fellow kids? - Koston
Quote from: brent
sorrymom, when 112 sing to you what kinda feelin do it bring to you?

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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2018, 03:24:03 PM »
Most Liked - Nyjah
Class Clown - Andy Roy
Most Likely to Succeed - That Mt Dew kid with the fucked up grill

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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2018, 03:26:28 PM »
stand by your man --- trixie
time's up --- dirtbag-p
skate caddy--- sinner
i hate to bug you in the middle of dinner --- bobby polio
the last big thing --- weckingball
better late than never --- alexis sablone
it's casual --- blondey mccoy hit by car [also dude who flipped over a car]
gipper award for teaching the kids --- rad rat
old man and the sea --- tom penny
brotha lynch hung --- geoff rowley
don't leave me high, don't leave me dry ---- gershon
howard dean --- marc johnson
paula deen --- pat duffy

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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2018, 03:31:06 PM »
How do you do, fellow kids? - Koston

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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2018, 04:10:19 PM »
Best Sheckler-esque image revamp from 1 part - Nyjah

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Re: T-obey Awards
« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2018, 04:26:15 PM »
Tight tricks, loose trucks - Max Palmer
Thrift store score- Andrew Allen
Life saver, beer killer- Fred Gall
Can I have your old board? - Mikey Taylor
To many issues - Berrics mag