shit that triggers you

[such]

when people skate barefoot
not lacing your shoes all the way up. extra triggering if you leave more than one eyelet unlaced.
skating without socks
only one rail
leaving the top of your nose ungripped
shoegooing the foxing tape
jessup
skating with headphones (earbuds are fine)
chains
tight jeans and dunks
tight jeans and skateboarding
just tight jeans in general
shoes without any ankle padding
skating commando
etching something into your grip
clear grip on your entire board
anything weed related
boards without noses

[Iceman]

"trigger" triggers me.

[such]

"trigger" triggers me.

people that dont understand irony

[Deucifer]

people that dont understand irony

lol

[pizzafliptofakie]

OP sounds like an unhappy person.

[Iceman]

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people that dont understand irony

[close]

lol

^^^ haha

[Seadramon]

OP sounds like an unhappy person.

unhappy ppl trigger me

[Turtle Boy]

It's almost 7PM in Europe and 10am in SF and still no Jerry HSU B-Sides.

[slappies]

loud noises and flashing lights

[glutton.]

when people skate barefoot
skating without socks
shoes without any ankle padding
skating commando
etching something into your grip
boards without noses

If I trigger you in public, what would you do?

[ChuckRamone]

what if you were an avid skateboarder with agoraphobia? that would be pretty funny.

[Sondor]

the patriarchy

[20matar]

what if you were an avid skateboarder with agoraphobia? that would be pretty funny.

Get on the Mullen program. Learn how to freestyle on your garage.

[heckler]

Slow, squeaky bearings. Wind. Lurkers at the park. Broken shoelaces. Shoes that don't grip anymore. Big pants/little shirt combo. Shake Junt grip on otherwise cool board graphics.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

Shake Junt grip anything

[ducky darnsworth]

emerica dumping the reynolds mid

[such]

emerica dumping the reynolds mid

uuhhm, how about a trigger warning next time you asshole?

[such]

Slow, squeaky bearings. Wind. Lurkers at the park. Broken shoelaces. Shoes that don't grip anymore. Big pants/little shirt combo. Shake Junt grip on otherwise cool board graphics.

TRIGGER WARNING:
explain. do you mean people who dont skate?

[heckler]

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Slow, squeaky bearings. Wind. Lurkers at the park. Broken shoelaces. Shoes that don't grip anymore. Big pants/little shirt combo. Shake Junt grip on otherwise cool board graphics.

[close]

TRIGGER WARNING:
explain. do you mean people who dont skate?

Yeah, public concrete parks seem to just attract weirdos and dudes who think that hanging around the park makes them "in". The other day, I rolled up to the park and found two dudes practicing sparring right in front of the ledge. Never mind the perfectly suitable basketball court next door and never mind that there were clearer spots in the skatepark itself, let's just throw our shit wherever we please and get into it basically on what's clearly an obstacle.

[danjtony]

White shoes-white socks-white grip combo (see Daniel Vargas)
trucks with hanger graphics
People who ride big ass soft wheels at the skatepark and "grind" with their trucks not even touching the coping

Also, this is pretty localized, but I live in Taiwan and I'm fuckin stoked whenever I see someone riding a deck that's not Primitive or sk8mafia.

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

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Slow, squeaky bearings. Wind. Lurkers at the park. Broken shoelaces. Shoes that don't grip anymore. Big pants/little shirt combo. Shake Junt grip on otherwise cool board graphics.

[close]

TRIGGER WARNING:
explain. do you mean people who dont skate?

[close]

Yeah, public concrete parks seem to just attract weirdos and dudes who think that hanging around the park makes them "in". The other day, I rolled up to the park and found two dudes practicing sparring right in front of the ledge. Never mind the perfectly suitable basketball court next door and never mind that there were clearer spots in the skatepark itself, let's just throw our shit wherever we please and get into it basically on what's clearly an obstacle.

This. People who show up just to take pictures, or fly drones, RC cars, etc... Seen it all.

[rob]

-I agree with the lurkers, the ones that sit around judging And watching like they're better or something
-Park locals who think they're hot shit
-Using a drill for setups, it drives me crazy cause that's how idiots get their hardware all "stripped" or whatever. I just know it fucks up the Phillip cross and Allen cause you just hear it going then just destroying the top and now you can't change your trucks later for a new deck
-people who say your gear doesn't matter
-weed anything
-guys who think they're good when they do the same tricks ALL the time on different stuff and think it's a different trick. Like 180 the stairs then 180 the hip then 180 the gap and Think it's different
-the person who comes out of no where and does your trick, everyone knows that guy
-people that play you in skate and do nothing but spin tricks, 180,full cab, nollie 180, pop shuv, fakie bigspin, nollie backside bigspin.
-fake style
-swag kids
-overly dramatic style
-mongo pushers and pathetic non experienced cruisers who try to skate faster than you or try to cruise with you then don't even Know how to Ollie or push comfortably or fast
-beginners who think they can skate better than everyone
-random guys who think they're better than you

I'm such a hater haha

[GOATMOON]

Little kids who tail you on their scooters
The bums that live at my local
When said bums break bottles and leave shards of glass all over the park
That guy who fucking rips but never acknowledges or talks to anyone
Little kids/shitters that want to play skate all the time
Little kids/shitters/randoms who linger around or sit on obstacles

[ZEBRA]

-I agree with the lurkers, the ones that sit around judging And watching like they're better or something
-Park locals who think they're hot shit
-Using a drill for setups, it drives me crazy cause that's how idiots get their hardware all "stripped" or whatever. I just know it fucks up the Phillip cross and Allen cause you just hear it going then just destroying the top and now you can't change your trucks later for a new deck
-people who say your gear doesn't matter
-weed anything
-guys who think they're good when they do the same tricks ALL the time on different stuff and think it's a different trick. Like 180 the stairs then 180 the hip then 180 the gap and Think it's different
-the person who comes out of no where and does your trick, everyone knows that guy
-people that play you in skate and do nothing but spin tricks, 180,full cab, nollie 180, pop shuv, fakie bigspin, nollie backside bigspin.
-fake style
-swag kids
-overly dramatic style
-mongo pushers and pathetic non experienced cruisers who try to skate faster than you or try to cruise with you then don't even Know how to Ollie or push comfortably or fast
-beginners who think they can skate better than everyone
-random guys who think they're better than you

I'm such a hater haha

Can you not do those tricks or something?? Why would that bother you??

Little kids at the skatepark, usually scooter kids, screaming across the park in their pre-pubescent high pitches voice. Drives me crazy and then I'll just stop skating until they leave. Why?? I don't know. It's a legitimate trigger though. Haha

[Tracer]

The grizzly logo
Skaters that only talk about skating. No strategy at the table!
People who give advice on tricks they can't do switch

[violentpizza]

[rob]

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-I agree with the lurkers, the ones that sit around judging And watching like they're better or something
-Park locals who think they're hot shit
-Using a drill for setups, it drives me crazy cause that's how idiots get their hardware all "stripped" or whatever. I just know it fucks up the Phillip cross and Allen cause you just hear it going then just destroying the top and now you can't change your trucks later for a new deck
-people who say your gear doesn't matter
-weed anything
-guys who think they're good when they do the same tricks ALL the time on different stuff and think it's a different trick. Like 180 the stairs then 180 the hip then 180 the gap and Think it's different
-the person who comes out of no where and does your trick, everyone knows that guy
-people that play you in skate and do nothing but spin tricks, 180,full cab, nollie 180, pop shuv, fakie bigspin, nollie backside bigspin.
-fake style
-swag kids
-overly dramatic style
-mongo pushers and pathetic non experienced cruisers who try to skate faster than you or try to cruise with you then don't even Know how to Ollie or push comfortably or fast
-beginners who think they can skate better than everyone
-random guys who think they're better than you

I'm such a hater haha

[close]

Can you not do those tricks or something?? Why would that bother you??

Little kids at the skatepark, usually scooter kids, screaming across the park in their pre-pubescent high pitches voice. Drives me crazy and then I'll just stop skating until they leave. Why?? I don't know. It's a legitimate trigger though. Haha

I barely mess with switch and nollie so it gets annoying when it's back to back nollie and switch spin tricks, I'm still getting the hang on switch heels and switch flips, switch shuv back and front are whatever and Nollie too but nollie bigspin I don't find fun or stylish so I barely ever do them. Nollie 180 are whatever but switch is annoying especially right after regular 180's,  where the variety??give me a flip of some kind any kind

[Esquivel]

when people skate barefoot
not lacing your shoes all the way up. extra triggering if you leave more than one eyelet unlaced.
skating without socks
only one rail
leaving the top of your nose ungripped
shoegooing the foxing tape
jessup
skating with headphones (earbuds are fine)
chains
tight jeans and dunks
tight jeans and skateboarding
just tight jeans in general
shoes without any ankle padding
skating commando
etching something into your grip
clear grip on your entire board
anything weed related
boards without noses

a )super unhygienic, foot slipping inside the shoe and loads of black hash-like matter collecting between the toes/nails - horrible
b) struggling to stand out

i would like to add: pants that are too short and expose the socks

not really triggered by the above stuff, just feel bad for the people with socks exposed, they must be cold now in winter.

[such]

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when people skate barefoot
not lacing your shoes all the way up. extra triggering if you leave more than one eyelet unlaced.
skating without socks
only one rail
leaving the top of your nose ungripped
shoegooing the foxing tape
jessup
skating with headphones (earbuds are fine)
chains
tight jeans and dunks
tight jeans and skateboarding
just tight jeans in general
shoes without any ankle padding
skating commando
etching something into your grip
clear grip on your entire board
anything weed related
boards without noses

[close]

a )super unhygienic, foot slipping inside the shoe and loads of black hash-like matter collecting between the toes/nails - horrible
b) struggling to stand out

i would like to add: pants that are too short and expose the socks

not really triggered by the above stuff, just feel bad for the people with socks exposed, they must be cold now in winter.

what triggers me about the lack of grip on the nose is that it feels like your foot is going to slip off.

[somethingmustbreaknow]

people spitting all over the park. especially their fucking snus.
people that litter the park with cigarettebutts. i smoke myself.
just throw em in the bin man. how hard could that be, fucker?

EDIT: ah, that shit is about gear especially. i did not figure that out.
colored wheels, sockgraphics, griptapegraphics, mismatching trucks.