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loompa

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #120 on: January 28, 2008, 12:44:54 PM »
"Have you ever seen a black man's dick before?"

"I have a better cab driver than you! You're in the back, I'm riding SHOTGUN!"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #121 on: February 04, 2008, 12:19:57 PM »
"BAAAAAARRRRRLLLLEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #122 on: February 04, 2008, 01:12:53 PM »
"that's the wrong side..." Froston lands a bs noseblunt heelflip upside down i the menikmati outtakes

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #123 on: February 04, 2008, 03:10:00 PM »
"spin half way hook your feet then hop over to this one spi this way hook your feet and then hop to that one"
"hook your feet?"
"you just use your feet like hook 'em"


i always liked the start of this is skateboarding where he security gaurd kicks off

"get the fuck off the property and get out the fuckng tree"
"i dont want you here"
"where dya want us?"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #124 on: February 06, 2008, 04:16:33 AM »
"that's the wrong side..." Froston lands a bs noseblunt heelflip upside down i the menikmati outtakes

yeah, that was pretty funny.

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« Reply #125 on: February 06, 2008, 04:27:35 AM »
"that's the wrong side..." Froston lands a bs noseblunt heelflip upside down i the menikmati outtakes

yeah, that was pretty funny.
For probably 2 years after that I would say it whenever I landed like that.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #126 on: February 07, 2008, 05:39:06 PM »
"There must have been a lot of bees in the car, because you were driving like a regular jackass."

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #127 on: February 07, 2008, 05:48:01 PM »
"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."

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« Reply #128 on: February 07, 2008, 09:40:33 PM »
"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."
you caught mallrats on the tv today too huh?

hahaha my favorite movie ever. kinda sucks some impersonator is running around claiming to be jason lee, like he would ever be a scientologist, huh

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #129 on: February 07, 2008, 10:32:46 PM »
"spin half way hook your feet then hop over to this one spi this way hook your feet and then hop to that one"
"hook your feet?"
"you just use your feet like hook 'em"


i always liked the start of this is skateboarding where he security gaurd kicks off

"get the fuck off the property and get out the fuckng tree"
"i dont want you here"
"where dya want us?"
we're getting hostile? when did i get hostile?
dah

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #130 on: February 08, 2008, 01:54:28 AM »
yeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh choommmmmmmmmp moooobiilllleeee
nearly every time I see a possum it's in dead form.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #131 on: February 08, 2008, 10:28:44 AM »
"i like my dog, i like my dog..."

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #132 on: February 08, 2008, 12:07:27 PM »
"what is french, has 2 thumbs up, and loves bjs?"

*points to self with both thumbs*

"Moi!"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #133 on: June 03, 2008, 04:22:00 PM »
"what is french, has 2 thumbs up, and loves bjs?"

*points to self with both thumbs*

"Moi!"

Toan! Thats one dude who I'd like to see comeback, I saw a photo of him recently and it looked like snoop dogg in his early days x jet li, the dude was looking like a crip.

Heh, after I typed this the next thread I saw was the link to this site: http://falseprofitskateboards.com/. What do you know
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It's a good marriage, but, but lately I think my wifes been fooling around because our parrot keeps saying "give it to me hard and fast before my husband John Katz comes home."

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #134 on: June 04, 2008, 09:23:04 AM »

"Dude, I'll give you a hundered bucks and take you out to benihana's if you slide that 75 foot handrail. I'll give you 600 tries. I'll be back next week.  Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate." - Jason Lee




fixed.

And anything Pat Quirke has said ever, and he's said a lot of crazy shit to me in person too.

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 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of retarded kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #135 on: June 04, 2008, 11:53:57 AM »
"when fly fishing starts in your bathroom, refresh!" gerwer, i think it was in thrasher shotgun

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #136 on: June 04, 2008, 11:12:30 PM »
"Woah that was crazy, you hit the rail.....you tried to Feeble the rail!"
"you're on another level! Give this guy a raise, Eversole."

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #137 on: June 05, 2008, 07:49:58 PM »
"Why couldnt you just play around here and go around instead of breaking some wood." - Hokus Pokus

"I do the tricks not you!" - Gonz

"You wanna make a million dollars? You come to the baby!" - Vitural Reality

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #138 on: June 05, 2008, 08:48:14 PM »
"keep the noise down, i'm trying to get radical" - Gonz in Get Familiar i think

"my fuckin' wheel fell off" - AVE in Photosynthesis.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #139 on: June 07, 2008, 10:36:20 AM »

"I have a better cab driver than you! You're in the back, I'm riding SHOTGUN!"
pretty much anything Reda says is fuckin classic material

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #140 on: June 07, 2008, 11:16:31 AM »
"heyy mark, this is chris avery filbing!"

ive been rewinding that part and emulating the cold voice for a couple years

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #141 on: June 08, 2008, 06:22:07 AM »
"Hi i'm Louie i'm a Taurus"

I always though he said "tourist", but you may be right.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #142 on: June 08, 2008, 08:44:13 AM »
"Cheesecake? Cheesecake."


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« Reply #143 on: June 08, 2008, 12:27:17 PM »
"He tried to feeble the RAIL!!!" - the filmer
enjoi bag of suck
outtakes


"Under the ladder bitch, under the ladder" - Dustin Dollin
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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #144 on: June 08, 2008, 02:57:32 PM »
" I like to fall on my face, I like to hurt myself. I like everything"

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #145 on: June 08, 2008, 03:00:28 PM »
"Hi i'm Louie i'm a Taurus"
hey girls
hey louie

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #146 on: June 08, 2008, 04:15:41 PM »
-Aah, that felt fuckin tasty, I'd like to do it again, yah ready?
-yeah, ready for it.... I think, I think he wants more



-we got a bunch of skateboarders here and they're getting hostile
-we're gettin hostile? when did I get hostile, I didn't, I havn't said one word
-get out of here, I don't want you here.
-okay.
-I dont want you here!
-okay...
-where do you want us?

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #147 on: June 08, 2008, 04:49:36 PM »
IT'S REEEN BITCH!  IT'S REEEN REEEN!

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« Reply #148 on: June 09, 2008, 11:02:19 AM »
We've got Dan Thompson downstairs if you need some photos. We've got crackheads outside if you need some crack.

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Re: "No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes
« Reply #149 on: June 10, 2008, 12:27:33 AM »
not sure if this one has been posted but, one of my favourite quotes is in the miami section of subtleties theres a quick cut to stefan sooo drunk in a  hotel room and he says something along the lines of "get away from me papparazzi".  makes me laugh everytime i see it.
That goofy mother fuckin' man in that room will survive that shit.