maybe even photoshop an mage of some vintage dad-looking character in there, the whole pic will be in color except for him, which will be in black and white. he will have a speech balloon saying "totally epic lurk status bro" or something like that, you know how kids are with those words
you should try getting a team set up
bill weiss
peter vlad
jason maxwell
simon woodstock
roger mancha
sound good so far?